Official player bio

 

 

 

The Local Yeti slayer and manipulator of KOKOL

Birth Name: Calador the Selfless
Current Name: Raw Hide
Height: 210cm
Weight: 120kg
Class: Seal Clubber
Profession: Freelance (Official KOKOL title: KOKOL Defender)
First Public Appearance: During the KOKOL's war on Pertene, and just before
First AiL Appearance: 
Updated: August 4, 2010 (through Enter Hey Daze)

Personality: Thus far, there hasn't been very much about Raw Hide that people would like. Unless, of course, that person was a Knob Goblni and not a person. Of course, since raw doesn't seem to care very much for the Knob Goblins.. Well, let's start with the positives. He's manipulative and dangerous. (Yes, for Raw Hide, those are positives.) He'd sworn to change his ways after coming face to face with a nobler version of himself from the past, but it's yet to be seen what, if anything, comes of this. If nothing else, he's proven himself smart enough to manipulate both the Penguin Mafia (although that sort of backfired on him in the end) and the Yeti beasts of Mt. McLargeHuge.

Skills and abilities: Pure, unabashed, intense power. Sure, he might not be the master of any ultra powerful ninja techniques (although he's certainly tried), but he's got that going for him. He also fights dirty. He's proven himself capable of coming up with simple but effective plans that usually get him closer to what he wants. Seems to run off ego and pride a lot, rather than noble goals, but thus far, his goals have stayed more or less comparable with KOKOL's. Double joined and talented at tracking, he's clearly not a magical force, or even a strategic genius, but his brawn, his ability with weapons, and even his pure athletic grace are surprisingly effective.
 

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First appearance: the villa mission
Appearances Mission Notes
Roleplay the Villa Mission Raw Hide's self titled debut is brutal beyond measure
Roleplay the Villa Mission Raw Hide turns back to claim some forgotten and very tempting rewards for his violence
Finale the Villa Mission Raw Hide's mission finale as absolutely, totally vicious! KOKOL's forces are saved!
Roleplay Chrono Quest Up, up, up Mount McLargeHuge! Lots of fights here, and a L33t cameo
Roleplay Chrono Quest Raw trains with Grendar, gets to the Mysterious Island of Mystery, and fights a Dyspepsi army
Finale 1/3 Chrono Quest Raw Hide spots the Dragon, while the his 'allies' shifts into position to fight
Finale 2/3 Chrono Quest Face to face with the demons of his past- and of his allies' pasts
Finale 3/3 Chrono Quest Raw Hide and allies are taken out in the wave of oblivion - is all hope lost?
Roleplay Find The Oriole! Raw Hide develops a concious- yea.. riiiiiiiiight
Roleplay Find The Oriole! The social skill of lying. Raw meets with the Penguin Mafia and fights an Elite 7!
Finale 1/3 Find The Oriole! Raw gets a letter from a kid penguin Timmy, or Tommy or Tin.. whatever.. and it's off to lead the Penguins into battle!
Finale 2/3 Find The Oriole! Although never the main focus of any one scene here.. Raw does a whole lot of fighting along with his KOKOL and Penguin allies against the Knob Goblins
Finale 3/3 Find The Oriole! Raw takes on a pretty tough pair of Knob Goblins in the finale to find the Oriole
Rollover Save That Toot! So it turns out the Penguin Mafia werene't so easy to manipulate and ended up turning on Raw at the first oppertunity.. seriously, did anyone not see this coming?
Roleplay Save That Toot! Raw Hide sets out to set up a yeti attack on the Penguins. Raw brawls with a Snow Queen
Finale 1/3 Save That Toot! Killing Knob Goblins (near the end) makes Raw Hide a hungry sadist
Finale 3/3 Save That Toot! Raw Hide shows up with a few drinkin' buddies to join the big fight!
Rollover Battle for Cobb's Knob Raw's just there to look menacing and watch for a fight
Rollover Enter Hey Daze Raw Hide gets a letter, scares off a messanger and- that's about it
Roleplay Enter Hey Daze Sometimes- actually getting there is the hardest part
Finale 1/3 Enter Hey Daze Doesn't actually appear, but the Amras bit explains why the portal reopened for his rp
Finale 2/3 Enter Hey Daze Raw has a crazy scheme- but Cattaras doesn't think much of it
Finale 3/3 Enter Hey Daze Raw Hide vrs. dark Raw Hide! As KOKOL forces square off against the evil Managers guild!

Adventures in Loathing

 Kingdom of Loathing (KOL) is a (mostly) original online game that apparently has something to do with Asymmetric Publications, LLC, and something called a Jick, who probably copyrighted and trademarked the thing up the wahoozer. Wahoozer is a word I just made up. If you don't like it, bite me. And if you refuse to bite me go to . . . ANYWAY, this is the archive for an interactive writing game based on KOL, and a specific clan within- the Kingdom of KOL. Specific characters belong to their specific owners, specifically, unless specifically stated otherwise. This game was developed by Joshua A. Dexter, with rules based in part on Mercenary and Equinox. This is a non profit game done for entertainment purposes only. If a rash develops on your imagination, desist use immediately and consult a physician, psychologist, or 1-900 psychic for further assistance. KOL forums, store, entry at Answers, KOL's entry at Archive.org, and it's entry at Wikipedia, and KOL's own wiki. - JAD

In other words, I don't own KOL, or KOKOL, and KOL doesn't own KOL. Get it? !