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Name: Crabjesus
Height: 5"11
Weight: 129 pounds
Listed weight: 9st 3lbs
Class: 
Profession: Prophet
First Public Appearance: First became noticeable when he emerged from the Arid, extra-dry desert with seemingly no protection and began distributing reptilian blessings with abandon.
First AiL Appearance: Sebastian, Catrina, Crabjesues and Konall
Updated: August 4, 2010 (through Enter Hey Daze)

Personality: He's noble, unique, and a highly flavorful character whom we see very little of.

Skills and abilities: Kind of the Maximal Thordicus of crabs, he's able to control an impressive crab army, in addition to being able to buff allies up. Seems incapable of being seen more than once a blue moon in AIL, though.

Recent news: After his debut, he vanishes again into the backstory of AIL. Still, it was a memorable Live RP!
 

The season so far: Other than debuting, he's not done much and seems unlikely to show up for the remainer of the AIL season.
 

 

Crabujesus (First appearance: Seaside Town: The Burning)
Appearances Mission Notes
Live RP Seaside Town: The Burning CJ is here to secure the camp, toss out a few buffs, and generally barely be there. Entertaining when he is!
Finale 2/2 Seaside Town: The Burning CJ is here to secure the camp, toss out a few buffs, and generally barely be there. Entertaining when he is!

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