Hurray, more fun Becky Joy silliness!

I especially like the line which lead to the title of this one. Becky comes across a little stronger than she did in her last piece.. and there's a fun cameo at the end to move the story forward. We also get to explore Seaside Town with this one, which is nice. Some good silly fun that fits the character quite well here.
Note: the "UR" bit is due to limits in title length on the forums.

"Seaside Town is a really cool town, that's a real cool town, ‘n one cool town!" Becky Joy sang to herself as she skipped down towards Market Place! Sure, she had things to do, but then she suddenly realized, "Hey, how comes I got meat if I ain't gonna spend it!"

So she set off to spend it. (Pretty smart, huh?)

Even though Becky was in a good mood, she knew not everyone else always was. Which was a bit of a bummer when she thought about it, but she didn't spend too much time thinking.

About that specific subject, I mean.

Becky thought to herself how she needed chitter chatter buddies to waste her thoughts away on, but a lot of people who could be friends thought she just was too immature, and sometimes, that sort of made her sad. But all of her friends she knew really well made her happy and understood her in the way she tried to understand them, so she would smile and say, "It all balances out, and I like it that way!"

Seaside Town had a host of opportunities to spend one's hard earned meat on, assuming one could avoid getting it mugged away from them. Fortunately, despite her innocent nature, Becky had the power to take care of herself- should she choose to enforce that power. She was a lot braver with Zanther Wolf or her brother by her side, though.

"Hi!" she called out to a passing bugbear.

"Silence, pathetic furless human!" it yelled angrily at her.

"Kay!" Becky loudly answered, continuing to trot on her way as it mumbled something about eviscerating the next human it sees.. saw.. Then it got confused about verb tense usage, which only made it angrier!

Becky Joy rounded a corner out of the sight as - la-di-dah- the birds chirped overhead of her. Becky shut up to listen to them for a bit, but they were soon drowned out by the roaring fountain in the middle of Seaside Town! Becky blinked, remembering how active it could be like it was right then! Sitting kitty corner to the Council of Loathing, the Flea Market offered all kinds of goodies not found anywhere else, with an ever changing menu of often overpriced goodies.

She darted from one place to another, not actually going in to any of them. Some rushin' bum bumped hard into her, and she said "Oops, sorry, even though it was your fault!"

"Nuh-nuh," said the stinky bum, "I'm rushin' towards the back ally to get in on a hot game of tidily winks while there's still time, so you can see it clearly is NOT MY FAULT!" He said that rudely and loudly before rushin' off towards the wrong side of the tracks.

Becky pouted up her lips at bein' yelled at then a split second later was happy again.

"Hot game of tidily winks? What could be cooler than that?!"

"How about standing around all day looking indifferent?" An apathetic lizard asked, almost mumbling so she could barely hear it.

"Nope, don't sound fun!" Becky said, bright and full of life. But it just 'meh'ed' her and went back to its business.. er.. its loitering.

Then she wondered towards Market Square, eager to buy..

"Hey.."

Becky looked around, her senses momentarily going dull. "Wha?"

But no one answered. She shrugged, and set forth for Destination Shopping again when- -

"I said.. HEY!"

"And I said 'Wha?!' Becky answered, but everyone just looked at her like she was talking to herself, making Becky blush a bright red.

"I am not answering no one," she whispered.

"I'm your friend," the voice coo'ed, seductively.

"Nope, Zanther can't talk, so you're no him!" Becky whispered, her lip tight.

"Come to me," it said, that horrifically seductive, low voice, like the sound of a thousand rays of sunshine grinding into darkness. (Look, it's a metaphor, just go with it, okay?) "I'm all that would make you happy.."

"You're no.." Becky started, then she lowered her voice. "You're no cookies and fancy garnished drink served with extra magical ice cubes!"

"Er.. no," the mysterious seductive, hypnotic voice conceded. Did I mention the hypnotic part earlier? I'm pretty sure I did; you probably just forgot hearing it. "But I'm everything else."

"Even puppies and kitties?!" She asked, excited, drawing more stares.

"Sure, why not?" it asked. "What are those, do you eat them or something?"

"DON'T EAT PUPPIES AND KITTIES!" Becky Joy said loudly, drawing the attention of all those around who. None of whom heard the voice which only Becky heard.

Then suddenly, a Knob Goblin teenage demon turned to his two thug allies and said, "Oh, Petez, she's on to us! Get outta here!"

And the three took off and Becky was then considered a bit of a hero.. accidental or otherwise. So after that quick, impromptu celebration died down, she heard the voice again... prodding her to come meet it and claim her destiny. "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming, Mr, 'happy thing,' yeesh," she said to it. "Ohhh! Zanther!"

"What? That isn't my name!" the voice whined, but it realized instantly it'd lost it's demonic (er, I mean dramatic) hold on her and she wasn't listening... little known to the voice, drifting slowly down the messy sewers of the market square, Becky Joy had spotted Zanther Wolf, heading to her with a basket of berries..

um.. yay berries!