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Dark world II: Vixen, Mistress of Disguise.
Mission:  Seaside Town: The Burning
subtitle: It's a trap!
By Vixen

Original Roleplay

After some more touching up on the punctuation, here it is! This is mostly a Vixen piece so it's listed as such.

Vixen has a lil fun in this, and we get a rare bending on the forth wall... Enjoy!


Warning: Mild language and non graphic nudity. Artificial FBomb warning

 
Last time on AIL Darkworld: Dash, Vixen, and Lapine entered the darkworld, in an alternate frozen Seaside Town. The place was colder then Canadia (If that's even possible? I mean Canadia pretty cold.). And dark. Our heroes ran into evil doppelgangers (omgah!) Dark, Runik, and Bandit.("With Vixen and Bandit its hard to tell who's the good one.." The writer said with a grin.) Clothing got torn off, bunnies got burnt and kicked in there.. rabbit holes and goatees got wiggled. And sometime in the future of this, Vixen scouted out were Dark took Lapine. This is her story... (Writer: Insert law and order music here)

Vixen stood on a roof of a nearby building, close to wear Dark is dragging Lapine by her bunny ears with Evil Becky. She was like a ghost in this weather, despite being green. Oh how she wished that she could change her fur color at will. "If I could change my fur colour, I'd so pull a solid snake on them." Vixen talked to herself quietly. ( Writer: Metal gear doesn't exist here fool!) Vixen swore she heard something, but she quickly dismissed it after she saw that Lapine was awake, but quickly knocked out again. "Dammit bunny!" Vixen cursed out. Dark turned his head to vixens voice, but vixen was already hidden behind a snow wall before he even had the chance to notice her! "Bandit, go check that area now!" Dark commanded, with the power of his Goatee. Bandit nodded, whined and took off like a fox out of hell.

Vixen just noticed Bandit running her direction. "Oh shit," Vixen growled, jumping into a nearby store with a hole in its roof. "Good entrance is collapsed and holes barely noticeable," she thought. Vixen looked around "Awesome store.. good place to shop lift. It's abandoned too! Even better!" She started 'shopping' looking around at the neat clothing and other stuff, looking to disguise herself. She went to the hair and fur care section, and looked at the fur and hair dyes. "Dammit. No white fur dye, but I always wondered what I'd look like as a red fur'd black haired fox.." She said, looking crazy as she talked to herself. (More like insane, says the writer who's lacking any sanity and is a notorious caffeine addict.) She quickly stripped down and prepared a vat of red fur dye. "Brr its cold," Vixen said, shaking like a pair of vibrating controllers. She jumped into the vat.. but that shall be continued later.

In the meantime Runik was looking for Dash. Who somehow got away from a lightening fast bunny. "Dammit dammit dammit, Master Dark is gonna be soooo mad at me," she whined. Dark shouted "RUNIK! You'd best find that goody two shoes doppelganger of mine, or you'll be locked up for the fifth time this week. She simply whined and blasted through a shed.

Bandit ran across rooftops looking for Vixen. "Come out lil vixen, come ouuut and pllaaay. For ever and ever and ever." She shouted. "C'mon lil foxxy I'm not goin to hurt you.. much. Come out now and I promise you can have a pretty collar, and fun with Lapine and Runik as Master Dark's third pet!"

Vixen got out of that vat, and smirked at Bandits shouting, "Pretty sure I can get to have fun with Lapine at least without being a pet," she whispered under her breath. She looked at herself in the mirror, she was now looking at a naked red fur'd, black haired version of herself. "Nice" She whispered giving herself a thumbs up. Vixen now clothing. She threw out her ripped top and bottoms, looking at her boots for a second "I'm gonna miss these," she muttered then threw them in the trash. She wrapped bandages around her chest, to give them a smaller look, and slipped on a pair of pink panties and a black bra that just covered the bandages. Some pink striped thigh high socks, a armless white dress shirt, a white lace vest that went to her butt, black chucks and a red plaid schoolgirl skirt later. She looked like a completely different fox. Vixen grabbed a pair of short swords and sheaths and strapped them to her legs, then sprayed herself down with perfume. ((Weapons, clothing and hair products? What is this, the Walmart of ail?)) Vixen growled, "Thats it! No more crap from you!" Off camera you can hear the writer begging for mercy, and Vixen beating the snot out of the writer screaming "Shut up!" Vixen reappeared, grinning. "Okey time to find Lapine!"

In the meantime Runik was still looking for Dash. She thought she had him when she snuck up behind the wrong Dash. She blasted him in the back with a frost blast. Dash, actually Dark turned around and struck her across the muzzle, Knocking her to the ground. "Stupid bunny," He snarled. He grabbed her by the ears and made her stand up. "One more mistake like that and I'm chaining you to a riding horse for a week!" Runik whimpered, her ears going down "I-I-m.." She cried getting cut off by Dark's insulting sarcasm. "Sp-sp-speak up bunny, do you have a st-st-stuttering problem?" He shouted. Runik cried, "No master, I'm sorry master!" Dark nodded and pointed, motioning her to get her fluffy ass over there and find Dash.

In the meantime Dark put Lapine in a skintight leather suit jumpsuit and tied her to a post. "Sexy jumpsuit..rope..There that should hold this rabbit for now, while I take a rest." He said plainly, and pulled a comfy chair out of nowhere.

Vixen broke for the door with fox like strength, that basically means she tried to break down the remains of the door with her shoulder. Gave up and used an explosive. Attracting the attention of bandit, who was now standing right in front of Vixen. Bandit looked at the 'new' fox weirdly and said "Who the funk are you?"

Vixen instantly changed her personality and voice a bit and stated "Names Tracker, and I'm hunting wabbits, well one wabbit a white and black fur'd one, that goes by the name of Lapine, and another green fur'd fox known as Vixen. Biiig bounties on there head! You haven't seen them have you?"

Bandit growled. "Maybe, but there claimed already. By my master."

"Tracker' giggled. "Can I talk to your master, cutie?"

Bandit perked her ears up. "What did you call me?"

"Tracker' smiled and said, "Cutie!"

Bandit sighed. "We'll we can go and ask."

"Lets do that then," 'Tracker' replied.

'Tracker' and bandit went on like that for several minutes, flirts, insults and orders. Finally Bandit agreed to let 'Tracker' talk to Dark. The two ran through dark alleyways and over rooftops to reach him. When they did, 'Tracker' saw Lapine struggled to get free, and Dark laughed maniacally from his comfy chair. The two foxes walked to them...

"Who the funk, are you?" Dark asked angrily.

'Tracker' replied with a growl, "That wabbit is bounty hunter property, and I demand that you release her to my custody now!"

Dark growled, despite being human. "She's my pet you, miserable fox!"

Lapine yelled, "I'm not your pet! I'd rather go with the bounty hunter!" Lapine was not as stupid as the rest; she knew that was Vixen. Even when Vixen covered up her scent with strong perfume.

"Hah see, and she's wanted in fifty towns, six cities, and two other mirror worlds believe it or not." Tracker stated.

Dark and Tracker argued for several minutes, finally an agreement was reached. "Okay, You find Vixen and Ill let you have the rabbit." Dark shouted, quite pissed.

"Well that should be easy," Vixen giggled as she spoke... "She's right behind you!" Dark turned around, and Vixen kicked him square in the ass.

Bandit shouted "She's Vixen!"

Vixen drew her swords and cut Lapine free, then kicked Bandit to the ground. "Lets go bunneh!" Vixen shouted, and started running Lapine moving a head of her. The two ran for several minutes, but got trapped by a wall of fire cast by Skullion Chick, the evil version of Becky Joy. The two were trapped, Lapine's water spells doing nothing against this fire, Vixen smelled the smell of burning fur and whimpered.

"That's another rave you owe me, Dark!" Evil Becky shouted.

Would this be the end of Vixen and Lapine? Well the writer recover from Vixens brutal beating? Will Skullion Chick the evil Becky get her rave? Find out... some other time!

Like next time!


A little Bugs Bunny'esque humor here. I like. Vixen got a chance to shine on her own, too, and it leaves Lapine and Vixen in some trouble!

Alright time for Shamus's big spot! Coming up next!

 
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