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Mission: Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin
Season 3, mission #2
MISSION INFORMATION

This is the out of character mission information and RP Notes for our "Rats and Bats" mission, and we get plenty of both and some to spare! This mission sees our new player's debut of Koumori along with a couple season three debuts from season 2 player characters as well!


Check out the notes on "Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin."


MISSION INFO

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Only piece missing notes:
Shelldor's only solo

 
Mission notice - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Here it is: the official job notification for "Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin."

This quest is not a split quest. Despite the title and premise, this is all a single mission. The goal is to stop the rats and bats from making trouble. There is no need to pre-title the RP title with Rats or Bats although if you feel justified in doing so, you can.

The current plan is to have roleplaying go on about two months til the roleplay deadline. (Til late June.) That'll give me time to wrap things up with the voter and post the Finale, plus start a new mission, before my real life vacation at the end of July.

I'll try to get information on Bonus Point Awards up here soon and edit it in.

Since I don't want the Finale to take as long as this one did to write, I'm thinking I'll try harder to skip having to write the set-up scenes with characters. So if your character isn't in a good spot to go into the Final story, I'll probably 'time skip' forward in their story and let you fill in the blanks later. So hopefully I can get the Finale done without having to take a month or or more to write it.

So we will probably be looking at a shorter Finale story this time around, too. But one that gets posted a little quicker.

If you have questions on the mission or need ideas, feel free to post it here. Remember this mission is being handed out by the Council of Loathing. If you're not sure where to start, try to figure why your character would take part in this mission or how they'd get drawn into it. You could also start with a side story or a co-write and use that to involve your character in the game.

This is all I really have to say. I'm going to be talking to some KOL players about trying to get more KOL minibosses into the Elite 8. If you wanna talk about that, feel free to post here.

RP notes will go up next! That's it for now!

 

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Mission notice II - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
We've got six Bonus Points to announce for this mission. We might announce more if we feel activity justifies it.

Here's information on the first two awards.

This mission focuses on two members of the Somber Six. Two KOL minibosses; the Boss Bat and Rat King. We want to encourage you to use either the minibosses themselves or their lackeys.

Two Points for "Best use of the Bat faction"
Two Points for "Best use of the Rat faction"

Using both factions in a single roleplay will make it eligible to win either of the two awards but not both.

In other words, you can be eligible for one of the two awards by using the Boss Bat or Rat King in your story, or their army or bats or rats, or any allies of the two. This includes enemies you make up or write to be allies to the Bat and Rat. There's no specific way you have to use them. They might be an interlude, you might have them battling your heroes, or talking, or spying on your heroes.

We'll have more information on the Somber Six on the boards in the near future; stay tuned for that.

Each award will be given for a roleplay, battle, or ongoing storyline at the voter's discretion.

 
The next two awards will work a little differently. There's going to be a first place award and second place award for both of these.

Best Solo roleplay refers to any roleplay with only a character or characters from a single handler. If someone else writes with you but only uses their NPC's, it would count as a solo.

Best Co-write refers to any roleplay with characters from at least two or more handlers.

For example, if Bina and I write a story with her character (Mary Kate) and mine (Wildfall) in the same story, it would be a co-write, even if the two characters don't meet during the story.

If Bina and I write together, but I only write for a NPC like one of Becky Joy's Goblins, it would count as a Mary Kate solo.

If I write a story where my characters Becky Joy and Wildfall meet, it would count as my solo even though it uses two different player characters.

There will be a First place award for each which is worth three points. Or you could win runner-up for Best Solo or Co-write, which is worth one point.

 

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Mission notice III - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Just to let ya all know (as a player), Mary Kate, Mitch and I have a cameo planned for Baron Van Ratsworth in our story.. not sure how involved he'll be.

 

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RP notes - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Go ahead and post RP notes for mission two (Season 3) here!

As a reminder, there's no need to pre-title the RP title with Rats or Bats although if you feel justified in doing so, you can.

Try to get the basic notes on the roleplay and anything the other players should know here. This section is not intended to be spoiler free.

 

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Mary Kate, Shelldor and Wildfall's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Shelldor

 
In Familiar Faces, Bob goes to the council building, and has a talk with Mary. Shelldor recognises Wildfall as a familiar face. Bob finds new purpose.

 

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Mary Kate and Wildfall's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Wildfall

 
We did a lil "Jarlsy" Wildfall & Mary Kate followup to the bit with us and Shelldor.

They run through the grass barefoot in the rain, but that proves unpleasant. Wildfall gets Mary to confront her fears about not being a good enough healer - and gets her to see that she is a great healer.

Wildfall explains why he wants them to go over their story even though they don't intent to lie. They make their way to Degrassi where they end up splitting up.

RP title: Grass is Greener

 

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Sassy Snake's first of seven solos - archive copy
Blackeagle, Todd Blackpaws, Fahari, Mary Kate and Wildfall - archive copy
Posted by: Sassy Snake

 
I got a couple more to report on.

"Do we really want to go on this mission?" is Sassy Snake's first story for this mission. First of many hopefully. It focuses on the four- Sassy, Linger, Icy and Bristle - asking the above question, although before that, Sassy also gets into it with a less than honest vendor and then buys berries from a seemingly more honest old woman.

Then there's The Degrassi meet, which starts with Blackeagle interested in the stolen grass seed formula. However, they're quite suspicious when Wildfall and Mary pop into town, asking all sorts of questions. The four nearly get into a fight before sitting down to talk it out and realizing they're all on the same side. Mary is quite interested in the grass seed as well, wondering if it's already used for the grass near Seaside Town.

Wildfall and Mary part companies, run into Fahari and Todd, and discuss religion and other details, with Todd still trying to flirt with Mary......

 

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Sassy Snake's second of seven solos - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Ya know how these RP notes are spoilery by nature? Well, this one is spoilery. It's for the RP titled "Sassy's New Ring." Icy and Bristle are starting to show interest in the idea of going on the mission but Sassy isn't sure so she decides to take a walk. She runs into a kindly old lady from the last roleplay - Grelva is her name- Sassy buys some fruit from her.

Things are going well.. til a massive horde of rats and flock of bats rushes the two, destroying and/ or stealing everything in their path.. and viciously attacking Grelva and Sassy. Linger, still at the bar, senses something's wrong and rushes off. He ends up saving the two women.. but Grelva passes away in the middle of the night while Sassy rests. (After giving Sassy the ring, which is the title for the story, obviously.)

Sassy ends up deciding to go after the rats and bats to get vengeance...

 

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Mary Kate's first of two solos - archive copy
Posted by: Mary Kate

 
In Mary's Amazing First Solo, Mary is ticked off that Wildfall took off and left her alone-- she runs into the Captain, him assigning Omar and Naomi as her guards.

 

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Fahari, Mary Kate, Todd and Wildfall - archive copy
Posted by: Wildfall

 
To quote Mary Kate's handler, Bina: "In Battywompus, Wildfall is attacked by swarms of bats and Mary, Todd and Fahari come to Wildfall's aid and Mary has to patch up his wounds."

There is some more great interaction with the four. While Wildfall's off being taken care of, Fahari and Mary (joined by Naomi and Omar, who are tasked with guarding Mary) take on the bats, who retreat.. towards a handful of Muri-Dan (the hated rat furries) and Baron Von Ratsworth of the Sinister Six...

 

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Koumori's only solo - archive copy
Posted by: Koumori

 
Hello from the batty blood drinking Shinobi...

Not much really to say right now other than he's a literal bat-man.. :P :ph43r:

If anyone has any questions I'd be glad to answer though.

 

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Fahari, Mary Kate, Todd and Wildfall - archive copy
Posted by: Mary Kate

 
In the story The Fab Four Flight For Freedom, Mary, Wildfall, Todd and Fahari are retreating from the rats and bats while bickering within the group. While retreating, Mary sees and approaching group of Muri-Dan an continue their retreat expecting the Muri-Dan to follow but they don't.

 

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Sassy Snake's third of seven solos - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
"Gem and the Mole-ograms" - the newest Sassy Snake roleplay! Sassy's eyes are hurting, sensitive to the sun. Her allies- Bristle, Icy and Linger- are worried. But Sassy tells them they are just heading to the bats' cave anyway. They run into a couple "street urchins," whatever those are, named Mole and Gem. From whom the RP tolls.. er.. is titled.

The two want to help.

Sassy isn't sure they'd be helpful for much but they prove their knowledge of the proper weapons to use in a cave- and where to buy them- could prove useful. So the heroes, minus Linger, buy new weapons nearby.

They head to the cave. Linger stays outside to guard the spare unused weapons. The rest enter the cave, ready to raise some trouble in the bat-cave.

Great job Sassy and great job everyone so far!

 

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Fahari, Mary Kate, Todd and Wildfall - archive copy
Posted by: Wildfall

 
We got a nice lil bit of character building for Mary (with Fahari) and Wildfall (with his old buddy Todd) titled the love adviser(s) which is....

Just that, really. Wildfall and Todd are going to get some food and Todd tries to keep Wildfall's mind off the pain he's in, so of course, Todd talks to him about his (Wildfall's) feelings about Mary. Wildfall has no idea what he's feeling for her.

Mary isn't quite sure how she feels about him and asks Fahari for advice. Mary K vows to ask him how she feels.

Later, after Todd and Fahari go off.. somewhere.. Wildfall and Mary bond as she tries to heal him- he's got a fever already- and he gets her to eat. They seem to skip out on discussing their feelings for each other for the moment.

Heh.. she starts with dessert. tsk tsk

 

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Sassy Snake's forth of seven solos - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
After editing - with some big time help from Bina- I've posted Sassy's story for her again.

The story is lengthy but pretty simple. Sassy's quartet are still travelling with Mole and Gem. They pick up a sound before the others. The sound of thousands of rats moving as a group towards them. Sassy and company retreat over some rocky grounds, but are sure the rats will be able to follow them.

They set up camp. Eventually, Linger and Mole wake Sassy up after Mole seems to see something in the distance. Mole and Linger wake the others up.. and then Sassy sees a rather dignified rat coming under a white flag. The Baron, maybe? Who knows?

Sassy doesn't trust rats.

PS: Yeah, I said rather; I don't regret the pun. Heh.

 

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Sassy Snake's fifth of seven solos - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Another Sassy story is up. "A chitchat with a Fat Rat" has the sole rat who came into the camp unarmed claiming to be Baron Von Ratsworth's cousins.

Mole masquerades as leader of the group to protect Sassy during the meeting and assigns them all fake names. Ratso, the aforementioned rat, always seems to know more than he lets on. He blames most of the trouble on the Rat King, saying he only has about sixty rats or so with him and the rest are the King's. Ratso asks for the leader of the group to come meet the Baron.. unarmed.

Mole decides to take the chance and go. Later, Gem sneaks out, claiming she knows who is behind the Seaside attacks. She vows to stop him before he gets away. Sassy and the rest, of course, decide to set out to find her in the morning.

I wonder what's next for Sassy?

 

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Koumori, Mary Kate and Wildfall's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Wildfall

 
"Bat spit crazy" features Wildfall, Mary Kate and Koumori.

Wildfall wants to get out after a night's and morning's rest, but MaryKate isn't having it.

She goes out and find Koumori, realizing the bat (furry) is injured, unable to fly. Koumori isn't sure what to make of her, and she offers her arm for him to feed on.

Thankfully, he only takes a bit. Mary realizes the bat saliva numbed her pain and takes some to Wildfall to put on his arm. Wildfall whines about bat spit, but she gets her way and he starts feeling better almost immediately.

Oh, except for the side effects. Dizziness and maybe nausea. Wildfall goes to sleep it off while Mary decides to read some books while she watches him.

 

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Sassy Snake's sixth of seven solos - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
Almost forget these notes.

I'll just copy them from the AIL newsletter. :D

(Gem) A Gem of a Precious Story basically focuses on Gem returning to town to confront Mr King, who she believes was behind the deal of the elderly merchant Grelva. Certainly looks like Mr King might be behind it, but Gem's going to have a hard time proving that with a shotgun aimed at her head. Luckily, Bris is on the way.. great lil story on this one!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/AiL/index.php?showtopic=849

 

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Mary Kate's final solo - archive copy
Posted by: Mary Kate

 
In "Mary Kate Shopping" (also Shopping With Pirates) Mary Kate's solo leaves Wildfall recovering in their room at the Inn while she goes to meet Omar and Naomi for a trip to Degrassi. Mary is going to set up a surprise for Wildfall and see her old friend the Captain. She also has a job for Naomi and Omar to do for her. Cute story and quick reading.

 

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Sassy Snake's final solo - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
How to Become a Doser in Three Not-so-easy steps!

 
Sassy's latest solo focuses on her training Icy to be her apprintance. To earn the rank of "doser," as Sassy calls it, the first step on Icy learning to become a 'master healer.' This goes down in Sassy's secret garden. Icy is given a crystal blade and steel skinning knife to help her get started.

There's three steps here, per the title. First Icy has to get firebrand berries off their bush without destroying their bush - but they burn if you touch them while they're still on the vine. Icy uses the ribbon from her hair to get them off to earn some firebrand gloves that'll let her pick the berries directly off the bush.

She then has to deal with opening Sassy's throcklefruit, which she eventually figures out. Then there's a final test where Icy gets a box with nine things that look like stones. Only 3 are stones. She has two minutes to figure which three are berries and which three are nuts to be cracked open. She then has to deliver the rest to Sassy. She passes this test with seven seconds to spare.

Sassy then gives her a belt pouch and a mantle for passing her test, and a necklace with several valuable gems just because she's pretty, I guess.

I'm not sure where Sassy got all these goodies, but afterwards, she shows Icy a wooden throne that will be hers to rest and study from. Sassy grabs Linger; they intend to head to the tavern next.

Also, since she's a doser now, Icy changes her name to Crystal Ice, per tradition, which is a neat little bonus for the story.

 

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Blackeagle, Mary Kate and Wildfall's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Mary Kate

 
In When Bats and Rats attack featuring Wildfall and Mary. Blackeagle met with the professor to get details of the theft of his research project and the evidence is pointing to rats being responsible. On the way back to the tavern, they are attacked by bats and are given a safe haven in the nick of time by Wildfall, who is at the Inn recovering from battle injuries. Wildfall and Blackeagle are talking when Mary returns from a shopping trip. The four of them discuss how to get rid of both the rats and the bats. Mary suggests talking to Capt. Horatio for ideas on clearing out the bats and Wildfall suggests finding Todd and Fahari to see the best way to get rid of the rats. They all agree and head out together to gather the information.

 

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Aleena, Catrina and Dash's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Catrina

 
Catrina/ Dash/ Aleena: Dramatic title here!!, Written by Wilde, Mitch and Aleena   Two slices of action with a filling of long awaited showdown- what could be a better sandwich than that?

 

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Becky Joy and Spaghettigirl's only co-write - archive copy
Posted by: Becky Joy

 
"We can haz a shoppin trip, too!" say Becky Joy and SpaghettiGirl! Alright cool!

After getting into some antics, Sgirl and Becky try to stop SGirl's obtuse angel Bingo from trying to start trouble. But he spills pots of water over a bunch of people, including an elderly woman who ends up being one of their mentors from their time down south.

The mentor informs the girls that the rats and bats plan to revive Lord Spookyraven to make him a part of the Somber Six, and asks the girls to try to stop it. The girls want to stop it, but will they?

Maybe in the finale haha.

 

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Scorecard - archive copy
Posted by: Dash

 
With tons of help from Binajane and a little help from other handlers, we've managed to cap off another mission.

Congratulations, everyone!! If the new mission isn't up now, it will be soon. (It's not. It will be soon, haha.)

I'm going to have to keep comments brief which sucks, because we scored another really impressive mission, roleplaying wise. The next mission roleplaying will be a little shorter this time so make sure you write for it soon, everyone.

Season three is going quite well, I'm happy to say! And this time, we got to deal with..

Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin!

A'yup!

This one has a handful of awards, but the voter and I added another reward here! A single point award for Best RP title!!

Let's get to the scorecard! Remember, awards don't affect rankings in the mission, only the season 3 rankings. We'll start with mission rankings.

I gotta keep these short due to lack of time IRL.

 
The winner of Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin - Mary Katherine O'Toole!

Congratulations, Mary! This Ireacan lass, the first and only character from our new handler Binajane, debut early on during the last mission. Voter Ichiro commented she was a consistent contributor and called her overall work "great," saying that "every roleplay she was in was great," giving special mention to "Mary Kate's Amazing First Solo" and "Battywompus."

"Battywompus" won the award for "Best use of the Bat faction," giving two points EACH to Wildfall, Mary Kate, Todd and Fahari. The voter cited the bats using their unique features to their advantage. So that's two more for Mary.

"When Bats and Rats attack" earned two more points for Mary, not just for Wildfall and Blackeagle. The voter admired the sneakiness rather than the combat for this one. It got best use of the Rats faction.

Finally, "The Love Adviser(s)" earn THREE points each for best co-write for Mary, Fahari, Todd and Wildfall. Ichiro: "The fun piece of contrast and parallels."

Mary earns 28 points for winning, and total of 7 more points from awards.
35 points total for Mary!!

Wildfall takes second place!

The voter noted while his work was good, it was more 'subdued' than usual, in part because of the injury he suffered early on. But that was a big part of the award for best use of the bat faction. Ichiro: "Those swarms actually managed to have some lasting damage on a hero."

Wildfall - 26 points for winning.
+ 2 points: Best use of the Bat faction - Battywompus
+ 2 points: Best use of the Rat faction - When Bats and Rats attack
+3 points: Best co-write - (the love adviser(s))

Wildfall total - 33 points!

Also tied for second place - Todd Blackpaws and Fahari

They're complimented on being "tons of fun" in votes. Especially acting as confidants in "the Love Advisers."

BOTH receive...

26 points from voter...
+2 for best use of the Bat faction (Battywompus)...
+3 for best co-write (the love adviser(s))..

TODD & FAHARI each get 31 points.. each!

 
Next up is SASSY SNAKE. She gets 25 points. I agree with the voter about how she is a ton of fun to read. She really is and she puts out so much work every mission these days, it's amazing. Fifth place..

Another good voter quote: "She still has fun RPs that reads in incredibly interesting ways...."

Sassy gets 25 points PLUS 1 point for runner up - Best solo for (Sassy's new ring)

Ichiro: "This piece was really sweet. Following up on a prior piece, it managed to give me everything I wanted from the original piece and then some. Did a good job of bringing the bat and rat factions in as well."

SASSY - 26 points total!

 
Sixth place: Koumori, mostly for his amazing single. Although he was also in a co-write where he runs into Mary Kate, his points mostly come from his award winning solo.

"Shinobi" obviously wins best solo. Voter comments? Sure!

"There is so much in this little introduction piece. So much is learned about the character, most of which isn't even directly stated, but instead implied by the rest of the writing. By the end I felt like I had learned so much about Koumori, but wanted to learn even more."

He only had a fairly small bit of writing this mission compared to others.. but he earns..

23 points, tied for sixth..
+3 points for BEST SOLO - Shinobi
Total: 26

ALSO tied for fifth is Blackeagle, who continue to improve as the voter notes. He is fond of Blackeagle's unique voices.

They're also in "When Bats and Rats attack" which earns Best use of Rats for two more points...

Blackeagle: 23 points, +2 more...
Total: 25 points!

 
Tied for 8th: Shelldor, Aleena, Catrina...

Shelldor for his stories being "incredibly silly and fun.."

Shelldor: 22 points.

Aleena and Catrina get 22 each for driving points of "Dramatic title here!!"

Catrina also earns +1 point for runner up best co-write.

Catrina: 23 points.

Aleena earns +1 point for the same, but she also gets +1 point since she posted it- and it earned her +1 more point for best RP title for (Dramatic Title Here!!)
Aleena: 24

Finally.. tied for last...

Ichiro - "20 – Dash, Becky, SpaghettiGirl. All three character listed here had solid pieces, but so many strong pieces being written sorta drowned them out this time. I hope to see more (from) all in the future."

Becky - 20 points
SpaghettiGirl - 20 points

Dash gets 20 points +1 bonus point for being in best co-write (runner up) for (Dramatic Title Here!!)
Dash: 21 points!

 
Since I'm in a hurry, let's have a very vanilla Season so far total, shall we?!

July 24th, 2017 - "Rats, Bats and..."

 
#1: Wildfall - 84

#2: Sassy Snake - 82

#3: Todd Blackpaws - 73

#4: Cattaras Whiteclaw - 68

#5: Shelldor - 66

#6: Mary Kate - 61

#7: Catrina - 54
#7: Aleena - 54

#9: Becky Joy - 52
#9: Dash - 52

#11: Blackeagle - 49

#12: Jen - 44

#13: Alys - 42

#14: Fahari - 31

#15: Koumori - 26

#16: Fumblies - 23

#17: Spaghettigirl - 20

Next up, I gotta post the new mission.. Wow it never ends, hehe.

 

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Ordered by alphabet
MISSION points!

 

KOL mission point totals- winner in gold
  • Aleena - 24
  • Blackeagle - 25
  • Todd Blackpaws - 31
  • Sebastian Dash - 21
  • Fahari - 31
  • Becky Joy - 20
  • Koumori - 26
  • Mary Kate O'Toole - 35
  • Sassy Snake - 26
  • Shelldor - 22
  • Spaghettigirl - 20
  • Catrina Whiteclaw - 23
  • Wildfall - 33

Ordered by alphabet
SEASON total to date so far

 

KOL mission point totals- current leader capitalized
  • Aleena - 54
  • Alys - 42
  • Blackeagle - 49
  • Todd Blackpaws - 73
  • Sebastian Dash - 52
  • Fahari - 31
  • Sir Fumblies - 23
  • Jen - 44
  • Becky Joy - 52
  • Mary Kate O'Toole - 61
  • Koumori - 26
  • Shelldor - 66
  • Sassy Snake - 82
  • Spaghettigirl - 20
  • Catrina Whiteclaw - 54
  • Cattaras Whiteclaw - 68
  • WILDFALL - 84

 

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