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Name: Zedekiah Polished
Personality: The part of Zed that stands out most might be his sarcastic charm. Must be an Ireacan thing. He often shows his spiritual side as well. His time with the Blood Clan has proven he is brave and noble. Skills and abilities: Zed's main skill so far has been his skill using his trademark polearm as a weapon. Actually, he's an expert fighter with or without it. It doesn't hurt that he's quite crafty as well. Recent news: Zed was last seen in the battle against Kadlin's summoned beast, Habrodaxus. It's believed that he was on the Morlencir ship when the demon Larry attacked the ship and tore it in half, aided by various other attacks on the Morlencir ship.
Season II so far: One of the many characters to debut during the second season, Zed first met Aleena during "The Third Faction," the mission named for the faction he quickly joined. His first encounter was one with Aleena.. which lead to the two sharing an intimate time, something Aleena's fellow Morlencir, Jen, later vigorously questioned Zed over. Zed's battled on behalf of his clan, the Blood Clan, taking on various combinations of Elite 7 members and Hey Daze 7-Eternal managers over the course of the next several missions. He's also met strange characters such as Becky Joy, Awakesun, the insane Jay and Sassy Snake. He's even travelled to Hey Daze, although he just missed the "chance" to travel to the otherworldy Mirrorworld dimension. Probably for the best. We also see his spiritual side on display repeatedly.
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| Appearances | Mission | Notes |
| Co-roleplay\ flashback |
The Third Faction | Set before the start of his debut mission, this co-write sees Zed out hunting to repay favors owed. He runs across Aleena, who had just returned from the Mirrorworld. When Zed explains his curse to Aleena. The curse excites women around him, sexually attracting them to Zed. She suspects him of having a connection to Kwadlin but he explains he doesn't. Once satisfied with his answer, Aleena finds a more physical satisfaction from Zed as well. |
| Co-roleplay | The Third Faction | Zed sneaks around the former KOKOL outpost and discovers the Penguin Mafia will attack soon. Despite his intense hunger, he helps fight them off. Later, he meets up with hippie Awakensun.. unfortunately for Zed. (Also featured: extensive details on how Konall dresses for a major fight.) |
| Finale | The Third Faction | Zed arrives in time to help Konall Bearsmasher and Sir Fumblies battle the Penguin Mafia and run off Catrina Whiteclaw's squad, aided by Catrina's brother Cattaras and Becky Joy. Earlier, Sebastian Dash, Prince Blahking, Katherine Swift, Aleena and Cyber Sunset battle against the Muri-dan trinity, Black Paladin, Paladin's steed and Jester King of Beasts. |
| Roleplay | Holiday | Zed runs into an old enemy who calls herself Snow White.. She's no princess but she has a couple princesses as hostage, which she uses to force Zed to battle her, vowing to kill all three. As they battle, Princesses Zeala and Jen Pi struggle to get free of their bonds. |
| Co-roleplay | Holiday | Zed and Father Crimbo argue. Zed tries to curse him with a spell, but Crimbo isn't having any of that. Crimbo also talks to Sir Fumblies, who has a major announcement about his involvement in the death of the Goblin King, shared with princesses and others. A mysterious figure watches this all unfold... |
| Roleplay | Holiday | Zed Shinestone battles a slightly confused Zedika Dark, who has set out to kill Sir Fumblies and thinks Shinestone is out to act as interception. It's an awesome battle between the two. |
| Co-roleplay | Holiday | During an encounter with the Queen of Hate, Zed struggles as she and her minions sap his life forces. Dash and the space elves step into help.. well, the space elves do. Afterwards, on the elven ship, Jen expresses her.. discomfort.. over the possibility Zed might have coerced Aleena into intimate relationships. |
| Finale 2/2 | Holiday | Zed aids Konall in a battle against Dark and his minions and Hey Daze allies.. in spite of Zed's weakness to Hey Daze spawned enemies. Meanwhile, other heroes battle against Catalina's slavers, who are trying to recapture their freed former prisoners. |
| Roleplay | Konall's Grudge | Zed investigates after sensing something is off with the Degrassi soil and plant growth. It leads him to a patch of Dryad's Toadstools.. it also leads him to a fight with some Knob Goblin thugs. |
| Co-roleplay | Konall's Grudge | While dancing in the rain, Zed runs into deputy-wannabe Becky Joy, and has, as he describes it, a "dizzying train of conversation." |
| Co-roleplay/ flashback |
Konall's Grudge | Taking place before the previous piece, Zed reports what he's learned about the mushroom patch to Konall, who leads a daring Gnollish rebellion against the Knob Goblins. He recruits Gnollish and attempts to arm them. Meanwhile, his sister Kadlin takes command of the black paladin and later sends out her forces to kill Konall and the rebellion. Special fun cameo, too! |
| Co-roleplay | Konall's Grudge | Zed runs into Sassy Snake and (again) Becky, who are trying to find a Knob Goblin farmer named Shava. (Becky just met Sassy earlier in the story.) The three discuss it and make small talk, but Zed isn't able to help them. |
| Finale | Konall's Grudge | Zed shadows (no pun intended) Becky, her goblins and Sassy Snake into action, where Elite 7 minion Mimi is about to attack innocent Gnollish students. This leads to the heroes battling Kadlin and her support, which includes Zed taking on the shadow puppet king and the king's shadowy puppets. |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul | Zed awakens in the Morlencir spaceship and hears of the latest mission goals for the adventurers. He sets out to investigate the "life machine" in Forest Village. Along the way, he runs into Fahari. The two battle Zedika Dark. Danger lurks in the smoke of Dark's smoke bombs.. |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul | After an earlier ambush, Zed awakens to find himself captive, tied up with Fahari. They confront two of their captors, Vixen and Runic. Later, Cattaras shows up to help them escape. Emotions run high as the situation quickly becomes tense. |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul | Free of Runic and Bandit's bondage, Cattaras, Fahari and Zed.. are quickly captured again by Vixen and Lapine. This time, escape proves to be easier.. a little too easy. And for reasons unknown, they 'drop' and leave behind a key. Later, there's reason to suspect there's more to Lapine and Vixen working for Dark than it initially appeared. Also note: emotions and lust are dangerously high thanks to the life machine's effect. |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul | After dealing with zombies, Zed, Fahari and Cattaras think they see Dark again.. but this time it's Sebastian Dash, who is making out with Katherine Swift! After breaking that up and arguing, the group splits up into three pairs and sets out about dealing with the mission. Zed is as uncomfortable with all of this are Fahari and Cattaras. |
| Finale 2/2 | Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul | Zed aids Konall and other heroes in defending Forest Village against the Queen of Hate's playing cards in an epic, pun filled battle. Zed finds himself defending the East gates. |
| Roleplay | Return to Hey Daze | Zed calls out to Lady of the Snake (a deity [?] from Ireaca) to send him a guide to Hey Daze. The spirit sent to guide Zed seems to share quite a history with him... |
| Co-roleplay | Return to Hey Daze | Zed has a very strange meeting with a very insane person, Jay. (And Jay's shoulder demon, Lou.) The two explore Hey Daze and split ways. It's a strange but funny little piece. |
| mention | Return to Hey Daze | Jay mentions meeting Zed as Jay meets up with Catrina. Lou tries to open a portal to get them home - but the spell on her prevents it. |
| Co-roleplay | Return to Hey Daze | Zed meets up with Konall Bearsmasher, who got into Hey Daze by drinking himself to near-death. Catrina soon tracks the two down for a very emotional scene, which Jay interrupts simply by showing up. Oh- and all along the way are demons and minotaurs to battle. Lots of them! |
| Finale 1/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Zed and Konall finish off the minotaurs only to notice Jay and Catrina are missing. Elsewhere in the Finale, Dash and the space elves deal with a twisted version of the futuristic city of Honorburg. Fahari and Todd Blackpaws meet up. Cyber Sunset and Wildfall team up. All this and more! |
| Finale 2/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Zed and Konall head towards a group of mountains that have mysteriously sprung up. Kadlin Bearsmasher finishes dealing with the Penguin Mafia and moves on to face the space elves. Meanwhile, the other heroes contend with their individual problems. The small groups start to merge into bigger groups as they move towards the new group of mountains. |
| Finale 3/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Zed and Konall meet up with Todd, Catrina and Fahari and head to Honorburg, where Dash, Tarvel and Glyn have their own problems. Elsewhere, Fumblies, Becky and company move towards the mountains. Wildfall, Cyber Sunset and space elf Slyenia, victorious over Wild Bull, continue their journey. Aleena meets up with Konall, Zed and company. Other heroes meet up as well. |
| Finale 4/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Zed Shinestone is one of the many warriors battling the evil Kadlin Bearsmasher and her army, with Catrina's soul on the line! |
| Rollover | 10 Scenarios | Ten different although sometimes related scenarios threaten the kingdom, the world and worlds beyond. These are spelled out between Kadlin's vision of what might be to come and Konall's meeting with KOKOL. Zed is there during that meeting, helping make plans to deal with the Elite 8. Elsewhere, the Penguin Mafia controls Seaside Town. |
| Roleplay | 10 Scenarios | The spirit of death (?) talks to Zed. Even the spirit is relying on Zed's side to win against Kadlin Bearsmasher. |
| mention | 10 Scenarios | Although Zed isn't in this part of the finale, he is mentioned as backup to Sir Fumblies. |
| Finale 2/4 | 10 Scenarios | Zed battles Linnea the Scream Queen and her ultra-rare minions as Konall, Catrina, Vixen, Fumblies and others try to reach the tower where Dash, Konall and Slyenia battle a traitor. Elsewhere, other heroes (including the former crew of the then-Penultimate Airship) join Prince Blahking's New Elite 7 in battle against the Elite 8 and the demonic managers of Hey Daze. |
| Finale 3/4 | 10 Scenarios | Zed and the other heroes have joined Konall & Dash for the aforementioned epic battle against Kadlin, but Kadlin switches things up by summoning a dark minion. Konall tries to pursue Kadlin while the other heroes are left to deal with the beast, who is about to bring the tower down. Elsewhere: The epic conclusion to the Elite 7/ 8 battle! |
Kingdom of Loathing (KOL) is a (mostly) original
online game that apparently has something to do with Asymmetric
Publications, LLC, and something called a Jick, who probably copyrighted
and trademarked the thing up the wahoozer. Wahoozer is a word I just made
up. If you don't like it, bite me. And if you refuse to bite me go
to . . . ANYWAY, this is the archive for an interactive writing game
based on KOL, and a specific
clan within- the Kingdom
of KOL. Specific characters belong to their specific owners, specifically,
unless specifically stated otherwise. This game was developed by Joshua
A. Dexter, with rules based in part on Mercenary
and Equinox. This is
a non profit game done for entertainment purposes only. If a rash develops
on your imagination, desist use immediately and consult a physician, psychologist,
or 1-900 psychic for further
assistance. KOL forums,
store, entry
at Answers, KOL's
entry at Archive.org,
and it's entry
at Wikipedia, and KOL's own wiki.
- JAD In other words, I don't own KOL, or KOKOL, and KOKOL doesn't own KOL. Get it?