Official player bio

 

 

Confident cocky and athletic, Glyn is a perfect fit for AIL

Name: Glyn
Height: 5'10
Weight: 179 lbs.
Class: Disco Bandit
Profession: Extreme sports athlete/ physical trainer
First public appearance: Arrival at Kingdom of Loathing, appearance in communication with S. Dash
First AiL Appearance:  Embrace Eternity part 1
Updated: August 9, 2016 (through Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5)

Personality: Athletic. Playful. Confident. Sarcastic. Confident and competent. Glyn is usually seen along with the other space elves but stands out on his own due to his boisterous personality and sharp wit. He can be a bit impatient though.

Skills and abilities: Glyn's an expert with his energy bow. He also tends to use his brains and strategy to aid more combat oriented allies. He once hacked into Hey Daze itself.

Recent news: We're not quite sure where the space elves will wind up next in light of Kadlin's defeat.
 

Season II so far: After being stranded on the planet, Morlencir Queen Aleena is finally able to contact her people! Jen puts together a group of four space elves to travel to this "Planet of Loathing"; herself, Raven, Travel and Glyn.

The two meet Sebastian Dash and quickly join him in battle against the Black Paladin. Glyn and the elves battle other Elite 8 members, slavers from Catalina and Hey Daze demons. They meet up with King MTiger, and eventually travel to the hellish Hey Daze itself to help rescue the soul of Catrina. Later, Glyn joins the battle against the Elite 8 yet again in a battle for control of Degrassi Knoll.

 
Note: Glyn's history is updated through Season 2's 10th mission, 10 Scenarios.

 

 

Glyn (First appearance: Holiday )
Appearances Mission Notes
Co-roleplay Holiday Finally able to contact her Morlencir kingdom, Aleena gets in touch with a space elf known as Jen, who puts together a party of four to help Aleena's allies Sebastian Dash and Konall Bearsmasher. Four elves are going to the Loathing planet for their own reasons. For Glyn, it's for a physical challenge and to experience the customs of a strange new world.. but he'll have to overcome his fear of atmospheric flight. The quartet meet up with Sebastian Dash but quickly come under attack from the Black Paladin and two unknowns.
Co-roleplay Holiday It's an epic battle as Glyn, Tarvel, Jen, Raven and Sebastian take on the Black Paladin and his two allies, Soul Shield (who repeatedly tries to drain the heroes' life energy) and a shadow puppet king. After a clever battle, Paladin escapes.. with Jen and Dash!
Co-roleplay Holiday Black Paladin abandons Dash and Jen, who discuss Jen's history with Aleena as they make their way back towards the ship. Glyn correctly surmises Dash will be taking his horse to Seaside Town to deal with their two prisoners.. and to meet King Mtiger.
Co-roleplay Holiday Glyn and the other Morlencir arrive in Seaside Town, quickly greeted by Katherine Swift who is giving out toys to children. Dash arrives. They meet with King MTiger and Prince Blahking. It's more eventful than it sounds. Fun cameo too.
Co-roleplay Holiday As Zed Shinestone struggles to escape the Queen of Hate, Glyn announces backup has arrived in the form of Sebastian and the space elves! Well.. Dash isn't staying. The Queen of Hate battles the elves, and eventually cuts and runs, vanishing into her army of cards of hate. Later, Jen questions a recovering Zed over Zed's relationship with Aleena.. and the role of Zed's mysterious magics in the encounter.
Finale 1/2 Holiday Glyn and the space elves arrive at the end of the Finale. Glyn seems pleased to find Dr. Darth isn't willing to surrender.
Finale 2/2 Holiday Glyn takes out multiple cards with his energy bow as the space elves help battle the bosses of Hey Daze. Later, they go to check on Sebastian Dash's efforts in aiding Lalucia, Cattaras Whiteclaw and others battling Catalinan Slavers.
mention Konall's Grudge While meeting with Dash, Jen mentions Glyn is meeting with Konall Bearsmasher.
Co-roleplay Konall's Grudge The meeting Jen mentioned is going down about the same time. Glyn meets Konall. They discuss the the threat his sister and her glaive pose to the world. Or more. They agree they need to get it out of her possession and get rid of it... even if it means ending her life.
Finale Konall's Grudge Glyn gets a flash of a scene: Elite 8 lackey Mimi is about to open fire on innocent Gnollish. The two are joined by Dash, Becky Joy, the other elves and more in the battle vrs. Kadlin, Mimi, Soul Shield and others.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Glyn sets up a space elf version of the mind link so Dash and the elves can plan out how to deal with Kadlin Bearsmasher's weather altering magic.. and how to protect the Gnolls of Degrassi Knoll. Dash and Cattaras split up to do their own thing while Glyn and the elves start helping the wounded.
Cameo Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Zed Shinestone aids Glyn and the others with the problems with the weather dissaters magic in Degrassi. Later, Zed meets up with Fahari. The two battle Zedika Dark.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Glyn, Tarvel and Raven enter the forest to help protect three furries from the slavers who hunt them. Raven coordinates.
Finale 1/2 Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Glyn (and the elves) use their tech to track down the slavers, rushing in to help Sir Fumblies and Jarlsboris Wildfall battle the slavers. Kadlin Bearsmasher and Todd Blackpaws are there, too. In fact, Todd's the key.
Cameo Return to Hey Daze Aleena feeds Sebastian an image of Glyn's meeting with Konall as the two discuss the potential threat of the Dark Ones and Dash asks for help entering Hey Daze.
mention Return to Hey Daze Tarvel reflects on a lost friend and the upcoming mission. Glyn's already left for the forest.
mention Return to Hey Daze During the return of Cyber Sunset, it's mentioned that Tarvel, Glyn and Dash are already at the meeting point.
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Sebastian and Glyn bicker in the forest and are joined by Tarvel. They meet up with Blackpaws, Wildfall and Fahari and later, Cyber Sunset, Aleena and other space elves.

Aleena and a few elves stay behind as Tarvel and the others cross into Hey Daze.

Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Glyn is impatient as the heroes arrive in Hey Daze. Soon enough, a black fog envelops them and leaves the team scattered. Glyn and Tarvel find themselves alongside Sebastian in a destroyed version of Honorburg. Fahari faces her worst nightmare.. again. Wildfall and Cyber Sunset end up in a desert while Todd wakes up in a dream.. that goes bad as soon as he realizes it's too good to be true.
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Sebastian, Glyn and Tarvel are stranded in a ruined, destroyed version of Sebastian's old stomping grounds, Honorburg. They try to determine what it is and how to get out. Dash also gives his insight into what actually happened and what he thinks the vision means. Then, the trio find themselves under an attack.
Finale 1/4 Return to Hey Daze Dash and Tarvel try to hold off otherworldly beasts in the faux-ruins of Honorburg. Elsewhere, Konall and Zed search for Catrina Whiteclaw while the other heroes have problems of their own.
Finale 2/4 Return to Hey Daze Unable to simply stop the attack, Glyn uses Sebastian's memories to call up a phantom army of heroes to help them fight. Elsewhere, Aleena and Jen prepare a defense against Kadlin, who smashes through both the Penguin Mafia and said defenses to battle the space elves! Also: The various groups start to make their way towards mountains that have sprung up out of nowhere.
Finale 3/4 Return to Hey Daze Jay manages to free his shoulder demon Lou in a rather painful way. The two then run across Catrina again. Elsewhere, Glyn, Tarvel and Sebastian meet up with Becky Joy, Sir Fumblies and Wolf. The two set for the strange mountains in the distance.
Finale 4/4 Return to Hey Daze Glyn and the other heroes are finally fully assembled - to face Kadlin Bearsmasher and her evil crew! Catrina's soul is on the line.
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios Jarlsboris Wildfall has arrived to the Blood Clan. Fumblies greets him. Glyn gets his opinions on the events going on- and what Wildfall thinks might be the biggest threat.
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios Wildfall and Glyn trade barbs and meet the insane wanderer Jay. After Jay leaves, Wildfall, Glyn and Knob Goblin Brute Tus battle Mortimer of the Muri-Dan Trinity.
Finale 1/4 10 Scenarios While Prince Blahking leads an attack on the Kadlin's Elite 8, Glyn helps defend Degrassi against more of her army. Elsewhere, Konall leads an attack against Kadlin's allies while other heroes attempt to get to her tower to join the battle.
Finale 2/4 10 Scenarios Glyn, Todd, Wildfall and company get some assistance in Degrassi from the mysterious protagonist and his assortment of fantasy allies, who explains to Glyn the dangers of the Shinpire who have stolen the fantasy heroes' ship. Elsewhere, Vixen and Zed battle Scream Queen Linnea and try to work their way to the tower, where Kadlin attacks both her traitorous ally and Konall & company.
Finale 3/4 10 Scenarios Glyn battles Mortimer and Snow Queen, part of the highlights of the battle pitting Prince Blahking's Elite 7 (and backup) against the new Elite 8, backed up by the managers of Hey Daze. Elsewhere, Kadlin flees the tower, leaving a dark beast to battle the heroes. Konall attempts to follow her.

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Adventures in Loathing


 Kingdom of Loathing (KOL) is a (mostly) original online game that apparently has something to do with Asymmetric Publications, LLC, and something called a Jick, who probably copyrighted and trademarked the thing up the wahoozer. Wahoozer is a word I just made up. If you don't like it, bite me. And if you refuse to bite me go to . . . ANYWAY, this is the archive for an interactive writing game based on KOL, and a specific clan within- the Kingdom of KOL. Specific characters belong to their specific owners, specifically, unless specifically stated otherwise. This game was developed by Joshua A. Dexter, with rules based in part on Mercenary and Equinox. This is a non profit game done for entertainment purposes only. If a rash develops on your imagination, desist use immediately and consult a physician, psychologist, or 1-900 psychic for further assistance. KOL forums, storeentry at AnswersKOL's entry at Archive.org, and it's entry at Wikipedia, and KOL's own wiki. - JAD

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