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Flashback: How Becky and Vixen got on the ship
Mission:
  Return of the Dashing Rogue
subtitle: Pirate ship dancing audition!

Posted by Becky Joy
Original Co-write

Let's finish this up with a quick, happy little flashback piece!

Just a lil bit of fun with Vixen and Becky, and a bit information on how they got overseas, even though we didn't get to see any more of Vixen til the Finale..


 
We know Becky got over to Honorburg via the pirate ship, but here's the story of how she got on the ship! And look, she's joined by Vixen!

An oversized, beefy fisted, thick eyebrowed Orc pirate looked over the six of 'em that were askin' to get in on the ship ride. "I know yer friends are on the ship, you've explained that enough, thank you. But what I'm askin is, if you're gonna be on the ship for a ride over, what exactly are ye gonna be offerin.. or doing.. to pay for your ride over, lass?"

Opposite of him stood the green furred vixen, aptly named Vixen, along with the always hyper Becky Joy and her Knob Goblins. Becky turned to Vixen and shrugged. "Hmm.... can we hug our way in?!"

"No," the orc pirate answered, drawing an "awww" from Becky.

"We could.. help you across the ocean?" Green offered.

"No."

"We could.. help you across the street."

"No."

"We could.. help you across your porch?!"

"No!"

Vixen interrupted Green at this point. “I can entertain, dance for my payment..”

"Well, don't be lookin' for no payment," the pirate said. "But I'm interested.. tell me more."

“I can do many dirty dances, sensual dances and funny dances. I was top dancer at the typical tavern.” Vixen explained.

The pirate seemed skeptical. "Yeah, I don't see no references here."

"She was!" Becky said, upset he didn't believe Vixen. "It's really for true!"

"I can vouch for her, too," said Goblina with a nod.

"I don't know," the pirate said. "You gotta sell me on this one."

"Are you sold yet?!" Becky asked, hopeful. "What about now?! How bout now?"

"That's just annoying," answered the guard.

Vixen grumbled, getting impatient. "Look, why don't you just give us an audition and let us show you what you can do? If you don't like it, we'll go.. And if you do, we can work for our ride over.."

The guard looked them over as Becky's face lit up. The four Knob Goblins just stood behind Vixen and Becky! "Well," the guard said. "Arrlright, I'll give you a quick test run. But ye landlocked landlubbers'd better impress me.."

Obviously they did, since Becky showed up later on in the city..

 


Annnd there's our baker's dozen roleplays! However, don't head home or over to Facebook yet.. we've still got an exciting Finale to bring the story together, featuring Katlana and Jake, Kadlin Bearsmasher, chaos, the Fifth Column, and of course, tons of battle and action!

 
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