Villa Mission (by Konall Bearsmasher)

Historical recap: KOKOL is left somewhat weak coming off the KOKOL/ Pertene Wars. MTiger was chosen to replace the late King as hostilities between the Knob Goblin Kingdom and Penguin Mafia threaten the Loathing Kingdom. Having dealt with the Knob Goblins for the time being, KOKOL turns its attention to a small Penguin outpost in the mountains.

Here we go! This was our first full mission! It saw a small improvement in the number of roleplays, and a definite improvement in the number of participants, with hopefully more to come in the future. Unfortunately, AiL also hit a little snag when, a few hours before I would have posted the next mission, my hard drive died. Konall graciously took over the next mission, and although it took a while to get everything straigtened out, and the mission was active a full two months, it turned out good!

The mission itself brought the attention of a secret base to koKOL's attention, as they set out to attempt a sabotage effort in order to stir the waters between the Penguin Mafia and the Knob Goblins -  under the guise of Knob Goblin agents! If they're not careful, Dash's ambition, Fluffy's naptime, Fenni's lateness, Meat Shield's greed, or Konall's forgetfulness could spell doom for them all! And what secrets are lie within the deadly Penguin mafia camp?

It's worth noting as you can see below, our active roster continues to expand as we add new members. I am updating this for May'ish 2012.

AiL's official debut caps off a set of strong storytelling with an unexpected ending, and sets the scene for missions to come over the next months and years!

Feature characters: Konall Bearsmasher - Having discovered the mafia hideout, it's only natural that Konall would lead the main koKOL forces to the hideout. He finds an unexpected surprise during his visit.
Prince Blahking - Once again, the Prince takes a hands on approach in koKOL matters! Will his magic be enough to keep the desert native going full force in the freezing conditions of the Big Mountains?
Raw Hide - The temperamental, self serving giant is in service against the Penguins.. Is he fighting for koKOL's goals, or his own interests? Seriously- do you have to even ask?
Sebastian Dash - The Dashing Rogue himself leads off to set the stage for a covert koKOL invasion. Dash singlehandledly tries to finish the mission off himself- is he biting off more than he can chew?
And featuring: Fenninarnos, Fluffy Hamster, and TheChad
Antagonists for the series include (not necessarily limited to): Don Aptenodytes, Moblinos, the Penguin Mafia and the Yeti

(Other notes: On March 26, 2010, I asked Raw Hide's handler which mission was his favorite. He voted this one, saying it was the one he remembers best. This is his debut. Raw roleplayed for most of the first season missions. He also noted he liked the way the mission was laid out. I'll post the opinions of others (and when they were made) as I get them! (Edited Jan 26, 2012.)

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Index


 
Roleplay title Writer(s) PC Cameos? Information
Villa Mission Konall Bearsmasher Yes Konall found a Penguin hideout. We can make use of that information. 
Fluffy ball on my shoulder Dash and Fluffy No Dash sets out to the mission- Hamster hitches a ride on his shoulder
Live by the Sword Konall Bearsmasher Yes Moblinos appear. Konall vrs. a Penguin Mafia Don
Raw Hide Raw Hide Yes Debut of the vicious, sadistic one
Back with the Speed Blahking/ Dash/ TheChad Yes Blahking, Sebastian and Chad vrs. Penguin Chefs
Forgotten Things Raw Hide No Raw Hide goes back for a little more action and loot!
How we got here! And then, TheChad Dash/ TheChad No Recap on Dash's history to this point- including his meeting of the Moon Man
Last Ballard of Spencer Sciformigu Sebastian Dash No A look at a Penguin Mafia- plus, Dash gets sneaky
Fenni Makes His Way Fenninarnos Yes Fenni's history. Fenni sets out north for the mission!
Mission Finale Konall Bearsmasher Just the players KOKOL's finest verses the Penguin Mafia- and the beasts!

 


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