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Protect the Clan!
Mission:  Save That Toot!
By Feena

Original Roleplay

Set in the clan hall, this features Feena thrown back into battle against one of the Elite 7!

During the quest to save the Toot Oriole, Feena unleashed a powerful megaspell.. while it totally drained her, it also devastated the Knob Goblin army that were present.. a real awe inspiring moment.

I consider this the second bit of "Feena's Trinity" for the mission, even though the third is a co write.. it tells it's own mini story, and takes place seperate from Dash and Catrina's storyline. It goes a long way towards establishing Feena's style, too.

Explore that writing style by reading this roleplay, subtitled "Monsters, Mayhem, and... Feena?"


"... It's time to wake up..."

 
Feena had been having a very nice dream, or at least she thinks it was. The Priestess of the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been taking a long nap to soothe her hurts and recover her spent mana from the previous incidents (see previous posts and the finale of last mission), but something seemed wrong as she awoke. To hell with seeming, she awoke in the middle of an epic battle, in her own clan hall! She rolled wearily out of bed and made her way out of the Clan Rumpus Room to find bodies strewn about the hall, Clanmates and Goblins alike. In a near panic, the bunny bolted outside into Seaside town proper to find her clanmates engaged in a battle with what even looked like a small contingent of the Knob Goblin army. At the helm of the struggle floated a figure she remembered vividly, the Jester King of the Beasts. At once, she knew what she must do.

Feena hurled a Goblin Firecracker at the beast-king to get his attention. "Hey, Creep! Why don't ya learn to stay down when I beat you up?" The firecracker made its mark, exploding in a shower of sparks and heat.

Enraged, the JKotB turned his attention to the very same Priestess who'd forced him to retreat previously and snarled, "Well, if it isn't the little bunny who thought she could lay low the very lord of the beasts?"

Feena smirked and then, with a brave tease, she turned her tail and smacked her ass. "Bet ya I could do it again too."

The JKotB snarled again, floating nearer the braver bunny. "No man or woman can touch me... I will have your head!"

"Only if you can catch me first!" Feena challenged, and dashed back inside the Clan Hall. With the JKotB literally hot on her tail, Feena dashed with all her strength and agility, bounding from wall to wall. She then rounded a corner with surprising speed that no-one would ever believe.

The bunny led her foe around in circles, looping through the hall, just barely able to keep him from closing in on her. As he closed, the bunny dropped a few rays of elemental energy to keep him back, trying to conserve what MP she had left.

"You call that a chase, buster? You couldn't keep up with Catrina and Dash the way you're moving," Feena taunted him after a few laps. The Beast's retort came quickly, "It will not be much longer, little rabbit. I will have you in my grasp sooner than you think." Feena smirked again, pitching a few baseballs over her shoulder as she ran. The spheres never made a hit, but they did their job, forcing her persuer back and giving Feena some much needed distance to keep up her little plan.

The chase continued for some time, until a firey blast appeared in the midst of her run, forcing Feena to drop into a tumble under it. The blast caught the JKotB hard in the chest, stunning him long enough to actually land a hit. Feena's tumble broke with her throwing herself back towards a wall like in an action film, firing a chain of Minor Rays of Something almost like a gatling gun. Each ray of elemental energy hit home, searing, chilling, spooking, stinking and *censored* the so-called mighty JKotB. With the final chilling ray striking home, the Mighty Jester King of the Beasts toppled to the ground with a mighty crash. Feena panted and gasped, then bolted to her feet in victory.

With the mightiest war cry she could muster, Feena dragged the now thuroughly beaten on foe back into the streets, inspiring what remained of the newbie clan army to drive the Goblins from their turf.

Feena wandered back into the clan hall and wondered, who had thrown that fireball that gave her a chance to score another victory....


 
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