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Mission: Holiday
MISSION INFORMATION
This is the out of character mission information and RP Notes for Holiday, possibly the most successful mission in AiL history, and the first and probably only winter holiday mission.
I never get tired of going over the stats. 24 roleplays / co writes. The participation of an insane amount of people. Although I also have to admit, that makes for a seriously exhaustive process of putting the mission into archive format.


MISSION INFO

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Here are the Mission Notice, RP Notes and scorecard for Holiday!


 

Pieces missing notes:
Kadlin and Konall's only solo
Konall's only solo
Fahari's only solo
Becky, Cattaras, Lalucia and Todd
Fahari, Fumblies and Zed's only co-write
Fahari and Sir Fumblies's only co-write
Becky, Lalucia, Summer, Todd and Wildfall
Kadlin's only solo

 
Mission notes - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
AIL mission notes.

Yeah, it's a holiday mission. Since time-wise, AIL is probably closer to Thanksgiving, I decided to have a special St. Boris Day's Feast hosted by Father Crimbo, who in KOL represented Santa Claus before Crimbo's untimely death.

Here's how the mission goes down, timewise.

1) The last bits from the last mission, if any, play out via roleplay flashbacks. We know that St. Boris Day's Feast is coming soon.

2) At some point, it became public knowledge that in the days and weeks leading up to St. Boris Day's Feast, Father Crimbo would be touring the land, spreading cheer and handing out gifts. Where and when he goes, since he's magic, is open to interpretation. Maybe he could hand out food, candy, booze, or advent calendars.

Note: Due to oddities with the way the KOL calendar works and the fact that AIL "time" moves much slower than real time, you only see Crimbo every few years game time, and even less frequently in AIL real time. We've never had a Crimbo yet. It probably comes only once every few years to AIL characters.

3) The event in the Rollover goes down. The evil creatures in it think the Feline Empire and KOKOL will be guarding Father Crimbo, but of course, they might be mistaken. It isn't explained why they expect that. It is implied their "former allies" IE our third faction might be involved.

4) The drunken loser in the Rollover is meant to be the future Uncle Crimbo, who goes out to warn someone about their evil plans in hopes of getting free booze. You might learn of the plot through him, or you might be out to guard Father Crimbo. Or you might be there simply for the party, or pass the festivities by chance. Some travelling princesses from Season 2 missions one and two might be with him. I'm leaving who, if any, up to us to decide as we play.

5) Either way, try to work in a few attacks from the enemies. I'll put a few links to help you understand how they operate here.

The managers from Enter Hey Daze make their long awaited return here. They only showed up in the Finales part II and III. Here is a list of the four, and their inspirations, if it isn't obvious.

I. This small mouse is basically a homage to Pinky and the Brain. His "Adventure Suit" is a knock of Pinky's "human suit." I guess.

The Queen of Hate. Think Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, probably with a little Wicked Witch thrown in.

Dr. G Darth. Dr. Doom (Marvel Comics) combined with Darth Vader. (Star Wars) Obviously. Name has a joke reference to Garth Brooks, I guess.

Hunk. Finally, a Hulk imitation which incorporates Fabio references.

I'm not telling you who the skeletal figure is. There's information on Zedika Dark, the flipworld's Sebastian Dash under the general information on the Flipworld. He still has the flip versions of Vixen and Lapine under his control. Now, Vixen and Lapine themselves are also serving him! However, since they're PC's, talk to me if you're interested in using any of the four.

Use Dark himself as you see fit. I'll probably try to fit him into my personal RP plans. Maybe.

Linnea, the Scream Queen is KOL cannon, but note. This would be before any of the events listed there. Right now, Father Crimbo is still around. Anyway, use her as you see fit as well.

Do as you see fit for the mission. Expect a deadline around the end of the year. Expect scoring information on the mission soon. Mostly, have fun with the holiday theme! If you can, though, I'd appreciate it if we can get some use out of the enemies for this game. I'll put up a discussion thread for the mission today.

You can, of course, incorporate your own minions for them, or have them 'hire' out any foes that you want an excuse to fight.

Let's throw in some twists and really go all out here!

J/ Dash

 

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RP notes - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
This is for notes on the roleplays and co writes you've already done. If you want to discuss your plans for the mission (including using key NPC's), go here.

So again, RP Notes are here. I'll have a special extra post up soon, as well, concerning the Feline Empire.

 

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Becky and Cattaras's only co-write - archive copy
Aleena, Dash and Konall's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Becky Joy

 
Two roleplays to note!

First of all, Becky and Goblina walk into the Harem Girl harem only to see a harem girl going down on Cattaras! They quickly take their leave. Later, Cattaras stops in to visit Becky, who's napping, and still feeling the effects of having a kneecapping stick slammed into her midsection in the last mission. Cattaras consoles her, but he doesn't know what Catrina's plans for Father Crimbo will be. He's also rather surprised to hear Vixen and Becky had a one night stand. In the end, they go to see the Queen.

A separate piece saw Aleena's emotional goodbye. She took Dash and Konall to see the view of their own planet from space. We learn a great deal about Aleena's past and future. After she returns them to the ground, she takes Cyber Sunset to Honorburg at the very end, after saying goodbye to Dash and Konall.

Konall is surprised to hear Dash had been married at one point in the past. This one is a must read.

 

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Sir Fumblies's first of two - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Posted on Fumblies's behalf, though I helped edit and write. Nice of me, huh? *Grins*

While reflecting on his time in the Knob Goblins, a strange letter is delivered to Sir Fumblies. Someone is trying to get his way blackmailing Fumblies into bringing Father Crimbo to Farnsworthy Tower but Fumblies has other plans to diffuse the threat. He sends Scaros to Seaside Town in order to bring Father Crimbo's tour by the outpost.

After talking to Zeala, who shows a great interest in Scaros's relationship with Lady Goblin, Lady Goblin promises to give Scaros a chance to talk to Father Crimbo about Scaros's hopes for Crimbo to stop by the outpost. There's also a boatload of characterization goodies in this, so check it out!

 

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Becky, Cattaras and Lalucia's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Becky Joy

 
This special co write starts with the disgusting slavers, who seem to be using scrying to spy on the Feline Empire. The limits of this ability isn't explored although the limits of their depravity is. They seem ready to rape, kill and destroy without a second thought.

They end up attacking Becky Joy, who's heading to see Father Crimbo. Cattaras rushes to Becky's side to help her but when he attacks a large slaver, he finds the slaver had injected poison into his blood for the sole purpose of fighting off clawed opponents!

Becky is about to destroy them with an insanely powerful snowstorm when they take her out with some kind of sleazy stench gas. (Which cold elementals are weak to in KOL.)

A stranger (the debuting Lalucia) shows up with some friends, attacking the slavers. The initial attack is impressive. At one point, Lulucia traps slaver Xuin the Deranged under the ground, but he claws his way out and keeps coming at her, forcing her to run. One of Becky's Knob Goblins, Green, had ran off to try to get help.

The fates of Becky, her three Knob Goblins, and Cattaras are left unknown.

 

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Aleena, Dash, Glyn, Jen, Raven and Tarvel - archive copy
Dash, Glyn, Jen, Raven and Tarvel - archive copy
Posted by: Space Elf Jen.html

 
In Embrace Eternity, Stuff Happened. :huh:

It was a difficult co-write, primarily consisting of a complex battle and the active participation of five writers. We beat up Black Paladin and his two minions, but in an unprecedented failing of our saving throws, Black Paladin somehow made off with Jen and Dash.

 

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Lalucia, Summer, Todd and Wildfall - archive copy
Posted by: Lalucia

 
Gathering the Hunters

Wildfall, Summer, and Tood reunite, and soon after meet up with Lalucia. After a brief conflict and sharing of knowledge they identified that Becky, Cattaras, Darson, Goblina, and Red were captured by Xuin and his gang, and have agreed to rescue them. Lalucia and her kobold friends (Kaolinita, Kvarca, and Skista) will be accompanying the more experienced hunters on this retrieval mission.

 

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Dash and Jen's only co-write - archive copy
Fahari's only solo - archive copy
Posted by: Becky Joy

 
Two new roleplays up, both are co writes, people!

In The Walk Back, Jen and Dash.. er.. walk back to the Elven ship after Paladin dumps them and speeds off. It's a talky piece that talks a lil about each's history and implies Jen knows most if not all of Aleena's history with Dash.

-- Also... --

"To Save the Season" part 2 starts with Fahari and some annoying catgirls, whom I wrote. One doesn't like Fahari, but the other, with an annoying valleysque accent, takes to her. Wanting to help Fahari find the right outfit to seduce Fumblies with.

Fahari sees and follows Green, who rushes by, looking for help. Green bumps into Fumblies's Brute, Bigus. Green tells Fahari and Scaros what happened with the ambush, which was in Lalucia's second piece. They decide they'll accompany Father Crimbo to Sir Fumblies, as was the plan. There, they plan to get Fumblies to help free Cattaras and Becky. A couple princesses, Ladys Goblin and Liona, will accompany them.

Sorry if that was a lil jumbled.

 

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Zed's first of two solos - archive copy
Posted by: Zed

 
In Unfortunate Encounters Zed meets a past acquaintance who is looking forward to killing him via blood loss and nasty toxins. Snow White, my candidate for the new Elite 8 formation, has captured Princesses Jen Pi and Zeala beforehand, and forced Zed to fight or leave the princesses to their fate. After some heated words and a one-sided fight, Zed is rescued from Snow White's finisher by Jen Pi and Zeala who have freed themselves somehow. Zed and the princesses have all been injured by Snow White's assault, and are trying to complete the princesses' objective of spreading holiday cheer. Best of luck to them, given the approach of a multitude of gnolls, goblins, and one dark doppleganger (unnamed Zedika Dark).

P.S. It helps if scene is not shown, and a character who sometimes babysits knows a 'Creepy Lullaby' or two...

 

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Zed's Final of Two solos - archive copy
Posted by: Zed

 
The wrong impression could kill you

Zed Shinestone versus Zedika Dark: two combatants battle it out, one relying on remarkable physical abilities, while the other must survive by applying wit and tactics to the fight. The turtle-tamer wins - go Aesop's Fables! Also, without maiming (near call but prodigiously reminders that Zed had only his arms armored up and Zedika kept targeting said arms allowed for that smaller accomplishment).

Important notes: somehow Zedika had knowledge that Sir Fumblies had killed the Goblin King (only just released, and was told at a secure venue); also Dark let slip that there were more than one assassin aiming for Sir Fumblies at present.

 

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Becky, Cattaras, Lalucia, Todd and Wildfall - archive copy
Posted by: Becky Joy

 
Another big co write is up, titled "First camp, and settling in" which features mostly Becky and Lalucia, but Wildfall, Todd and Cattaras were all in it too. It was basically the group settling down for their first real reprise after the previous co write- see those notes for more.

With them bring free, Becky's showing the effects of her prison run; she's very down over what happened to her. Lalucia also shares her hurt feelings over Todd's unintentional teasing. It's a lot of good conflict and character development. Wildfall's here and there, too.

They also focus on hunting food, getting water, and tending to the wounded and figuring how to best tend to them.

 

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Dash, Glyn, Jen and Tarvel - archive copy
Posted by: Space Elf Glyn

 
In Embrace Eternity part 3.5 Glyn and Jen go for a walk while Tarvel and Raven have the pleasure of guarding the ship (never mind automatic defenses...). They quickly run into Katherine Swift, followed by Sebastian Dash. This piece is mostly peaceful interaction, and explores a bit more the new space elves' personalities (hint: Glyn needs to shut up). End of the chat: the space elves are now officially welcomed, and are aiming to build some children's toys for a toy drive Katherine's involved in. Also, prisoners from their first battle are being dropped off as the spaceship comes to town.

 

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Sassy Snake's only solo - archive copy
Posted by: Sassy Snake

 
I told Sassy I'd post the notes. Sassy Snake is back! read the piece if you want a feel for the character. the sassy one runs into some drunks in a bar, takes off, hears some hypnotic music and ends up.. I think lost? I'm not sure. It's Much better than this writeup make it sound though.

 

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Dash, Glyn, Jen, Raven, Tarvel and Zed - archive copy
Posted by: Zed

 
Card showers, elven flurries and late silver linings roleplay features appearances by Zed (Shadowrun), the new batch of space elves, Sebastian Dash briefly, and the Queen of Hate as the nominal villainess.

The roleplay starts off with Zed being chased, and flashes back to the moments preceding the chase where Zed runs into the Queen of Hate. She is a little smitten by Zed's looks (not his pheromone charm as that effect no longer applies) and wants him to return to Hey Daze with her. This sounds like a horrible idea to Zed, and it establishes Zed's new weak point to manipulate - Hey Daze and dark magic are his brand of kryptonite. Zed tries to evade and defend himself, but eventually is about to concede to the Queen's forces when Sebastian Dash arrives with the space elves. Dash leaves the battle in order to join the forces protecting Father Crimbo, but the space elves rescue Zed and have no problem defeating the Cards of Hate. Finally, after another intense questioning by a space elf, Zed gets up to his usual raunchy behavior and convinces an exquisite lady elf to assist him in his time of need.

 

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Fumblies's last of two solos - archive copy
Dash and Sassy's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Just a lil note: a Fumblies roleplay just went up! Fumblies ends up battling two hey Daze bosses; Dr. Darth and Hunk. With Fumblies having his army but Darth having his Darthbot Troopers. Hunk seems unstoppable but after a sustained assault from various members of Fumblies's extended command, Fumblies brings him to his knees. Unfortunately, when Fumblies gets a tad bit cocky, Hunk reaches out, engulfs Fumblies's head in his mammoth fist and lifts him off the ground for the cliffhanging conclusion!

Also up - Sassy runs into Dash again! He tries to get her to head north to Seaside Town. Dash then rides south, looking for Father Crimbo. Sassy follows. She's about to set up for camp at a stream - when she picks up on signs of a fight to the south!

Check 'em both out. It's nice to see Sassy back.

 

 
Scorecard - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
HOLIDAY scoring update!

The two part Finale to Holiday is finally up! Even if it is past Valentine's Day and a Christmas themed mission but ohwell, it was worth the wait.

It turned out to be an exceptional mission as well. Aleena left the planet, but brought in some replacement elves who'll have some big shoes.. er.. elven boots to fill. AiL's first ever holiday mission, too. I'm quite happy we finally pulled that one off. Wildfall, Sassy Snake and Summer are back on the scene as well!

We also had three Elite 8 candidates for the mission although only one was chosen. Other highlights include Cameron's high quality holiday themed solos, Lalucia's impressive debut, and of course, the public revelation of Sir Fumblie's participation in the Knob Goblin King's execution.

Characters like Fahari and Zed had probably their best showing so far in this mission as well and it was nice seeing AIL veterans like Cattaras, Sir Fumblies and Todd Blackpaws during this mission. Congratulations and a thank you to everyone who was able to participate.

Anyway, let's get to the scores for the mission! Note: I'm going to include bonus points along with the characters whom they're being given credit to, so let me put a few of the voter's miscellaneous comments here. There were five single points awards and five two points awards. For the 2-point awards, the voter said, "I am putting a special limit on this, only award per rp. Otherwise, my voter's choice would dominate." Points are listed as Mission total (Plus bonuses in brackets). Finally, points are listed by mission scoring only without consideration for "presents earned." Winner: Congratulations, Sir Fumblies! The voter thought long and hard about it before deciding that Fumblies really 'brought it' this mission. His story set up and covered his revelation of his participation in the aforementioned Knob Goblin's death, to dealing with the ramifications of that. He also gets news of the kidnapped slaves and sets out to rescue them, only to run into Hunk and Dr. Darth from Hey Daze. All in all, he earned this one!

Awards: Voter's choice, two points each to Fahari and Fumblies: How to Prepare a Slaver 2.
Fumblies brought his A game, Fahari brought her A game, and was just an all around awesome ride. Fumblies's points: 20(+2) = 22 points. Runner up: Sebastian Dash. Yeah, my character. I'm proud to have done so well with him. He goes from the big goodbye to Aleena to meeting with the Space elves, and wraps things up by running into Sassy Snake, who appears for the first time since Return to Mirrorworld. Voter Ichiro commented that the Sassy/ Dash piece was one of his favorites of the mission, even though it isn't a piece he'd normally like. Ichiro's comments: "As usual, Dash is a centerpiece of AiL, and as usual, he does quite well."

Speaking of his goodbye to Aleena...

Awards:

Best Hero (1 point): Fumblies might have won this as the voter's comments will illustrate, but Dash takes the point. Congrats to me!

Voter's comments: '"Dash. Now, let me justify this real quick. Fumbles may have snagged himself top voting this week, but he isn't a hero in my eyes. He is a man (well, half orc) who wants greatness and would do anything in his power to get it. He has made mistakes, and quests to redeem them, but his motivation isn't just being selflessly good, and that plays to his strength. Dash on the other hand, quests for the sake of adventure, and protects people because it is the right thing to do. That is a hero."

Most dramatic moment - The ending of Goodbye, Loathing. two points each to Konall and Dash. I'm very proud of this moment and the entire co write with us and Aleena.

Voter's comment: "It wasn't over the top, didn't force anything. It was just a depressing scene of two people who had been through a lot coming to terms with things."

Dash's total: 19 (+1+2) = 22 points. Coming in third is Fahari! She's been mentioned for best co write. I believe this is Fahari's best showing in a mission to date. She started out as basically fodder for Live RP's. While Live RP's have fallen to the sideline, she's thrived and really come into her own. Voter Ichiro commented this is the first time she 'actually brought it,' which was a 'nice change of pace.' Her opening solo (which Kris and I helped with) carries through to some co writes with mission winner Sir Fumblies, whom she confronts on his participation in the execution of the ex Knob Goblin King. Even so, she still stands by his side. Congrats, Fahari!

Awards

Funniest Line, 1 point

"I mean, you'll totally knock his breath out!" she corrected excitedly.

"Oh." Fahari nodded wisely, then stopped. "Why would I want to do that?"

Voter comment: "I am not sure what it was, but this line made me laugh, and hard."

Note: I take partial credit (but no points) as I wrote the Feline NPC's.
Note: Funniest line runner up, no points.

On the inside, Aleena changed the holographic displays to show the sights around them, making the walls of the ship appear invisible. It appeared to Aleena, Dash, and Konall as if they were standing in the middle of open space, or in Konall's case, on his knees throwing up into open space.

"I thought you said you wouldn't get sick," said Dash.

2 points, Voter's Choice (favorite RP - How to Prepare a Slaver 2)

As mentioned earlier, Ichiro felt they both brought their A game. Well done! They each earned two points on it.

* Best solo writer, two points

Fahari, How to Save a Season (p2).
Voter's comments: "Because cause it is awesome, that's why."

Points for Fahari 18 (+1+2+2) = 23 points Todd Blackpaws takes fourth! Two characters of yours in a row, Mitch! Congrats. Todd just squeezes forth place away from Zed. Todd comes in fairly late and manages to shine in three co writes with the so called slaver extraction team. He has confrontations with Lalucia and Cattaras, but mostly plays the support role he's most comfortable with, that of the snarky, womanizing but ultimately noble fox bard. Todd might be the ultimate support player in AIL in terms of PC's.

No Awards. Making him the highest ranked PC with none. Todd Blackpoints: 17 paws.. er.. I mean...
Todd Blackpaws: 17 points. As you can tell from Todd's comments, he just barely eeked past fifth place winner Zed Shinestone. Zed did well for himself with battles against Snow White and Zedika Dark. He also had run ins with Queen of Hate and was arguably more active than a few of the higher ranked PC's. Voter points out it's the first time he makes top five in a ranking- he really earned it this mission.

Awards

Favorite NPC, 1 point, Snow White

Voter's comments: This was a tough one, but I think I am going to go with Snow White. Showing up repeatedly through the mission, Snow White managed to be a strong force when she showed up, showed us where she was sided, and was generally pretty awesome.

Plus 3 more points for earning Elite 8 status All three of our Elite 8 candidates had their ups and downs, but ultimately the voter gave it to Snow White. As you'll see in the next award Zed earns, she really paid off big time! Voter added these lines on her Elite 8 status: "Snow surprised me, as I had never seen her before. In just a couple rps, she managed to establish backstory, motivations (yes, the two go hand in hand), and what type of character she was. She stood out this mission for the character she provided, which is a lot to say for an NPC."

* Best fight scene, 2 points - Unfortunate Encounters, Snow White versus Zed.

Voter comments: "Though it drags on a little, this fight scene was a ride from beginning to end. It helps that there was a new villian with new powers to show off."

Best opening, Unfortunate Encounters. 1 point. For the poem.

Voter's comments: "It was a very different opening, and was quite well done, setting the tone for the piece, as well as standing out."

Zed's total: 16 (+1+3+2+1) = 23 points! Coming up next at sixth, newcomer Lalucia certainly earned her spot here! Even though she came into AIL late, she still managed to participate in some solid co-writes. She also debut a potential Elite 8 candidate, Davrom. She was at times confrontational and at other times a solid team player, but her actions always made sense. Ichiro says she came "out of the door swinging, keeping up with many of the best AiL has to offer." No small praise, Lalucia's handler!

Awards

Best RP twist, Lalucia comes to not quite save the day! Two points. I was quite happy with this co write in general. Good job, Lalucia.

Voter's comments: "Lalucia coming to the rescue!... and not actually winning the fight. In a surprising bit of realism, someone trying to intervene and failing to be effective was a nice change of pace."

To be honest, we thought about having it enough of a distraction for Becky and Cattaras to escape. I'm glad we didn't go that route. Lalucia's points: 15(+2)
17 points Tied for 7th - Kadlin & Konall and Cattaras Whiteclaw.

Yeah, the Bearsmashers ended up tying. They did share a co write. Kadlin got another solo in at the end while Konall got his in early. Cattaras was actually pretty active. He kicked the mission off with Becky. He and Becky spent time time as prisoners to the slavers but were able to get free. Meanwhile, the Bearsmashers were pretty much holiday fun all around. Kadlin's last solo sets up things for the future.

Awards

* Best (worst) villain, 1 point, Kadlin

Voter's comments: "We got a lot of what I would call antiheroes this time around, but the straight up villain who stood out the most was Kadlin. Yes, she stands right on that line of antihero and villain, but right now I am leaning more towards the villainy side."

Most dramatic moment - The ending of Goodbye, Loathing. A heartwarming, down to earth finish by Konall and Dash.

Those are the last two award winners of the mission. Points
Kadlin: 14 (+1)
Konall: 14(+1)
Cattaras: 14 Tied for 10th place are the departing Aleena and the just arrived Jen. Another tie with two characters from the same handler, ironically enough. Aleena started off strong but of course departs, which means Jen comes in a bit late, pulling ahead of the other space elves by virtue of being more active. It should be interesting to see where the space elves go from here.

Aleena: 13 points.
Jen: 13 points.
Making 12th place debuts are Tarvel and Glyn. Although the voter found them a lil hard to separate, they did quite well. Solo roleplays and / or writing outside of the Collective Space elves more might have helped.

Tarval: 12 points
Glyn: 12 points

Still, pretty solid considering the competition this mission. Tied for 14th place, Becky Joy and Sassy Snake. They did better than their rankings indicate. Victims of circumstances, Ichiro said. Becky started off the mission but had no solo roleplays. Sassy, meanwhile, returns with an exceptionally good solo then goes on to meet up with Sebastian near the end.

Becky Joy: 11 points
Sassy Snake: 11 points Wildfall and Summer tie for 16th place.
No surprise they'd tie as the characters were designed to go together. Their main highlight in the mission was the roleplay where they meet Todd, who flirts with Summer. The three then manage to run into Lalucia. The four of them, plus Lalucia's Kobolds, set off to save the prisoners, including Cattaras and Becky. Whom Lalucia failed to save earlier. Though Summer and Wildfall come up a little short for missing most of the mission.

Points
10, Summer
10, Wildfall

Finally, Raven ranks last. The character could very easily excel in a future mission, but for this one, Raven only showed up with the space elves, and other than the Space elf debut, I think raven was pushed to the background.

Raven: 7 point debut. That's it! Let's take a look at the season so far!

That means the winner Sir Fumblies took 22 points as did Dash.
They were outscored by Zed and Fahari, who each took 23 points

Season totals!
# 1: Sebastian Dash 110 points! Dash sits atop of the rankings by a fair but. Right now, Sir Fumblies is the only real threat to Dash's lead. Can he rise to the occasion?
# 2 (tied): Aleena: 95 points. Aleena departs this mission, but she goes out as the current number two. Will we see her in the future?
# 2 (tied) Sir Fumblies: 95 points. Fumblies is climbing up the charts thanks to a significant win here!

# 4) Becky Joy: 86 points. Becky is still doing strongly as an overall top five player despite a low score this mission.
# 5) Cattaras Whiteclaw: 69 points. He rounds the overall top five out and could easily climb in the charts.

# 6) Konall Bearsmasher: 63 points. The second ever character to have a bio, Konall should again earn his ranks the next mission.
# 7) Todd Blackpaws: 56 points. Another break through of the mission is Todd Blackpaws!
# 8) Fahari: 55 points. Congratulations to the panthress girl on her high showing.
# 9) Kadlin Bearsmasher: 46. Kadlin's also expected to be a major player in the next mission.
# 10) Cyber Sunset: 43 points. He didn't show up this mission outside a single line where he joins Aleena in leaving the Loathing Kingdom.

# 11) Ozzie Whelk: 35 points. I hope we see more of him again, but I have no idea when that will be.
# 12) Zed Shinestone: 32 points. He debut last mission and was a top scorer this mission. That alone nearly makes him a top 10 player.
# 13) Sassy Snake: 31. She's baaack! About time, too. She debut earlier this mission and finally made her return with a solid solo!
# 14 (tied) Summer: 19. Although only here every so often, she's still pulling in points.
# 14 (tied) Wildfall: 19. He's mostly there for Summer and to keep her stories strong.

# 16) Lalucia: 17. Congratulations on your debut mission! 17 points is something to be proud of.
# 17) Zanther Wolf: 16. We miss Wolf, don't we? I know Becky Joy would!
# 18) Jen: 13. Your first showing. The best of the space elves this mission.
# 19 (tied) Tarval: 12 points. Needs to get out from the pack a little more.
# 19 (tied) Glyn: 12 points. Likewise.

# 21 (tied) Vixen: 11 points. Used in the Finale but only as a NPC.
# 21 (tied) 11- Xodus. Great debut. Not sure when or if we'll see him any further.

# 23) Dios: 10 points. Probably gone. Would have made an awesome pure evil.
# 24) Samus X-Treme: 9 points. Not heard from him in a while which is a shame, considering the writer's knack for comedy.
# 25) Raven: 7. Raven will need development to really start making marks on a mission, but rounded the elves out at least.
# 26) Awakensun (Gail): 5 points. Gail could potentially be a solid player in AIL if she was around more.
# 27) Werevamp: 2 points. Heh. Consider Raven the replacement for the unnamed werevamp, I guess.

# 28 (tied) Amrus. 1 point. Not seen since the sample mission- though I talk to the handler every so often.
# 28 (tied) Lapine. 1 point. Same as earlier. So maybe we'll see more of them both as PC's eventually.

That's it!

J

 

 

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MISSION points!

 

KOL mission point totals- winner in gold
  • Aleena - 13
  • Kadlin Bearsmasher - 15
  • Konall Bearsmasher - 15
  • Todd Blackpaws - 17
  • Sebastian Dash - 22
  • Fahari - 23
  • Sir Fumblies - 22
  • Glyn- 12
  • Jen - 13
  • Becky Joy - 11
  • Lalucia - 17
  • Raven - 7
  • Sassy Snake - 11
  • Zed Shinestone - 23
  • Summer - 10
  • Tarvel - 12
  • Cattaras Whiteclaw - 14
  • Wildfall - 10

Ordered by alphabet
SEASON total to date so far

 

KOL mission point totals- current leader capitalized
  • Aleena - 95
  • Amrus - 1
  • Awakensun (Gail) - 5
  • Kadlin Bearsmasher - 46
  • Konall Bearsmasher - 63
  • Todd Blackpaws - 56
  • Cyber Sunset - 43
  • SEBASTIAN DASH - 110
  • Dios - 10
  • Fahari - 55
  • Sir Fumblies - 95
  • Glyn - 12
  • Jen - 13
  • Becky Joy - 86
  • Lalucia - 17
  • Lapine - 1
  • Raven - 7
  • Sassy Snake - 31
  • Zed Shinestone - 32
  • Summer - 19
  • Tarvel - 12
  • Vixen - 11
  • the werevamp - 2
  • Ozzie Whelk - 35
  • Cattaras Whiteclaw - 69
  • Wildfall - 19
  • Zanther Wolf - 16
  • Xodus - 11
  • Samus Xtreme - 9

 

 
Kingdom of Loathing (KOL) is a (mostly) original online game that apparently has something to do with Asymmetric Publications, LLC, and something called a Jick, who probably copyrighted and trademarked the thing up the wahoozer. Wahoozer is a word I just made up. If you don't like it, bite me. And if you refuse to bite me go to . . . ANYWAY, this is the archive for an interactive writing game based on KOL, and a specific clan within- the Kingdom of KOL. Specific characters belong to their specific owners, specifically, unless specifically stated otherwise. This game was developed by Joshua A. Dexter, with rules based in part on Mercenary and Equinox. This is a non profit game done for entertainment purposes only. If a rash develops on your imagination, desist use immediately and consult a physician, psychologist, or 1-900 psychic for further assistance. KOL forums, store, entry at Answers, KOL's entry at Archive.org, and it's entry at Wikipedia, and KOL's own wiki. - JAD!

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