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Feena's New Thread(s)
Odd Jobs
subtitle: Priestess and now... Pirate?

By Feena
Original Roleplay

We're treated to a nice little bit by Feena here, which is also in continuity as well.

Well written piece that not only flushes her out, but has flashes of humor as well.


This is considered in continuity, a new look for our truely potent priestess

After escorting her mentor, Toot Oriole, back to the top of the spire of Mt. Noob, Feena sat near the base, wondering what further adventure might come her way. After looking down to her tattered robes, a thought struck her. These robes are no longer fitting a priestess of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, she thought. I must obtain a new set of clothes, and I know just the people to go to.

After an arduous trek and a swift raft ride, the bunny made her way to the pirate town of lore, seeking new clothes.

Her first thought was to beg, which soon she tossed from her mind. Another thought came to her, to preach His word to His people. And that's what she did, she rounded up as many pirates as she could, lame and dashing alike. To them, she preached His word, told them of her plight, and promised rewards unlike many had never seen before.

Feena then implored them to donate what they could to her cause, asking them only for one article of clothing if they could muster it. To the bunny's surprise, she obtained many pairs of piratey pants, sashes belts and stuffed parrots. They are far too generous, I must donate the excess to the clan, Feena thought. In truth, she chose only three sashes to keep herself, two red and one tan, and a single pair of breeches suitable for her bunny body. The rest she stored in a seemingly never filling pouch of holding, ready to be brought to her clan. The priestess then asked her kindred to turn about as she changed, pulling the one tan sash about her busom, the two red ones over her shoulders and sides in a cross and the breeches on as one would expect.

For their kindness and generousity, Feena then prepared for them a mighty feast of pastas and sauces, the likes of which none had ever seen before. The festival of food continued well into the night, the pirates all aglow with their stomachs filled with divine pasta made by a single priestess of His Noodly Goodness.
                               ... Except for one pirate, who implored tirelessly, "but why is the Rum gone?"

 


Feena was awesome and is much missed even all this time after her last active mission.. Next up, we skip forward in time a bit with a story focusing on Konall's Familiar, Spaz!

 
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