I kept the spacing just like it was in the original, in order to keep the feeling of the original.
Although he skimps out on mentioning the Penguin's Betrayal at all, Raw Hide has some rather good lines in this one! As always. His pieces tend to be shorter than say, Dash or Catrina, but they're still fun reads.
He takes a straight line approach that contrasts with some of the longer stories quite well.
Plus he's fun to write, as I mentioned in previous pieces. This one, he's been assigned the job of causing a yeti attack on the penguins. See how he goes about it..

... down below!

So I needed to somehow get those damn yetis to attack the penguins. This should be easy. Yetis are dumb. I’m not so dumb as they are. I think.
I could always just yell stampede and try to run them down a path. No that might backfire and I’d get trampled. So nix on that. Maybe If I build a fence first. Nah I’m too lazy. Fire might scare them. But it might cause an avalanche. Man I hate this kind of crap. I have no idea what I’m going to do. Maybe I can try killing them all rolling them into a ball and rolling the ball at the penguin’s HQ. I don’t think that would be believable since the yetis aren’t suicidal killers. They are however deadly snot bags.
Hmmmm. “I got it!”
The answer is simple. I made my way to the deep fat friar’s gate to prepare myself for some ass kicking gear. I started slaying the demons and imps. I came out in a blaze of glory. I’m ready to lay these suckers down in a bed of rose’s thorns. I equip everything I had that would help me to pack some heat. I was on fire!
I made my way up icy slope finally coming to the peak. It was hear I must find the answer to my problem. I searched all over and had to be careful. My prey was elusive as could be. The yetis weren’t that bad but I decided to avoid them too. I had to toss a ram down the mountain but that wasn’t too bad at all. It kind of reminded me of my training at the peak. I didn’t get too far in that training. I guess we all have limits and I have met mine. All I can do now is hone what I have.
I was getting tired and needed sleep. The time had come for me to leave. Suddenly something glinted and caught my eye. Something was coming in my direction. It looked like a swirl of snow and wind but something was awkward about it. It almost looked like it was capped with an icy crown. The crown was my ticket out this place. So I jumped the figure. The queen.
I tried to reason with her. I told her to order the yetis to attack the mafia HQ. Unfortunately she didn’t understand and she tried to freeze me. Luckily I dodged out of the way and got ready to light her world. I was gonna put a fire under her ass and then kick it. Well she blew me off of the ledge we were fighting on. I continued to follow her even after the fall. She was fast as could be. Plus she hard to hit because she’s 80% freakin air.
So I finally caught up to her and gave her a fiery spanking. That bitch never knew what hit her. Then I realized I had no idea how to use her crown. I was wind burnt and freezer burnt. Have you ever wondered why you get sun burnt, freezer burnt and wind burnt all in the winter? Yeah me too. Well the answer was there. I beat that killer queen into submission. The peak was mine so long as I held her under my power. So I ordered her to order the yetis to gather about 20 ft away from us down hill. I figured she wouldn’t make all of them gather. She would save some for me when I let her go. She didn’t count on my ability to kill all of them. So I waited until the job was done. Then I released her. No use killing the queen. I don’t need the pressure of ruling the peak.
So with my job done, I headed toward the knob. I’d let the yeti’s take the blame. I just hope the penguins don’t speak the same language as the queen.

Next up is one of those 'longer pieces' I might have mentioned.. ;)