Official player bio

 

 

The Ireacan rogue.. and frequent travel buddy of Todd Blackpaws

Name: Jarlsboris Wildfall
Height: 6'
Weight: 210 lbs
Class: Disco Bandit
Profession: Summer's guardian
First public appearance: Summer and he initially made their presence felt when they moved to Middletown
First AiL Appearance:  Summer and Wildfall: Drug induced passion
Updated: July 16, 2016 (through Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5)

Personality: Charming, irrelevant, witty, sarcastic. That about sums it up. He's also quite brave and willing to do the right thing.

Skills and abilities: Master of the wooden shillelagh. Tough, determined brawler. Strong against cold attacks, he's also a tactical fighter capable of staying cool under the pressure of a big game fight.

Recent news: After battling against demons and the Elite 8 (not alone!), "Wildey" has more recently found himself searching for Sassy Snake in the aftermath of said battle.
 

Season II so far: After a confusing, conflicted debut with Summer in the otherworldly "Mirrorworld," Summer and Wildfall are again seen in the Holiday mission, helping battle slave traders from Catalina. Later, Wildfall travels with Todd, battling undead slavers in Ninja Village, joining a party to rescue Catrina Whiteclaw from Hey Daze, and eventually saving a captive Sassy Snake before participating in a battle against the Elite 8. After, the two reunite with Sassy...


Note: Wildfall's history is updated through Season 2's 10th mission, 10 Scenarios.

 

 

Jarlsboris Wildfall (First appearance: Return to Mirrorworld )
Appearances Mission Notes
Finale 2/2 The Philler Gang They're the unnamed cameo in this Finale part 2. After being kidnapped, Wildfall isn't sure he wants any part of the big battle against Philler, but Summer convinces him that they need to take part in it!
mention Return to Mirrorworld Even before their debut, Wildfall and Summer are mentioned in their hired protector Xodus's debut. He reflects on their meeting and adventures in Honorburg.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld Wildfall and Summer debut together in a co-write that has everything their co-writes special; sex, humor and the two arguing slightly childishly.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld After arguing over Wildfall's water in a pouch (he wouldn't share) and then spilling it, Wildfall and his gal pal Summer have to fight a bipedal lizard ... with a metal shield and teamwork. That means teamwork and a lesson learned!
Finale 1/3 Return to Mirrorworld The forces against Kwadlin are starting to come together - but the heroes are still fighting each other! Summer and Wildfall attack both Cyber Sunset and Xodus.
Finale 2/3 Return to Mirrorworld Xodus gets Wildfall and Summer to back off. The three- and several other Adventurers - battle dark beasts before coming across Kwadlin- and falling to the telepathic mind control of his minion, Konall Numberscruncher.
Finale 3/3 Return to Mirrorworld Finally free of the mind control of Numberscruncher, the heroes still face the neigh-impossible task of taking down Kwadlin and his minions.
Co-roleplay Holiday Wildfall seems a little jealous when Summer flirts with Todd Blackpaws. After, the three run into Lalucia, trading information with her and agreeing to help her attempt to rescue Becky Joy and Cattaras Whiteclaw.
Cameo Holiday Not really 'in' this roleplay- but Summer and Wildfall play a key role as they are guarding the exit on the escape route as Lalucia, Becky Joy and others attack the slavers hideout.
Co-roleplay Holiday After their assault on the slavers, our heroes have set up a camp so they- including the ones rescued from the slaver camp- can rest for a bit. Wildfall and Lalucia discuss how to best go about it. Later, Wildfall watches as Todd, Cattaras and Lalucia argue then resolve things. Kind of.
Co-roleplay Holiday The camp is interrupted.. by a slaver attack! Summer thinks they should run, but Wildfall realizes they have to protect the wounded. Todd and others are here, too.
Finale 2/2 Holiday The battle against the slavers is no easy task, but thankfully, Sebastian Dash and other heroes show up. Elsewhere, Konall and Zed Shinestone lead the battle vs demons from Hey Daze.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Todd Blackpaws, annoyed over the recent news on the slavers arriving in the Kingdom, literally runs into Wildfall in a bar. After avoiding a brawl, Todd (again literally) runs into Sir Fumblies, who has Fahari along with him. They set out to handle the slaver problem.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Todd, Wildfall, Sir Fumblies and Fahari run into a strange old ninja in Ninja Town. Then, Fahari determines she is required in the other half of the mission. After, Todd, Wildfall and Fumblies battle a group of slaver thugs.. and their undead.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Wary of ambushes, Wildfall, Todd and Fumblies talk to some of the local ninjas, including a very interesting "Old man ninja." And a couple of female ninjas with a unique way of speaking.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Wildfall and Todd run into another pair of female ninjas with a different - still unique- way of speaking. They promise to help fight off the slaver invasion of Ninja Town.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Wildfall and Todd outwit themselves dealing with some slaver thugs- but thankfully Sir Fumblies is around to help.
Finale Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Todd and Wildfall battle the slavers with the help of Sir Fumblies, space elves and more. Including the Vixen Goddess and Kadlin Bearsmasher!
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Todd and Wildfall joke around and run into Fahari. They discuss the women of Ninja Village- and Todd's recent encounter with the goddess Vixen. Oh... and they're being watched by 'dark' forces...
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Wildfall, Todd, Fahari and Dash (and his Honorburg ally Cyber Sunset) meet up with several space elves in the Spooky Forest. Leaving a few elves behind for cover, they enter the Morlencir portal to Hey Daze..
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Wildfall and the other heroes enter Hey Daze. Before they can figure what they're doing, they're engulfed in smoke. When it clears up, the heroes have been split up into different smaller groups around Hey Daze, mostly based off memories. Wildfall and Cyber Sunset find themselves in a hellish landscape similar to Sunset's Lone Star.
Finale 1/4 Return to Hey Daze Catrina and her would-be rescuers are still split up into smaller group. Each is dealing with their own particular "hell." For Wildfall and Cyber Sunset, that means battling a gigantic manbull trying to crush them to death.
Finale 2/4 Return to Hey Daze Wildfall's cleverness comes into play against Wild Bull. Some heroes are still dealing with their own problems while others are starting to come reunite.
Finale 3/4 Return to Hey Daze Wildfall tries to recover from the battle as our various groups of heroes make their way towards the Suddenrise Mountains. (Which had, true to their name, suddenly arisen out of nowhere earlier.)
Finale 4/4 Return to Hey Daze The heroes reunited... verses Kadlin Bearsmasher and her forces! In Hey Daze!! For Catrina's soul!!! (Exclamation point level excitement here, folks.)
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios Wildfall makes his way to the Blood Clan headquarters where he offers to help with all the end-of-world troubles going on. He runs into Sir Fumblies and the space elf Glyn there. He also gets assigned to serve under Tus. To his, let's say, "delight."
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios After trading barbs with space elf Glyn, the two run into the random Ireacan Jay. Also: Glyn, Wildfall and Goblin Brute Tus battle the Muri-Dan of the Trinity.
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios Sassy Snake returns! When helping with the wounded gets to be too much, Sassy goes to get some fresh air.. and winds up in the clutches of some thugs! They take her to their camp.. thankfully, Wildfall and Todd Blackpaws are on the scene!
Finale 1/4 10 Scenarios Cattaras and Glyn lead Wildfall, Todd, Becky Joy, Sassy Snake, and Jay into battle against Kadlin's evil loyalist Knob Goblins.. and their demonic support! Elsewhere: Prince Blahking's Elite 7 battle the New Elite 8. Sir Fumblies, Vixen, Fahari, Catrina and more try to reach Kadlin's tower, where Dash, Konall and space elf Sylenia battle a traitor.
Finale 2/4 10 Scenarios Wildfall and company finish up with their problems and move on to help Blahking's Elite 7 battle the Elite 8, who are joined by the four managers of 7-Eternal. The assault on the traitor in Kadlin's tower continues. After, Kadlin makes her play for ultimate dark power.
Finale 3/4 10 Scenarios The enhanced Elite 7/ 8 battles comes to a dramatic conclusion! Meanwhile, Kadlin escapes, leaving a dark beast to battle Dash, Konall and their makeshift army. Konall attempts to pursue his sister Kadlin.

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