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Reports and Relaxation
Mission:  Save That Toot!
By Feena

Original Roleplay

"Because somebunny is due a very long nap," as the subtitle puts it, we get to see Feena's first solo efforts! Her previous efforts before this one were all co writes. The formatting reminds me of a Raw Hide solo effort, although the pacing and story are distinctly Feena.

I got a kick out of the reference to a familiar television series in here, too. We haven't seen Bazz since, so far (as of somewhere in mission #6) but nothing would surprise me. Feena looks like she could use a good rest here, anyway.

A fun read, here, folks, and a simple but well written solo debut for the FSM priestess.


Feena was definitely not having a good day. Exhausting her mana supply, getting beaten up on by a feline that resembled her best friend, and not being able to go to her rescue... It was just too much for the Priestess to take. Sebastian's horse was kind enough to give her a steady and danger free ride back to Seaside Town and KOKOL's Clan Headquarters, even if it was boring enough to get her to nearly fall asleep.

After such a tiring ride, Feena quietly dismounted the kind steed, and with a kind pat on the nose, she told him to go find Dash. Without looking back to make sure, Feena walked into the Clan Hall in a way that could only be described as barely alive. Ignoring her clan-mates, His Noodly Divineness' Priestess made her way to the War Room, a room she'd visited only once in her time there as part of a tour. Inside, she expected to find the Clan Patriarch or Matriarch (as if she remembered which), but instead, another important figure, the Minister of KOKOL's War Efforts, Bazz Prannigan. She knew that he wasn't exactly very highly ranked in the Clan, but she also knew that he had a bit of a reputation. Sending wave after wave of soldiers at some horde was how he'd managed to defeat the attacking horde. Admittedly, Feena also knew he had a bit of a reputation as a moron, but she kept that much to herself.

Sitting down, she told the "moron" as she calls him in her mind what she knows happened so far. During the whole tirade, she couldn't help but notice that Prannigan was staring at her, something she ended up deciding was just him being a big pompous jerk and womanizer. With a final "Just stop staring at me!" Feena stormed right out of the War Room and made a quick trip to her favorite room, the Clan's Rumpus Room, a place she knew had a couch so comfortable, she could sleep away her hurts and let her body rest.

That was when she'd noticed why she was drawing stares... She'd passed in front of a Mirror (how'd that get there?), and noticed not only was she beaten up, but also her robes had been torn to ribbons, barely held together by some freak miracle. Feena blushed under her fur, and decided that she would just get a few hours of sleep. She wandered right to the couch in question, made a big sign which read "Do Not Disturb Under Pain of Death," and laid down on the bed for her big nap, placing the sign just behind her tail.

She silently muttered a quiet "good night" and fell asleep very quickly.


(heh.. moron is right.. what a jerk that guy is. ;)

 
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