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Feena Finds a Friend, and Cattaras feels the Heat
Mission:  Enter Hey Daze

Subtitle: Hanky panky in Hey Deze
By Catrina and Feena

Original Roleplay

Heh.. WARNING: The easily offended and younger readers might wanna skip this one. :)

Or at least skip down to Feena and her mysterious guest, which provides a solid contrast to the opening. Which, hopefully, explains itself well enough to get the point across. Feena's the main thread in the roleplay, as she's the one that's in the whole thing from start to end.

While there isn't much fighting, there's action of a whole nother kind.. so if you're feeling daring, dive into the story and check it out!
(Did I mention sensitive readers might wanna skip down past the first half?)


Clawlust purred as she tended to her victim. The boys had left the bitch to her after they had magically stimulated her heat and proceeded to take her, over and over again- always careful NOT to allow her to climax. The bitch lay there now, tied down with magic bonds, writhing with the pain of a lust unabated for hours on end.

The demoness purred again. This was the part of the job she loved. She didn't stick around to watch the boys play, always too tempting to hijack a few lusty demons for her own needs but after they were done she could take her time and torture the bitches until they gave up their mortal souls.

Sometimes bitches would give in to such torture even before the boys had finished with them, denying her her fun. But this one- Clawlust had suspected she's be able to play with her- before killing her. All she had to do was get the bitch to give up her soul to them, and she'd be free to gut her! “What's the matter, little kitty? Not getting it off like you want to? Just tell me what I want to hear- and I'll make you feel ALL better!” Clawlust stroked the bitch again, eliciting another moan from her- another writhe. Only so much, not enough to give her climax- just enough to keep her on that painful edge.

But the bitch was stubborn. Good, it made the victory all the sweeter when they fought it, slowly coming to the realization that this demoness was patient- and they had all eternity, if need be!

"N-no...no...I...I... uhhhh."

"You what? Want to have release? Submit to us and you will get all you deserve!" Catrina gazed up at the demoness before letting out another moan, so close to giving in. The demoness smiled, it would not be much longer now.

Feena leapt into view, her aura flaring in absolute anger. "LET HER GO!" The lapine priestess flicked her wand out and channeled a powerful burst of mana at the large feline demoness. The energy arced right at her, elementless pure mana.

The demoness looked up at Feena's shout, smirking wickedly at her. “Good, I was starting to feel hunger." her smile never wavered as Feena unleashed her blast at her- and as she turned insubstantial and let it pass through her.

"Oh... That's not good..." She stared dumbfounded, then leapt around, trying to keep the demoness distracted as she charged up another blast.

'Stand still little bunny- this will only hurt a- OOF! " She fell forward, propelled by a flying feline- Cattaras attacking her from behind while she concentrated on Feena. Like any other spell, turning insubstantial took some recharge- and the demoness was not ready for it yet. However, Cattaras found himself in a fight against a demoness- not a good thing for him. "Insolent kitten!”

Feena grinned to herself, then let loose another furious blast directed at her, even more intense than before.

The demoness screamed as the mana stream hit her. Seeing his opening, Cattaras lunged forward, jaws open, taking her throat with an easy, swift motion that, while not deadly for the demoness, caused her to dissipate for a time. He spat, a sour look on her face- then looking over to where his sister still writhed

Feena growled a quiet oath at the demoness and then padded over to her best friend. She knelt down and softly rubbed her forehead. "Catrina, it's me, Feena."

Cattaras' ears were flat to his head, his teeth set as he came over and looked to see how to free her. “You....you may want to be elsewhere when she is freed... Feena.”

She shook her head, speaking her peace. "Catrina knows me, she won't hurt me one bit. Well, not after she had her nose in my lap when we first met." Feena waved her wand a bit, dispelling the binds around her favorite feline. "Right, hun?"

Catrina rose and immediately pounced Cattaras, rubbing against him in a most familiar way. He shut his eyes tightly, as if trying hard not to respond to her. "She....I ...I have no idea how....too earl-mmmff!" He was cut off by her kiss- deep and lustful and more passionate than anything Feena had seen out of Catrina.

The bunny stood up, then gaped as her friend pounced and became intimate with the feline she sorta still despised. "CATRINA! He.... HE'S YOUR BROTHER!" The lapine priestess stormed over and yanked on her friend as hard as she could, trying to drag her off him.

Catrina spun, not seeing her friend at the moment, roaring passionately. "He's MINE BITCH!" With this she backhanded Feena hard across the muzzle, sending her sprawling.

Feena landed right on her butt, then glared at Catrina. "Hey, Cat, easy. I'm your friend, remember?"

Cattaras panted, trying to cover what was happening to him. “Run....can't control...heat....Goddess her scent!"

Feena tried to run, scrabbling to her feet as she turned tail. She stopped short and smirked, throwing out a cold wave at Catrina. "Well, if she's in heat, then we use cold!"

He seemed to gather himself together. "The Demons must have caused this.... keeping her on the edge- in the pain of a never ending heat....Their spell should wear off soon..." He looked like he was about to say something else.

Catrina chased after the bitch she saw- the other bitch so close to her male.

Feena held her ground, keeping a good chill around her. "Catrina, cool off. Don't make me break out more ice than you can handle..."

Cattaras couldn't help but smirk. “Not that kind of heat, bunny! It has to be magical- but she's hot for a man...alone. You being here is not helping her mind.”

"Oh... Shit, mom always used to use a lot of icepacks on me when I went into heat as a little bunny, helped bring me out of it. 'Course, this chilled air should wear her out, it is magical too." She ran in circles, trying to tire Catrina right out, but the only one tiring out was Feena.

Cattaras could see the bunny tiring. See the anger in his sister's face. She was bound to kill her without realizing it...not good. “Bunny...run. Leave this place, like she's chased you off. I...I'll keep her occupied until her spell falls." He swallowed hard

She leapt away, bounding up and along pillars of stone along the way. She slipped once, but her momentum let her crash a good way away from her best friend.

She stopped to listen for pursuit, but only heard the wild sounds of Cattaras keeping his sister...occupied.

Feena panted, nursing the wounds from her crash. She called up some lasagna bandages and prayed Riko would show with... well, whatever his name was.

The stranger watched from the top of a nearby pillar. He hugged the shadows he found there, using them for his protection as he watched the female go flying by. He smirked as he heard the sounds of wild lovemaking beyond. then dropped to the ground out of sight. He was tall, a chocolate lapine with bright green eyes. He wore only loose pants and a cloth belt, showing off an exquisitely muscled torso. He smiled, deciding that investigating the other noises could wait. Best to let them finish anyway. He entered the clearing containing the female, noticing her beauty- and her mode of dress. A pirate? Here? She was busy with mending her wounds as he spoke. "Greetings."

Feena yelped loudly as she spun around and scrambled back. "Who... who're you?

He bowed to her, smiling. "My name is Amras, and what is the name of the fetching creature I have the honor of addressing?"

She looked a tad nervous, but she spoke in a dignified voice as she rose to her feet. "My name is Feena, priestess of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is an honor to meet a monk and fellow lapine down here, and a bit of a relief to see someone not trying to kill me."

He nodded, smiling. "Killing you would be a waste. I can think of so many other things to d..." He cleared his throat. "Anyway, what is a disciple of his noodly oneness doing in such a dreary place? And all alone as well?"

Feena stared at him a moment, almost feeling a bit... unnerved by his first comment. She steeled herself quickly, then spoke calmly, "I am here on business with my friends, I can speak no further about that. As for my friends..." She trailed off a moment, blushing and feeling a little disgusted. "I have lost track of two and the other two are being incestuous and vile at the moment."

He nodded, smiling, feeling the heat of her blush. "Ah...the felines I hear?"

She nodded and huffs indignantly. "I know it's induced by demonic magic, but it's still gross."

He took her hands gently, massaging them in a way he knew to help her relax. "And yet it is heat. The one force in nature that turns ladies of society into raging animals. And the strongest of men into whimpering, drooling fools. I take it he is the only male available?

"Yeah... he was..."

"And since this is a spell- no idea of when the heat would end?"

"We'd hoped soon, but I don't trust the feline male she's mating right now entirely."

He nodded. "Would you rather she be unabated?"

She shook her head softly, finally calming down a little.

He smiles, seeing her relax. "I'm sure he has had the same thoughts you have. The Goddess they have may be loose, but she does have some standards. Now, since your friends are indisposed for the moment, and this is no place for a beautiful bunny to walk around alone, shall we sit and get to know each other better?"

"P... Perhaps... What would you desire to know about me?" She took a seat, trying to keep her body protected from what may come.

He sat on the ground before her, looking up into her eyes. "I wish to know many things about you, beautiful one, but shall we start with: Are you mated?"

She shook her head, blushing quietly at the question.

"Really? That is a surprise. I would think you'd be fighting the bucks off." He shakes off a second question along that line. "I will not ask if you are looking, that is your own business."

"No, I am not looking at the moment, my life is too busy and I feel I have a family in two of my best friends." Feena looked in the direction she'd come, wondering and listening for Catrina.

He listens for a second, then chuckles. "One of them has quite the voice, I hear. Family is all well and good. Even friends have their place. But I have heard that life is not complete until one finds their world mate."

She softly sighed. "It has to wait. In the mean time, what of you, what order do you come from?"

He thought a moment. "My order is a small one. I'm not sure you would be familiar with it."

She nodded quietly, and then sat pensively.

He nodded. “I wish I had some grand tale to impress you with, for truly you are one that deserves to be impressed, but all I have, all I know is what you see. I was not born to the Order, but I was raised in it. Up to the point where I left to explore the larger world, and do my best to leave my mark upon it." He faded off, looking down.

"As long as you strive to do all you can in the name of good, then you are free to come with me for now."

He smiled up at her, she could hear his heart. "What if I wish to do all I can, in the name of Feena?"

She blushed a deep crimson, staring at the muscled bunny before her. "Y.... you would rather do things for me?"

He got up, and sat next to Feena, taking her hands again. “I have never seen any of the gods or goddesses that I've heard of. Until now.”

"You... You'd never see them normally, nor am I a goddess."

He smiled, shaking his head. "You are my goddess, in my own private order. May I worship you?"

She blushed again, even deeper now. "G...go ahead... As long as you don't worship me excessively and annoyingly."

He began to close for a kiss, but smiled. "If I do, you have permission to smite me."

She nodded and quickly kissed the bunny. She had to admit, she did like him, and she had been wanting someone to love closer than her friends.

He held the kiss for as long as he dared before breaking breathlessly, still holding her close. He chuckled as a particularly loud mrowl sailed past. "I fear we may be a while still."

"Perhaps, let us meditate for now."

He did not let go of her hand, but settled in to meditate.

Feena closed her eyes, trying to focus on her mana.

He meditated... on her. On her face on her body. 'She is a pirate.' he tells himself, but he hears only 'She is a goddess.'

Her mana slowly recovers as the toll her body suffered lifted.

When she opens her eyes, he is staring at her.

"You know, that's very unnerving."

He blushed and looked down. "I'm sorry. I couldn't look away."

"You're forgiven, but please, don't stare at me." She slipped back softly, feeling a little nervous again.

He reached out quickly. "Please! I'm...I'm sorry."

She took hold of his hands, slipping back closer. "You were forgiven, did you forget?"

He squeezed her hands. "You...you moved away."

"Then stop staring at me like that." She squeezed back, then slipped into his lap. "Kiss me, foolish boy."

He smiled, then complied with her, kissing her, letting her control it, but wishing, pressing for a deep , long, passionate kiss.

She kept up with the kiss, then pulled him down on top of her. "If you desire me to be a goddess, then for now, you worship me as I demand."

He smiled down at her, his hands caressing her beautiful bunny body. “Show me to your altar, Divine One.”


Wild, huh? While Catrina's working out her impulses, and Feena's enjoying her new company.. there's a surprise face showing up in the next chapter! The mission's official player debut- is next!

 
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