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Crossover: Debut of Todd Blackpaws and Lapine!
subtitle: Also featuring Dash, Vixen, and Catrina
Mission:  Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction
By Catrina/ Todd, Dash, and Lapine/ Vixen

Original Roleplay

One of the highlights of this series is the number of new handlers and alts debuting in this one.

Besides Becky (Dash's alt), we've got two alternate characters (characters handling by an established AIL'er) debuting in this much anticipated piece. Of course, I should warn you about the language and suggestive content, but the roleplay already does that, so.. yeah...

Still, it's a great read in that guilty pleasure sort of way.


Warning: Contains strong language, and sexually suggestive themes

Also note- this takes place after their last piece, and a while before Dash's piece with Blahking

 
"Ooh... If I had known you'd get entertainment like this in your campsite I'd have come here a long time ago!" came a voice from the edge of the clearing.

Catrina looked toward the voice, bouncing somewhat. "Who's there?"

Vixen looked curiously over at the voice, struggling to get free of the feline’s leggrip and yelled, "Whoever it is, its interrupting me kicking your ass!"

He moved into the clearing more fully, standing outside of the area the two women had been fighting in. He was about Vixen's height, standing proudly with his arms crossed over his chest- over the frilly shirt that he wore. His tail was bushy- red with a white top, and wagged easily. "Go right ahead, hot stuff. I'm enjoying this show!"

Catrina growled, but turned back to Vixen. "Looks like you've got someone to witness what I do to you!" She began to slap Vixen- first one cheek- then the other.

"In your dreams bitch!" Growled out and grabbed Cat’s waist, and tried to push her off. Catrina hissed as Vixen threw her off. She tried to pounce back on top of her. The unknown Todd watched with a large smile on his muzzle. Vixen dropped to the ground, hoping that Catrina would fly right over her. Catrina growled "Bitch!" as she flew over the vixen, landing beyond her in a roll, coming to her feet and turning, ready to charge again.

Lapine appeared behind Todd. "Hmm starring at their arses?" She teased.

Todd jumped and looked behind him. His smile didn't fade a whit. "Well, since you won't let me stare at yours, honey bunny."

Lapine laughed. "Not like I can stop you.. hehe"

Todd murred, his tail swishing as he turned back to the fight. "You've got a body that deserves to be watched. So do these girls."

Lapine giggled. Vixen looked over at Lapine. "Bloody hell..."

Catrina took advantage of Vixen's distraction- closing in, intending to nail the vixen with a hard left uppercut to her chin - when Catrina noticed something had Vixen's attention and looked over. And started to purr. "mm.... Are all bunnies sexy? First Feena, now this bitch. And the guy ain't half bad either- you could get your paws into him instead of my Dash!"

Vixen hmmphed. "That 'bitch' broke my hear."

Lapine looked over. "Likewise."

Catrina suddenly growled. "She did huh? Tell me what she did- so I'll have a reason to go bunny hunting."

Todd growled back at Catrina. "Now, wait a minute! My honey bunny sayin she gave as good as she got! You come after her and, sexy ass or not I'm gonna pull your claws, pussy!"

"She left me, left me a good bye note when I was sleeping, and stole my stuff," Vixen said quietly..

"Well you kissed another girl" Lapine shouted.

"It was part of a job!" Vixen shouted back.

"Wait.. wait .. WAIT!" She looked at Vixen. "You kissed another girl?"

"Yeah, it was part of a job. I had to get close to her to steal what was needed to be stolen.." Vixen said loudly.

"You should of at least asked if it was okay with me!" Lapine yelled.

"Wait.. you two are...were..." Catrina blinked, her tail swishing.

Todd chuckled. "I think the work is ‘lovers', sexy."

"Yep, we were lovers!" Vixen and Lapine said almost at the same time.

Catrina nodded and turned to Vixen. "So.. you're bi?"

Vixen laughed. "Nope, I'm gay."

Catrina blushed. "Oh... you're...So.. you and Dash weren't ... oh shit."

Vixen chuckled and winked. "Yeah, but I'm not sayin’ I didn't enjoy the fight!"

Cat smirked. "Well, so did I... And you already know about Feena- so you know I swing both ways."

Todd chuckled. "Well- that conjures up some pleasant pictures."

Cat looked at the newcomers with a raised eyebrow. "Who the Dark are you?"

Todd smiled and stepped up to the white lioness. "Todd Blackpaws, miss- Bard extraordinaire! It is such a pleasure to see you this fine day!" He took Cat's paw and kissed it lightly, then licked it in a manner that caused Cat to giggle.

Lapine waved. "Hi, Im Lapine. The bard 'extraordinaire's girlfriend! Nice to meet you." She smiled warmly.

Vixen coughed "Traitor."

Todd turned his smile on Vixen next, bending to kiss her paw similarly. "Only to a love of such beauty as I see her, miss.... Pardon me I don't seem to recall your name?"

Vixen let Todd kiss her paw and smiled. "Vixen. Nice to meet you."

Todd's eyes roamed her naked body in a way Cat recognized and gigged at- knowing what she knows. "Believe me, miss Vixen. The pleasure is all mine."

Vixen chuckled shyly. "I’m sure it is.."

Lapine bunny pounced Todd and looked up. "Thought you were gay, Vix!"

Vixen sighed. "There’s this little thing called politeness, bunny."

Todd didn't miss a beat responding to Lapine’s comment! "Ah... a shame that half the population should be denied the love of one so beautiful." This caused Cat to giggle.

Lapine gave Todd a gentle kick. "Heey, stop flirting with my ex."

Todd stepped and looked at Vixen- then at Lapine. "Funny- she doesn't look like that big a bitch."

Lapine laughed. "She really is." Vixen threw a rock in her direction; Lapine ducked and stuck her tongue out.

Todd looked thoughtfully at Vixen- then at Cat. "And you are?" he said, his smile not dimming an inch as he took her paw and treated it like Vixen's.

Cat laughed. "I'm Catrina, of the Whiteclaw clan- and I'm taken already hon- although I cold see if he's into groups."

Lapine grinned thinking about the fun they all could have.

Cat giggled, catching Lapine's look and knowing what it meant. "Careful- I know how to treat bunnies like you."

Vixen sighed impatiently. "Maybe we should talk about the mission.."

Cat had moved to face down the bunny, smiling at her as she stood naked before her- then her head snapped over as she heard Vixen. "Mission?"

Vixen pulled out notes from a bag near the tent. "Well, we need to impress the Council, we can either build a meat car or do a mission.."

"What mission?" Cat raised an eyebrow.

"Just generally impress them," Dash's voice came from nearby. He had a knapsack strong over his back, and was clearly ready to go already. "Be creative, I guess."

Catrina purred. "Oh I could impress them, but I don't think that's what they have in mind!"

"Got any ideas?" Vixen asked Dash, ignoring Vixen.

"I heard rumors of a so called 'sentient' hybrid yeti stalking South Degrassi," Dash admitted, fake-cheerfully adding, "I'm thinkin' I'll look into those. Who's with me?"

Todd looked from the strange white lioness, to Vixen and finally to Lapine. "I'm thinking the meat car, actually,"

Lapine smiled. "I agree with Todd. Meatcar." Vixen thought about it for 2 seconds. "Meat car."

Dash shot her a deadeye look and sarcastically quipped, "Thanks for the support, Vix."

Catrina looked among the others- two she knew, and two she didn't. All seemed ready to go on the same mission. Except Dash. Her Dash. Her head burned to go with them, but her heart sank with another, darker thought. "Yeti", she finally said, after what seemed an eternity to her- but she didn't seem happy with her decision.

Dash smiled, genuinely surprised. "Yeah?"

Catrina nodded. "Yes... I'm still... hell I don't even know what the Prince thinks of me right now- but I can bet it'd be better if I didn't have anything to do with you for now."

"I hear our prince has been too busy feeling sorry for himself to think of anyone. Don't worry."

Catrina stammered, her tail lashing with irritation- at herself and at those who put these thoughts in her head in the first place. "But... but if something goes wrong... and we don't ... They might think it's because of.... you know..."

Lapine got lost in thought, muttering something about crazy and sentient yetis.

Dash stammered and almost responded to Lapine but thought better of it. "Cat.. I'm with you. I'll take the heat, if anything goes wrong. Which it won't. Okay?"

Todd looked at the feline. He couldn't say he didn't like looking at her but the stammering made him tilt his head. "What? What do you think would happen if we mess up?"

Catrina looked at the other, blushing now. "I... I.... I'd rather not say. If Dash wants to tell you, that's okay..."

Dash didn't look too comfortable with it, either. "Prince Blahking had- and I use the past term- HAD some questions of Catrina's loyalties. But I am sure we've proven to him by now he was out of line."

"I'm not." She growled. "And it would be just the thing for me to screw up and have him sayin’ it was because I was some....some..."

Vixen spoke up and smiled. "You won't screw up Cat, you'll be awesome!"

She nodded. "Yeah.. maybe. But I'm gonna be awesome far away from you guys- just in case."

Lapine spoke up, too. "Go team!"

Vixen laughed. "Go team? That’s overused!"

Lapine argued back. "What would you rather say 'For the empire?" or "Let's get to work angels?'"

Todd made a motion for them to cut it out, as Dash put his arms around Catrina. "We'll be fine, Cat."

Catrina nodded. "Yeah, okay.. I guess someone's going to need to get some information on this. This way we can split up.. I'll hit Seaside and.." Cat's voice faded as she walked into the distance.

Todd beamed. "Well, it looks like you lucky two ladies get to spend a lot of time with me!"

Vixen stuck her tongue out playfully. Lapine smiled.

"Let's get to work, angels!" Todd cheerfully exclaimed without thinking. After thinking better of it, he offered a quick, "heh.. sorry."

As Lapine and Vixen continued to tease him about it, Dash and Catrina were doing their own plotting. The mission was afoot, and only trouble and chaos lie ahead.

 


Yeah, the fight was over the top, but still a good read. This also establishes Dash's earlier meeting with Prince Blahking. We're closing in on the big mission finale, but we still got a ways to go!

 
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