Here it is, part two!

Awakensun's back.. the huge monster RP is up next!

(LIVE RP notes: After reposting part I so it's in the proper spot, here's part II! Part III is the real monster of the series. This one has no action but we do finally find out who the mystery hippie is!)

<Konall, Todd, and Becky come out of the cave.>

<They come upon a foul stench much worse than the stinking guano in the cave.>

Spaz: "Where have I smelled that before."

Spaz: "Hey, it's the hippiegirl."

Becky: "Aw, you didn't give me time to guess."

<Gail runs up to the party and gives Becky a huge hug!>

<Becky covers her nose even as she hugs the hippie.>

<The world pauses to await the next part of the story!>

<Gail releases her.>

Konall: "So, we meet again. Care to give us your name this time?"

Gail: "Cute, look at the cute little pet!"

Konall: "I'm Konall. The demon looking at everything shiny is Spaz."

Gail: "Oh, my name is Gail."

<Todd holds his nose and his breath- it stinks to have a sensitive nose.>

Gail: "May I pet him?"

<Spaz picks a flower and eats it. He gets twice as big and is wearing white suspenders.>

Spaz: "Sure."

<Spaz flies over to be petted.>

<Gail pets him gently.>

<For a second Todd, fears she means him.>

Becky: "My name's Becky and guess what? I'm a Becky Girl, did ya guess?!"

<Becky bounces around happily and looks at the weird landscape.>

Gail: "He seems like a really good pet. I have a wind eagle around her somewhere, but I am not sure where he is. His name is Beanie."

Spaz: "And your name?"

Gail: "Why are you guys all dressed so weird?"

Becky: "I ain't weird! I'm a fashion plate!"

Gail: "My name is Gail."

Konall: "This is regular fashion for a Viking warrior, and sane garb for any man."

Gail: "I never seen anything like it before."

Becky: "Yeah, we got sexy guys, oops!" <Becky holds her hand over her mouth and blushes.>

Spaz: "I have no explanation for these suspenders. Hey, there's a city over there!"

Gail: "What exactly is a city?"

Becky: "Oh, oh, I know! No wait, I don't know.. what's a city?!"

Spaz: "Maybe more of a village. Huts means village, right?"

Gail: "I never knew anything outside this forest."

Gail: "Yes. I finally got a hut of my own. I love it."

Konall: "Well then there's lots you've missed out on. We'll try to broaden your horizons. Starting with baths as soon as we can find a good body of water."

Becky: "I make ice? Then it melts whoom lots of water!"

Gail: "This forest looks a lot like my home forest where I lived before."

Gail: "What exactly is a bath?"

<Spaz flies off to the village.>

Gail: "What is ice? All I know is the wind. I love it!"

<Konall moves toward the village.>

<Becky makes a small ball of ice in her hand by using her toy yeti. She hands it to Gail then happily skips after Konall.>

Konall: "Come on, let's track down Spaz and see what this place is like. Maybe they'll have a horse trough or something we can shove Gail in."

Gail: "People want to see my home! Let's go look at it!"

Todd: "hmm.. how a bot rain?" <muffled and weird sounding since he's holing his noose>

<Becky giggles and comments how funny Todd sounds.>

Gail: "The wind will help me!"

(Gail is a stench elemental.)

Spaz: "Why are you holing your noose? If there's holes in your noose, you won't be able to hang anything with it. It'll fall apart."

(It's affecting him so much that even his actions are.. er.. affected!)

<As you get closer to the village you notice the huts are made of vegetation. They seem more grown than built.>

<You can make out some shapes moving around, but not what they are.>

Todd: "I'm.. I'm holing.. hollling.. <Growls> HOLDDING mu doze cuz it tinks!"

<Spaz is staying hidden at the moment.>

Becky: "How can your nose think?!"

<Todd sighs and gives up trying to talk.>

<Gail runs to a tent.>

(She's from Adrule and probably confused.)

(All indications point to this as being a part of Hey Daze- an 8 bit world.)

<You approach the town. The people appear to be anthropomorphic mushrooms. All of the sudden, one sees you.>

Mushroom: "BADGERS!"

<They all look around frantically, see you, and run indoors.>

Gail: "Wait wait wait! We come in peace!"

Becky: "Yeah, we're pretty nice and cool and stuff. Tell them, Todd!"

Gail: "Do you want a herbal brownie?"

<Everyone's indoors.>

Becky: "My mom warned me 'bout them! Where we find the person every-1's 'fraid of?!"

(Here is village layout, with the major huts drawn in. We're in the middle. Big hut is the biggest, best looking hut there is. It's in front of us.)

<Becky looks around and thinks!>

<Gail walks up to biggest tent and "knocks.">

<Becky goes to the neighbor's house and looks at it.>

Terrified fungusy voice: "No one's here!"

Voice: "Go away BADGER."

Gail: "None of us are badgers. We have some good brownies here if you want some."

<Becky decides the neighbor isn't home and goes to join Gail.>

<There's some trembling shapes in the neighbor's house. It looks well-made. It's grown from a single plant. Some kind of bulb or shrub, like a big radish that sticks out of the ground.>

<A mushroom walks out of the main house. He's dressed in robes.>

<Gail gets scared and runs off.>

Becky: "She does that a lot."

Becky: "Hi! I'm Becky Joy and I wanna find my wolfie really badly!"

Mushroom: "We do not fear you, BADGERS, for the great Portabella will send forth her snakes to drive you out."

Becky: "But we're NOT that thing you keep calling us!" <Whines>

Mushroom: "You're.... not?"

Becky: "Would I lie to a mushroom?!"

Mushroom: "Everything I've seen from your world has been evil."

Mushroom: "It has been more than evil. It was BAD. And there is only one thing that is that BAD, a BADGER."

Becky: "Well, we're so good, you could call us GOOD-gers!"

<Becky thinks it's funny and laughs.>

Mushroom: "Perhaps. How do we know you are not just lying BADGERS?"

Becky: "We just wanna find our Wolfie and stop our town cause someone set it on fire, and they're gonna hurt a lot of people! Besides, goodgers don't lie!"

<Todd kneels before her, getting down to her level and smiling- giving her all his cuteness.> "Do I look evil to you?"

Mushroom: "Your town in the smooth world? Why don't you just return there?"

Becky: "Hey, that's a good idea! Hey Konall, how come we don't do that? Why we here anyway? Do you like pizza?!"

Mushroom: "It's hard to say. You are smooth like the others."

Konall: "We can't return to our world. We don't know how."

Mushroom: "Prove you are not BADGERS and we will help you."

Becky: "Um.. kay."

Mushroom: "I don't know why you are sent here, or how you got here, but I can exorcise you back to where you came from."

Becky: "Spaz needs exercise!"

<Becky spins around happily.>

Becky: "Look we don't got badger tails!"

Mushroom: "The thing is, we've always known of the great BADness that BADGERS perpetrate. I have long studied the scriptures. But no where do they mention what BADGERS actually look like. The things that come out of your world are so evil, that we can only conclude they are BADGERS. Maybe not everything from your smooth world is BAD though."

Becky: "Hm.. nope, we're good.. Hey, how bout we promise and heart-cross that we'll come back someday after we put the fire out, and and and.." <Becky stops to think> "Oh! We can help you fight the badger things from our world! We'll all be buddies and eat ice cream and, and and.."

(Someone please interrupt her!!)

Mushroom: "If you say you are not BADGERS, there is a way to prove it. Defeat the great turtle-badger from our world. She is evil and needs to be stopped. No BADGER would ever do such a thing. This will prove your innocence, and we will reward you."

Becky: "Kay, I'll tell her to stop it right now!"

<Becky starts to walk off.>

Konall: "We'll put a stop to it."

(And we're off! See you in the Live RP Finale!)

 
Next up- by far the biggest Live RP in AIL's history thus far.