10 Scenarios (ran by Konall Bearsmasher, Sebastian Dash and Catrina Whiteclaw)

Historical recap The world stands at the edge of ruin as the plans of the Dark Ones seem to be coming to fruition.

It started with the Dark One's attempts to corrupt Catrina, who'd arrived in the Kingdom and aided Sebastian Dash in the mission to take on the Chrono Dragon. Thanks in part to Catrina, the Dragon became a strong ally to Dash and Catrina. However, it was during this time that Konall Bearsmasher found a sword with a powerful and evil spirit trapped inside. A sword that would nearly corrupt Konall. After abandoning the blade, he spent several months in isolation, recovering from its dark grip.

During Konall's time away, the Kingdom built up with several promising new members, with possibly the most unexpected addition being Aleena, a queen of the otherworldly elf-like Morlencir who became stranded on this planet when her ship crashed during a lethal confrontation with a rogue elf.

Not long after Konall's return, things began changing quickly.

The Story so far: Kadlin, Konall's sister, returned and joined the Kingdom of Loathing, shortly before Catrina betrayed the Kingdom of Loathing to seize control of the Knob Goblin kingdom. Kadlin and several others switched sides with Catrina, with Kadlin eventually taking control of Catrina's new Feline Empire.

With Kadlin close to unsealing with the spirit of her cursed glaive and the Dark Ones themselves, no challenged faced by KOKOL, the Feline Empire, nor the third faction - the Blood Empire- has been so great - not even the danger of the Chrono Dragon itself. However.. all the moments have been leading to this one grand story of good vs evil and a world's last, slim chance of survival.


Notes: This was intended as the ultimate finale.. though we end up trying to make the Finale part V into its own mission.

Also: See the main page for details on the issues surrounding this mission.

With ten very dangerous main problems hanging over the Kingdom - and the world itself, this mission was predictably all over the map, both literally and in terms of the story. We get it all, too. Drama, romance, exotic & erotic fun, betrayal, heroes fighting the odds.. and deaths. Impactful death.

Feature character: Konall Bearsmasher is very easily the one facing the toughest challenge of the mission between having to face down his sister Kadlin (with all of reality possibly on the line) and running the Blood Clan. How he holds it all together is both believable and unbelievable at the same time. This is his culmination from a one note take on seal clubbers into possibly the defining hero of AIL. He's also a key character in the mission from the first piece to the last.

Co feature characters: Sir Fumblies and Fahari. Although the happy couple aren't together for this mission, they both made their mark on the mission through different ways. With Fumblies, it's through a series of assisted solo stories that focus mostly on the ghost in Fumblies shell, and Fumblies arc rival Kwadlin aka Philler. For Fahari, it's her rise to- and mastery - of her holy infused power during her adventures with Becky Joy, Jen, and Cattaras & Catrina Whiteclaw during an intervention to help the Chrono Dragon fight off the darkness of the Dark Ones.
Cattrina and Cattaras Whiteclaw are together for the roleplaying mission but split up for the Finale. Their stories are now both tales of redemption for past actions. Cattaras is just starting to move towards his new life as a hero while Catrina is just coming to grip with her possession-induced reign of terror. This mission starts with Dash and her friends dealing with her obsession with punishing herself. Then it moves to the feline siblings being a part of the aforementioned mission to save the Chrono Dragon- something Catrina has done in the past.
Sassy Snake makes her return late in the mission, dealing with the chaos near Degrassi Knoll. She deals with thugs before aiding in the battle against the Elite 8!
Aleena looms large in this one, despite it being decided early on her Kingdom wanted her to leave the planet. She has to say goodbye to both Dash and Konall, however. She's also.. oops, Finale spoilers.
Todd Blackpaws sees an uncharacteristic amount of action here, first teaming up with Dash to fight demons and mirrorworld 'flips' before aiding in the invasion of the Kadlin-controlled Knob Goblin kingdom.
Sebastian Dash, Todd's partner for the early part of the mission, makes his way straight to the tower, battling through puzzles and obstacles to try to reach the top of the tower.
Jen joins the island party, warms up to the Whiteclaws and learns about the Kingdom before helping battle the darkness.
Wildfall hangs out with Glyn for a while, running into Sir Fumblies and Jay. Later, he helps Todd Blackpaws rescue Sassy Snake.
Zed Shinestone is here for a single ominous piece of foreshadowing. Then the Finale, of course.
Becky Joy is her silly self and a part of the Chrono dragon mission.
Glyn is here for a couple pieces that also see Wildfall in action.
Jay is basically here as his mostly insane self, too. Where's his demon Lou?
Prince Blahking, King MTiger and Fluffy Hamster are here as important NPC's. They see battle in the Finale, too.

 

And featuring: Angel, Asami, Bandit, the Chrono Dragon & his son, Coconuts (Rebecca), Cursi, The Elite Seven, The Feline Goddess, gods, Habrodaxus the demon, Iris, John & his elderly mother, Killer, Knob Girlscouts, the Knob Goblin rebellion, Kyomi, Lapine, Macaw, Captain Morgan & his pirates, Myoko, Penguin Mafia thugs in a temporary alliance of convenience, Moondream & her Frat Orcs/ Hippy alliance, ninjas, Nipha, the Panda monks, Runic, Shini, Captain Skye, Sliver, Squirrel the batlike Knob Goblin, The Nice Sorceress, the penultimate airship crew, Katherine Swift, Sylenia, Tus, a vision of Death, Vixen, Vixen the Goddess, Warlord and Wolf.

Main antagonist: Kadlin Bearsmasher, obviously, dominates this mission at Season 2 story comes to a head. Her only goal; to unseal the evil spirit in her glaive (which would also unleash the dark ones). The goal of everyone else; stop her from doing so.
Antagonists for the series include (not necessarily limited to): Count Bakula, Chip & Dip, Zedika Dark, "Darkfox," the dark ones, Demons, The Elite Eight, several elemental trap rooms, an emo giant, ghostly mathemagician, A giant acid spitting skeletal flying dragon, Goblin Smashers, mutated Goblins, a horny succubus, imp demon, Linnea, a Penguin Mafia bartender, Konall Numbercruncher & his familiars, Larry, Pseudo Goblin Smashers, The Penguin Mafia, the Naughty Sorceress & her familiars, Redwood Knuckles, unnamed flips of Feena and Kadlin Bearsmasher, woodenknuckles, Zinc and Zoombas. And hordes of other unnamed enemies surrounding Kadlin's tower.

 

 

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Index


 
Roleplay title Writer(s) PC Cameos
(yes or no)
Information
Rollover Dash and Konall N/A The Feline Goddess confronts Kadlin Bearsmasher during Kadlin's nightmarish vision of the future. Also: The Penguin mafia is now in control of Seaside Town; Prince Blahking and King MTiger confer with Konall Bearsmasher over the mounting threats to the Kingdom.
Catrina's vision- signs of things to come (+mitch) Catrina, Cattaras, Dash, Fahari and Todd no Cattaras and Sebastian track down Catrina, who seems key on paying for her sins by taking a beating in a brutal bar fight. Todd and Fahari are there, too. Later, the pirate Coconuts shows up. Also: A divine vision for Dash and the furries.
An Unfortunate Royal Proclamation Aleena, Dash and Jen no Aleena is being recalled. She discusses the matters - and why's of it- with Sebastian and Jen.
Shadow Boxing Dash and Todd no Dash and Todd intervene when a portal opens and demons attack a young boy and his elderly mother. However, things get complicated when Dash and Todd are confronted by their flipworld counterparts and a familiar succubus. Also: Katherine Swift vrs. Zedika Dark!
Sailing with the Cats Catrina, Cattaras and Jen yes Catrina reevaluates - and Cattaras introduces her to Jen. Jen and Cattaras also get a little alone time.
Sailing into a meeting Becky Joy, Cattaras, Catrina, Fahari and Jen yes Fluffy Hamster and Prince Blahking meet with Catt, Cat, Fahari, Jen, Becky and the pirates aboard Captain Morgan's ship, but thanks get heated thanks to Blahking. Afterwards, the Adventurers reflect on what might have caused Blahking's strage reaction.
Introductions Konall no Konall gains some new allies in the form of Angel, Killer, Iris and company. He accepts their help despite not totally trusting them.
Shadow Boxing Finale Dash and Todd no Dash, Swift and Blackpaws vs. Zedika, Darkfox and a Succubus - the battle concludes in dramatic fashion!
Duty Calls? Glyn, Fumblies and Wildfall no Jarlsboris Wildfall arrives at the Blood Clan outpost, runs into Fumblies and Glyn, and settles in for 'active duty.'
Jen and Kitties visit Mysterious Island Becky Joy, Cattaras, Catrina, Fahari and Jen no Becky, Catt, Jen, Catrina and Fahari arrive at the Mysterious Island, discussing the situation with the Chrono Dragon and explaining the island to Jen. Also, our heroes run into a familiar face. Coconuts tells Jen about the feline sisters. Later, Jen and Cattaras share a special moment.
Secret Meeting Dash, Todd and Konall yes Todd wakes up from a nightmare to camp with Dash and Swift. Later, Dash sneaks off to secretly meet with Vixen, Lapine, Runic and Bandit, who are back on the hero's side. Also: Konall and his new allies show up, as do Todd and Swift.
Mirror to another place Zed no? Zed gets an ominous warning about .. 'the Grand Finale.' How meta.
Journey to Ninja Village Fumblies no Fumblies plans to set out alone but Wolf invites himself with.. for a fee. Later, Zed and Wolf battle fake Smashers and a dark paladin from The Flipworld.
Reunion Aleena and Konall no Aleena and Konall discuss Kadlin's threat, Aleena being recalled, and resolve some of their standing issues.
Coming to Blows Konall yes Konall reflects back on Kadlin's role in his life- as he prepares a holy weapon capable of ending her threat once and for all.
The oddities (vrs. a walking rat) Glyn, Jay and Wildfall no Glyn and Wildfall run into the insane Jay. Later, Glyn, Wildfall and Tus battle Mortimer of the Trinity.
Fahari's Rise to Power Becky Joy, Cattaras, Catrina, Fahari and Jen yes Coconutes, Jen, Fahari, Catrina, Cattaras and Becky Joy vrs. the possessed agents of the dark ones - Fluffy Hamster and Prince Blahking!!
Knob Revolt Dash, Kadlin, Konall and Todd yes Two sides to the Knob Goblin's revolt against Kadlin are shown in the Finale style piece. While Kadlin fights off the rebellion deep within the Knob Goblin headquarters, Konall and Dash lead the rebellion, backed up by Todd Blackpaws, Vixen, Katherine Swift and others.
Final mission: Defend the dragon! Becky Joy, Cattaras, Catrina, Fahari and Jen yes With Blahking and Fluffy free of the dark control, Rebecca, Sliver and our heroes recap the Chrono Quest mission before battling the darkness itself to protect the dragon and its son! But can they find the key to actually damaging the enemy in time?!
Sassy Snake's return! Sassy Snake, Todd and Wildfall no Sassy Snake tries to fend off some thugs, but ends up abducted and trapped at their base. Luckily, Wildfall and Todd happen to be nearby.
Ninja's Galore & the Trouble with Monks Sir Fumblies no Sir Fumblies arrives in Ninja town, seeking the help of the locals to track down monks who can train him. He also gets help combining shards of a crystal into a powerful sword. Oh, Wolf's here, too.
The Final Tower Dash, Kadlin and Konall yes As Konall, Dash, Vixen, the pirates and company wade through the battles between them and Kadlin's dark tower, we discover how Kadlin prepared the tower to protect her during the next part of her scheme. Gods fight alongside our heroes and Sylenia battles undead dragons in the sky. But when a God dies, has Kadlin turned the tide in her favor for the last time?
The Grand Finale 1/5 Dash and Konall N/A In Kadlin's final tower, Dash, Konall and space elf Slyenia have to battle the traitorous Naugthy Sorceress and her familiars - that is, if they can break free of her mystic control first. Elsewhere, King MTier and Prince Blahking lead the new Elite 7 against the expanded Elite 8.

Outside the tower, Catrina, Fahari, and Vixen meet up with Sir Fumblies and other allies to try to plot a way into the tower. Meanwhile, Becky Joy, Todd Blackpaws, Jay and Sassy Snake are featured in the conflict in Degrassi Knoll.

The Grand Finale 2/5 Dash, Catrina and Konall N/A The Elites - 7 and 8 - continue to battle while Cattaras, Becky and company get some surprising help from mysterious penultimate allies.

Meanwhile, as Catrina, Becky, Fumblies and allies deal with Dark's latest set of allies and minions, Dash, Slyenia and Konall deal not just with the sorceress but Kadlin herself- and Kadlin's dark summons!

The Grand Finale 3/5 Dash N/A Dash and Konall recieve lots of much needed backup against the dark figure, but this part of the Finale is dominated by the battle between the Elite 8 (joined by the managers of Hey Deze) vs King MTiger's Elite 7, who have been joined by Cattaras, Glyn, Becky Joy, Jen, the penultimate heroes (formerly of the airship), and others!
The Grand Finale 4/5 Konall N/A Konall vrs. Kadlin! Aleena's here too!

The most important single part to a Finale you'll ever read!


 


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