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As I emerge from the recently undefiled Crypt I noticed a letter crudely pasted with mud to a tree addressed to me. I read it and loudly exclaimed, “Oh boy a dragon I can’t wait to see this thing. I’ve always wanted to see a dragon!” a few birds and squirrels flee the area surprised by all the commotion I caused. Unfamiliar with animals, thinking they can talk, he yells again, “Sorry little people!”
As I enter Seaside Town I stop briefly at an odd looking man selling toad horns, cosmic lemonade, and Arse-a’fire elixir. He is asking for twinkly wads in exchange for his goods. I rummage through my sack looking for some wads hoping for some toad horn, but I don’t have enough so I leave.
I enter the clan hall to find it empty again so I make my way towards the stash to pick up some equipment for the mission ahead. I pick up my custom bo-staff that was made for me on Grimace. I haven’t had a chance to use it yet because I keep forgetting it under my bunk so now that I remember I should really kick some tail! I also grab a few other kick-knacks that should help me on my mission.
As I am leaving Seaside Town I see a pile of old rope and I think HEY! That could be useful, so I pick it up and as a kid chases me yelling something about a yellow shoehorn and some bubble gum so I run really fast out of town.
As I approach the waters of the kingdom I realize that I have no way of getting to the island. So as I sit there thinking of what I should do a giant sea monster jumps up and grabs the rope and as it’s unwinding it reveals a shoehorn tied to the rope so I think, hey better then nothing, so I grab the shoehorn and take off. As I’m blazing through the ocean I struggle to keep hold of my bag but soon the monster dives and I think to myself, “This is bad maybe I should let go.” Despite my thinking I hold on even tighter. He drags me under and into a cave and as we approach the surface I notice a big group of hippies. They soon notice me also floating around their sea monster.
As I come out of the pool three hippies attack me while I’m off guard and one manages a successful hit right in the back of my knee with his shillelagh. I fall over in major pain and as they jump on me I try to get them off with my staff but it does not work and I’m soon unconscious.
I wake up in a jail cell with a few hippy guards outside my cell. I notice on the wall next to the cell I think man these guy’s are as dumb as Andy Griffith and I snatch the keys quietly. I sneak behind the guards and quietly take them both out. I thought about taking their cloths to disguise myself but then I thought I’ll flip a coin so I get a coin and think head’s is just blaze out of there as fast as possible and tails take the uniforms. As I flip the coin is flipping through the air and then it lands in a grate and I say “Looked like heads.”
I run out of the cell sprinting very fast. Then as I’m almost out I realize I’ve left all my equipment in there so back t the jail cell I go! As I approach the door to the holding chambers I see a door marked “Hostages Secret Equipment Closet Hidden as a Broom Closet.” I think for a second then just go in and find all my stuff plus an old hippie outfit so I put it on fast to disguise myself. Lucky for me I haven’t had a chance to shower so my hair is equally greasy.
I escape with ease making the hippies think I am one of them. Then I notice a vendor selling various fruits so I stop and eat a few strawberries. Then in the distance I spot a giant dragon. I got out my staff, prepared to fight, and off I went in to the horizon.
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