Official player bio

 

 

Jay is something else but wow what a fighter. Shoulder demon Lou is pretty cool, too.

Name: Jay*
Height: 6'6
Weight: 150 lbs.
Class: Seal Clubber
Profession: some crazy a-hole who stabs people
First public appearance: in a newspaper article which described really crazy s#*t that went down
First AiL Appearance:  The New Guy
Updated: August 8, 2016 (through Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5)

Personality: Jay was insane, to begin with.

He loves a good fight, kills often, and makes strange bets with his shoulder demon Lou. He really is part Raw Hide and part Samus X-Treme

Skills and abilities: His demon Lou is overpowered.. so we often found ways to limit how and when Lou was used. Jay turns into a totally different (serious) person as he fights, voice even gets deeper. He has a sword (that sometimes bursts into flames) and a shield, and a reckless charge-it attitude.

* Birth name is listed as .. sheryl?

Recent news: Jay was helping fight the New Elite 8, which was at the time loyal to Kadlin. Loyal'ish to Kadlin.
 

Season II so far: We found Jay & Lou in Hey Daze. (In fact, he runs into Konall, Catrina and Zed multiple times down there.) Jay & Lou returned home with the heroes after helping them fight. Later, he helps other adventurers fight. Lots of fighting!

 
Note: Jay's history is updated through Season 2's 10th mission, 10 Scenarios.

 

 

Jay (First appearance: Return to Hey Daze )
Appearances Mission Notes
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze The insane Jay makes his debut! Zed Shinestone sees the aftermath of Jay slaughtering demons and isn't pleased, but Zed travels with Jay (and Jay's shoulder demon Lou) for a while before parting ways. Baby on a pitchfork joke!
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Catrina's been exiled to Hey Daze! After consulting with her dark side, she runs upon Jay and Lou. Jay tells her he's killed hordes of demons. Lou agrees to try to get them out of Hey Daze but only after the two fight. However, his portal only takes them deeper into Hey Daze. Then he ends up kidnapped.
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Catrina, Zed and Konall Bearsmasher meet up in Hey Daze. Jay shows up to help them battle minotaur-like demon. And Jay brought his party lampshade hat!!
Roleplay Return to Hey Daze The Demon Mafia has Lou! They try to poison Jay and send demon assassins after him. The result? Jay kills a lot of demon assassins and then.. bribes one to find out where Lou is? Also: Jay eats a big ol' plate of General Tsao's chicken!
Finale 1/4 Return to Hey Daze Jay searches for Lou while Konall and Zed notice Jay's missing.. and so is Catrina. Elsewhere, Kadlin Bearsmasher destroys some Penguin Mafia punks. Aleena and space elves prepare to fight Kadlin. Other stuff happens. Jay has a questionable memory for details in this one.
Finale 2/4 Return to Hey Daze Lou tries to talk Jay into freeing him. Meanwhile, Konall and Zed start towards the Suddenrise Mountains and run into Catrina. Catrina runs into Todd Blackpaws and Fahari. Sir Fumblies, Wolf, Becky Joy and Cattaras Whiteclaw battle the traitorous Bones, Hunk and Dr. Darth. Kadlin battles Aleena and the space elves, while Dash, Travel and Glyn get a phantom army in pseudo-Honorburg, Hey Daze. Cyber Sunset and Wildfall team up.
Finale 3/4 Return to Hey Daze Kadlin enters Hey Daze. Jay's attempt to rescue Lou is very painful for Lou. Eventually, they join Catrina, Konall and Zed, and are joined by Aleena in the Suddenrise Mountains. Kadlin confronts them. Other groups start making their way towards the confrontation in the mountains as well. ("Confrontation in the Mountains" would be one hell of a PPV name.)
Finale 4/4 Return to Hey Daze Jay recklessly battles Kadlin's Goblin smashers, who are a part of Kadlin's army. Whom the heroes.. er.. adventurers are battling over Catrina's soul. Todd asks Jay if he's crazy. Gee, ya think, Todd?!
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios As Wildfall and Glyn trade wiseass comments, Jay finds them and asks to come along. Ultimately, he doesn't. Later, Glyn, Wildfall and Smasher Tus take on a Muri-dan.
Finale 1/4 10 Scenarios Jay is searching for Lou but finds him (off camera) so the two can aid Sassy Snake, Wildfall and others in Degrassi against Knob Goblins, including a necromancer. (Guess the place isn't so dead after all.) Elsewhere, Konall and Sebastian Dash drive the Naughty Sorceress batty. The Elite 7 battle the Elite 8 in an elite battle. Various good guys and such are stuck outside Kadlin's tower in a warzone, wanting to fight Kadlin.
Finale 2/4 10 Scenarios Jay's still in the battle. Not sure if he goes on to fight the Elite 8 with the others later. Konall, Dash and space elf Sylenia battle the Sorceress's familiars and find out Kadlin is harder to kill than Dash seems to think. The Mirrorworld versions of Kadlin and Feena battle Catrina and Fumblies (and more) outside the tower.
Finale 3/4 10 Scenarios Yup, Jay is in the fight, mostly fighting Hunk! He's helping the group that's joined with the former Penultimate airship crew to help Prince Blahking's Elite 7 battle Kadlin's new Elite 8, who have 4 famous Hey Daze managers helping them fight Blahking and his group(s). That isn't too confusing, is it?

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