Now we'll get back to Dash, Vixen and Faline. The last time we saw them, they were flung into this otherly world, where they found themselves face to face with twisted versions of themselves in a town that seemed to be freezing.

That's exactly where we pick up.

Warning: Minor language and non graphic nudity

 
In the frozen over alternate Seaside Town, our heroes fight to save Seaside Town. This dark mirror of our Seaside Town had been frozen over, half destroyed. Colder then Canadia in Crimbo Season, Dash, Vixen and Lapine prepared to fight evil versions of themselves. Locked in an alternate dimension, and no sweaters to be found. Dash's alternate version snarled. "Whoever you are, you're no match for the original Zedika Dark!"

Dash held his arm, which had already felt the blade of this Dark character.

Runic, Lapine's evil doppelganger cried out, "Can I kill this rabbitch, Master Dark?"

Lapine threw a rock at Runic. "Who you calling a rabbitch?"

"Surrender or die!" Dash and Dark commanded one another.

Master Dark let out an ominous laugh. "By all means, Runic. Bandit, help your 'sister' destroy his pets!"

"Yes, our Master and Lord!" the two cried out, obviously well trained.

"They're not my pets," Dash countered with a sigh. "But Vixen, Lapine, if they want a fight, what do you say we give them one?"

Vixen giggled to herself, and acted like a zombie. "Yeees masterrrr." Lapine simply facepawed at Vixen. "Whoa!" Vixen got serious as she ducked under a wild baseball swing from her counterpart Bandit. Vixen parried a second attack with her staff, finding herself backing up, fighting on the defensive. A flurry of magic spells went off on the other side of Dash, who's attention was on this 'Master Dark.' Obviously, Runic and Lapine were battling it out already. Sebastian Dash circled around Master Dark, trying to find a weak spot in his defense. Likewise, he could sense Dark's eyes scanning for an opportunity to attack. Lapine flung magic spell after magic spell at Runic, Runic dodged and deflected every spell. Finally Lapine got pissed, and punched her square in her pink bunny nose. Runic growled, and backed off a bit.

The ice and snow covering the ground made it tough for the fighters to keep their footing. After dodging each other's attacks, Vixen slipped and fell right on top of her counterpart Bandit! Bandit blinked. "Get off me!"

Vixen laughed. "To take this farther, or not to.. better not." She then slapped Bandit right across her muzzle.

Meanwhile, Sebastian Dash and Master Dark took a few test swings at each other, still testing each other's defense. No words were said during the exchange; neither had anything to say yet. With a surprising burst of speed, Master Dark threw a small bomb at the iced grounds below them. It exploded in a burst of smoke. Dash choked on the smoke and swung his sword in an attempt to capitalize on his counterpart. Sebastian's sword only found air as Master Dark was nowhere to be seen. Reaching for one of the many hidden pockets in his outfit, Sebastian swung around, seeing Master Dark's frame, slightly bigger than even Dash's own, fly through the air. Sebastian pulled a small flash paper from the hidden compartment, letting his natural magic ignite it as he threw it towards Master Dark. Sebastian rolled to the side to avoid the deathblow as Master Dark let out an irritated growl.

"So you're behind the town freezing, huh?" Sebastian observed, casually taking the town in. A building behind Master Dark looked to be made of obsidian stone. "Why?"

"Why would I freeze this worthless town?" Master Dark answered as if it were quite obvious, blinking his eyes to overcome the flashpaper's effect. "To conquer it and destroy any who would oppose me, of course."

"Monster!" Sebastian cried out and launched himself at Master Dark. Broadsword collided with ninja sword as the two renewed their battle.

Lapine and Runic fought hard. They punched and grabbed at each other whenever they could. Lapine pulled Runic's hair; she wrapped it around her hand and held Runic down. Runic elbowed her in the stomach, making Lapine moan in pain, She released her hair and kicked Runic in the ass. Runic spun around like a pink bunny blur. Lapine and Runic threw a punch, at the exact same time and in the exact same way. They punched each other in the hand, and said "OW my knuckles." Almost syncing up with each other. They went for each others ears, pulling on them hard. They growled, like rabbits if you the readers can imagine how a rabbit would growl. They continued like that for minutes, then finally they released each other's ears and fell to the grounds. Rolling around in the snow, scratching and punching.

Meanwhile, the green furred Vixen found herself and the devious Bandit separated from others, battling each other into an ally. Bandit's orange and and white fur seamed fiery hot in the cold environment. "Ready to get a face full of baseball bat, greenie?" Bandit yelled. "After I shove this staff up your s-.." Vixen gets interrupted by a swinging baseball bat, that just missed the top of her head. Vixen grabbed Bandit's top, and accidentally ripped it, leaving Bandit partially nude as she punched her in the stomach. Bandit growled in pain, and blushed when she realized she had a ripped top. Vixen looked at her strangely. "Is that star tattoo real?" Bandit responded with a baseball bat hit to Vixen's knee. Vixen fell to the ground on her hands and knees with a low moan. Bandit smirked. "Damn right its real, I could give you one, you know if we weren't enemies.." She then swung at Vixen's head, Vixen rolled to avoid it. Vixen got up quickly, grabbed her staff and nearly broke it in half smashing it against Bandit's back, Bandit fell to the ground. Vixen smirked. "Maybe if you lose, and I don't kill you. You can give me a butt star tattoo!" Bandit groaned in pain, muttering "Maybe."

Meanwhile, Dash's battle with Dark had left both with several near shots, barely dodging one another's offense. Their shirts in near tatters, they brought their swords together with enough force to disarm both fighters. Master Dark reached for his sword, only to have Sebastian swing at him. Ducking the punch, Master Dark brought his own fist into Sebastian's midsection, forcing the wind out of the otherworldly hero. The two exchanged haymakers, with Master Dark getting the advantage, forcing Dash against a wall. He swung at Dash's jaw. Dash ducked and danced out of the way.

"Look, this town is starting to freeze over," Dash pointed out to his counterpart. "Why don't we just skip this fight and my friends and I can get back to the world we belong in?"

"Or we could use defeat you and force you to give us access to your pathetic world!" cried out Master Dark. Sebastian roared in attack in anger. It proved to be a mistake. Master Dark lured him in and sidestepped Dash, swiping his sword across Dash's midsection and slicing Dash's skin. As Dash passed, Dark grabbed Dash's head and flinging Dash into the wall. He raised his ninja blade to finish Dash's off, only to catch sight of his pet Bandit, still battling the impetuous green furred alternate.

Bandit ripped off Vixens top in the background, trying to pin Vixen to the wall. Looking very.. let's say... hot as they do it. Vixen grabbed Bandit's chest, in an attempt to get out of this awkward position. Vixen then pushed Bandit into the other wall. Bandit got slammed hard into the wall, Vixen between her legs, she bit at her neck. Vixen growled "Enjoy that?" Grabbing one another by the breast, the two foxes started laying in their hardest shots to each other, gasping for air and cursing when they weren't sinking their fangs into one another's fur. After a minute and a half of this, Bandit had fallen to her knees and was mostly trying to defend herself. Another minute later and Vixen put the final kicks to her opponent who wasn't even able to defend herself.

Vixen grinned, "Stay down, or I'm gonna stick this baseball bat somewhere!" Vixen threatened, although that was all she was able to get out before a fist dropped her from behind. Master Dark, disappointed, pulled Bandit to her feet angrily and dragged her off.

Elsewhere, Lapine and Runic, tired and bruised, clothing surprisingly still intact rolled around. They panted, and finally Runic managed to knock out Lapine. "Rabbitch!" She yelled and spit on the ground. Master Dark put a hand on her shoulder. Knowing it was him, Lapine fell to her knees, silent.

"At least one of you was able to handle your doppelganger," Master Dark said, looking at Lapine's fallen form.

"But, Master Dark, I," Bandit started to protest.

"Enough!" Dark commanded. "Help me enslave this otherworlder's pets. Then we'll deal with him."

"You didn't finish him off?" Runic asked, confused. She cowered as he lift his hand, as if about to strike her.

His voice then went eerily calm as the anger vanished from his eyes. "No.. I was.. distracted.. when I was forced to intervene in your sister's battle."

Bandit's ears went flat on her head as she glared at the mage. "Master, she isn't.."

That's all she got out before Lapine's eyes popped open as she blasted Bandit with a ray of steaming hot ravioli sauce, Bandit got slammed into the wall, very dramatically. She yelled out "OW OW OW OW!"

"Get her!" Dark ducked under a second ray, this one pure anvil juice, as Runic pulled to the side and threw her own magic at Lapine, who dodged it, getting in close enough to kick Runic between the legs. Runic falls in agony, clutching her, er, rabbithole as Lapine taunts Dark. "Just you and me, Mustachio!"

"Indeed." Zedika Dark rushed her, expecting her to fall to his sudden, perfectly executed attack. Thing about rabbits are, even human shaped ones are fast as daylight slipping through a keyhole. She avoided his charge, seeing it as clumsy and amateurish, and blasted him from behind with a major ray of political slander, dealing a massive amount of sleaze damage to Master Dark. He slumped against the wall, and turned around, injured but very much in the fight.

Which was more than Lapine could say at that exact same moment; a blast of dark black fire caught her from behind, causing her to fall unconscious, a dark burn on her back. A dark female figure with a skull mask on and a leather jacket over a dress stepped up behind her, a vicious smile on her face. "That's another one you owe ol' Skullion Chick, Dark!"

She tossed a small coin in the air, and burnt it on the way down, smiling. "Come on, let's get this done. You promised me a rave after this!"

"I remember," Dark replied curtly. "Gather the furred nuisances and.." Dark turned around, looking for something. "Where did your counterpart go, Bandit?!"

The two started to answer as Skullion Chick laughed. All three reactions were cut short by a glare from Dark. "Enough! Spread out and FIND HER!"

The three nodded. Runic bound Lapine in magic, then panicked as she realized Dark's own counterpart was missing. Whining, she turned and used her magic to blast through the ice to begin her search.

 
***

On a rooftop very near by...

Vixen watched from a well hidden location on the nearby roof, wishing she had access to one of King Mtiger's legendary sniper rifles on a rope. She grinned slightly, and whispered, "Hmm.. I bet that's Becky Girl's twin from this world. Sure looks like her."

She then turned towards the recovering Dash so they could prepare a plan to get Lapine back. Vixen wasn't sure if she wanted to figure out what the hell was going on with this town, or just get the Hey Daze out of it!

Just another part of one hell of a mission! Next up, we go from Dash, Vixen and Lapine to Dash, Catrina and.. a surprise!