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Name: Catrina Whiteclaw
Personality: Sexy, saucy, adventerous and fearless, these days Catrina is seeking to reform herself after leading the quasi-evil Feline Empire, due to the influence of a dark spell cast on her thanks to Jester King of Beasts and others. She's now also a mother, having sired King MTiger's child at the beginning of her "dark reign." Skills and abilities: Despite becoming a mother and queen, Catrina is still as powerful and as lethal as ever with her twin katana! Cunning in battle, her speed was augmented by training with Master Sliver, allowing her to move at inhuman speed in short bursts. She still has a distinctive lack of magic ability, which her skill, fearlessness and Chi powered speed make up for.
Current status: Catrina hadn't been heard from since the Grand Finale in Season 2 until recently, where she, Sebastian Dash and Morlencir Queen Aleena tracked her kidnapped child, only to find out it was an ambush, at the start of CatBird: Search or Rescue. The trio and possibly her infant were teleported to an unknown destination. Currently, Prince Blahking and Jen are looking to find and rescue the trio/ quartet. Hopefully with the help of others.
Recent news: When Catrina's "good" side finally regained control from her own darkness, Catrina found herself trapped in Hey Daze, thanks to the very spell that corrupted to her! She was shocked when Dash, Aleena, Konall, Cattaras and more united to rescue her from Hey Daze. Kadlin had taken over the Feline Empire, but Catrina helped battle her, although it was only during a confrontation with Konall that Kadlin finally gave up her dark powers. Along the way, Catrina, Cattaras, Jen, Becky Joy and Fahari helped rescue the Chrono Dragon from death at the hands of the Dark Ones' forces. With the Feline Empire (later the Empire of the Ebon Blade) free of the control of either woman, both Bearsmashers dead, penguins on the Seaside Town Council of Loathing, and a strange bugbear ship from another dimension looming, Catrina and the adventurers find themselves at the forefront of a brand new chapter in AIL history! WARNING: (MW) denotes mature content. Younger and sensitive viewers are advised to skip. Keep that in mind while reading. |
| Appearances | Mission | Notes |
| Co-roleplay | Chrono Quest | Sebastian Dash is searching for a way to the Mysterious Island when Catrina pounces! She mentions tracking him up north to the Kingdom and asks why he left her. Catrina spends the night at Dash's camp and agrees to head to the mysterious island with him, once they find a way over. They discuss their adventures south of the border and after. |
| Co-roleplay | Chrono Quest | Dash gives Catrina some shorts and his old Cloaoca Cola t-shirt to keep her warm while she adjusts to the cooler northern Kingdom. They head Seaside Town, debating ways to get to the Mysterious Island. Dash takes Catrina to the Daily Dungeon where they deal with a mayonnaise mosquitos that covers Catrina in (hopefully) mayonnaise.
After the two clear the dungeon, a large eared fellow trades a raft for their rewards. When they arrive at the island, Catrina takes off.. right into a regiment of Dyspepsia soldiers from the distant past. (Not a good choice considering Catrina's Cloaoca Cola tee!) |
| Roleplay | Chrono Quest | Catrina awakens in a Dyspepsi camp, where they accuse her of being a spy based on her Cloaco Cola shirt. She points out that makes no sense - why would she go undercover in the enemy's t-shirt?- but they're not buying it. A soldier rips off the shirt. She bites a chunk out of his hand when he tries to slap her. The soldier viciously beats her for the act of rebellion and starts to choke the life out of Catrina. |
| Roleplay | Chrono Quest | Catrina's being choked to death, until salvation arrives. Not in the form of Dash but pirates! A pirate who calls herself Coconuts rushes to free Catrina, giving her a health potion before Catrina, drawing on the memories of being helpless now and in the past, rushes into battle with an absolute fury. Coconuts introduces Catrina to the pirate captain, right as Catrina passes out from exhaustion and abuse. |
| Roleplay | Chrono Quest | Meet Coconuts' captain, John Morgan 'at yer service.' Catrina shares details of her trip with the Captain over some hard hitting grog. It ends as Catrina and Morgan are informed that Catrina's friend (Dash) is approaching the camp. |
| Co-roleplay | Chrono Quest | Catrina rushes to pounce Dash.. but he ducks?! Dash is with a strange hippie girl and doesn't seem to remember Catrina at first. Catrina blames the hippie, but the dragon appears (kind of) in the sky. Dash suddenly remembers, telling Catrina if they look away, they'll lose their memory. But it's painful to look at the dragon.. and worse when figments of their past begin attacking Dash and Catrina, who still can't look away. They're forced to defend blind for a while but get help from the hippie MoonDream.. and later get pirate backup. |
| Co-roleplay | Chrono Quest | Catrina, Dash and Moonbeams join the pirates for a very tense dinner, during which Catrina and Coconuts almost get into it. They try to figure how to deal with the dragon as Captain Morgan delves into some of the tales and myths surrounding the beast. The next morning, Dash tries to set off on his own, fibbing to Catrina who figures it out a few hours later and insists on going with. Elsewhere, Moondream and Coconuts also set off in an attempt to solve the mystery of the Chrono Dragon after each has some very strange dreams. |
| Finale 1/3 | Chrono Quest | The dragon and a mysterious figure talk of their hopes for the dragon's curse being ended and of the dragon sending visions to the heroes in the form of dreams. When Catrina spots Moondream and Coconuts in the distance, Dash sends her to get them out of trouble. Meanwhile, TheChad runs around the island, Konall deals with a couple teen Orcs, and Moondream and Coconuts discuss the dreams they think are they key to defeating the dragon.
Later, Dash is ambushed while Catrina find Moondream and Coconuts. Hearing of their dreams, she's convinced she should help them. Elsewhere, the mysterious figure sees either potential victory or defeat and death for all of the adventurers (except Konall). |
| Finale 2/3 | Chrono Quest | (MW) While Coconuts fights her abusive ex to the finish, Catrina has a similar fight with her then-unnamed former mate. Catrina kills him, convinced he was now out of her life forever. Elsewhere, Konall saves Dash from a Paladin Protector. As the two battle on with TheChad's help, Moondream continues towards the dragon and Raw Hide sacrifices his partner (displaced from the past) to defeat a figure from Raw's own past. |
| Finale 3/3 | Chrono Quest | Dash, Konall, TheChad and Raw Hide deal with the enemies summoned by a dragon.. including ghosts from their own past. Meanwhile, Moondream discovers a dragon's egg. She, Coconuts and Catrina discover the dragon is under a curse, being forced to play out a role. Catrina and the girls search for a key to the dragon's redemption and freedom from the curse. The heroes vanish in a wave of light but Konall comes back under the cursed sword's power. Can the dragon be redeemed? |
| Co-roleplay | Find The Oriole! | In this heartbreaking piece, Catrina shares the worst part of her history with Dash, being captured by slavers, fighting in an underground fight pit and eventually her time with her still unnamed ex. Dash is horrified by some of the details, recalling how Catrina mauled the faux version of her ex. Dash sets out to resolve some problems of his own, leaving Catrina to wonder if he's given up on her. |
| Co-roleplay | Find The Oriole! | Upset over the Dash incident, Catrina sets out to find some food, only to end up pouncing a Sentient named Feena. Feena, as it turns out, is another new recruit to KOKOL. The two chat and get news of the Knob Goblins having kidnapped the Toot Oriole. |
| Co-roleplay | Find The Oriole! | Catrina wakes from a nightmare, crying but not wanting to talk about it. Feena tells Catrina of a lost friend and Cat recaps her problems with Dash. Then they scare a Knob Goblin into giving up information on who kidnapped the Toot Oriole. |
| Co-roleplay | Find The Oriole! | AIL's first roleplay with four separate handlers opens with Dash and Fluffy Hamster bickering and fighting off mean goats. They meet up with Catrina and Feena to battle Jester King of Beasts. Catrina smells her Ex in the air as well. |
| Finale 1/3 | Find The Oriole! | The Finale opens to a 'flash forward' of Catrina hunting her ex, the mysterious "Him." Then we cut back to the battle against Jester Beast. Raw Hide's new Penguin Mafia ally helps save Catrina and company from Jester King of Beasts. Raw Hide joins the battle against Jester King and his beasts. We end on another 'flash forward' - Dash trying to track down Catrina to help in the upcoming battle. |
| Finale 2/3 | Find The Oriole! | A mysterious figure watches as Catrina and company battle the Jester King of Beasts who almost finishes off Dash. Catrina saves Dash while Feena unleashes an amazing spell to help turn the tide. The Penguin Mafia are also helping the heroes, thanks to Raw Hide. Is the mysterious figure Catrina's ex? And if not, who is it? |
| Finale 3/3 | Find The Oriole! | There's much bickering as Catrina, Fluffy, Dash, Raw Hide and Feena search for the Toot. Later, while Dash leads the battle against Grillhamo, Catrina finds two dead noobs, and a smashed bird cage. She seems to know who is behind the missing birds.. and it isn't the Knob Goblins. |
| Rollover | Save That Toot! | While Dash and Raw save Feena and Fluffy, Catrina's ex and his 'slave' spy on Catrina, making plans.. and she gets a scent of them. After bickering with Dash and the others, Catrina remembers the mission objective, and fills them in on the missing Toot. Prince Blahking arrives, tries calm things down and issue orders. |
| Roleplay | Save That Toot! | Catrina confronts her Ex's slave.. and finds out it's Catrina's brother, Cattaras! He's got Feena's prone body with him, and only releases her when Catrina promises to go with him. However, Catrina whispers to Feena to find Dash first. |
| mention | Save That Toot! | Feena and Dash are worried about Catrina. Feena is too hurt to help so Dash sets out to find her... |
| Co-roleplay | Save That Toot! | (MW) Dash attempts to save Catrina and is pitted Dash against her estranged brother Cattaras, who has Dash on the ropes before Dash hears some divine words of encouragement. Later, Dash brings Catrina to the nearby Weeping Tree inn, where Catrina has to talk Dash into staying. The debuting Vixen reluctantly offers her advice as well. |
| Roleplay | Save That Toot! | Catrina has a dream of Dash's death and her subjugation at the hands of her ex.. but the Goddess appears, revealing it's the work of the dark ones. She heals Catrina, who will remember none of it. Including the Goddess's warnings that the Dark Ones want to force Catrina to serve the Dark Ones. |
| mention | Save That Toot! | Feena asks if Fluffy Hamster has seen Catrina. Fluffy hasn't, either. |
| Co-roleplay | Save That Toot! | Catrina realizes Dash isn't waiting for her to wake up and goes after him. She runs into a vixen named Vivace, who points out Catrina isn't injured (anymore). Later, the three make plans to rescue the Toot, with Dash going off while Catrina kisses Vivace, who tenderly embraces Catrina. |
| Finale 1/3 | Save That Toot! | After awakening and reflecting on Vivace, Catrina gets a Knob Goblin to spill the beans on General Grillhamo's plans for the Toot Oriole. Elsewhere, Feena and Fluffy take Dash's horse to find Dash. Dash and Vixen plot to steal back the Toot while Raw Hide finds the hunt for the Oriole frustrating. |
| Finale 3/3 | Save That Toot! | Fluffy and Feena find themselves in trouble with Cattaras after nearly taking him down. Luckily, Catrina comes along. Later, Catrina battles her ex with Vivace's help. Dash and Raw Hide engage in battles with the Goblins while searching for the Toot, who shows Feena her potential power.. and the magical reset button. |
| Roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Catrina meets up with Prince Blahking, who grills her on her brother and ex and their involvement with the dastardly rat-like species known as the Muri-Dan. Tired of having her loyalty questioned, Catrina storms out in a fit of rage. |
| Co-roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Upset over the confrontation with Blahking, Catrina flees to a park on the right side of the tracks. Feena finds her and talks her out of leaving. Catrina assures the bunny-mage that Feena will be a powerful pastamancer someday before seducing her. |
| Cameo | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Catrina brushes past Dash on her way out, leading Dash to confront Blahking over the incident between the two. Blahking makes his argument to Dash. | Co-roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob | When Catrina decides it's time to head back south, Dash uses a little reverse psychology to talk her out of it. The two head to the market demon after Dash mentions he'd seen the sun orb there.. but not for sale. Odder still, when they arrive, the market's closed.. The market is never closed. |
| Roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Catrina confronts a new entity - three Muri-Dan known as the Trinity.. it goes very badly for her, however, thanks to their unbelievable quickness. |
| mention | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Before meeting up with Vixen, Dash reflects on Catrina, who's gone hunting. (Which lead her to face the Trinity.) |
| mention | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Feena tries to track down Catrina after their time together but can't - and then gets lost. |
| Roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Catrina wakes up to discovere she's been nursed back to health by a mysterious Muri-Dan, half her height, who calls himself.. Sliver. |
| Roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob |
It seems like months pass as Catrina trains under the watchful eye of her new mentor, Sliver. Sliver challenges her to a fight, where she only has to lay one paw on him to win.. but he's far too quick, even for Catrina.
Every night, she tries to return water to the house before time runs out, and every night she fails.. until one night she learns to use her chi to move at superfeline speeds. Catrina also meets a vision of a dark version of herself as she meditates. With her newfound speed, she again challenges Sliver... |
| Co-roleplay | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Feena and Catrina take on the Trinity, allowing Catrina to use her newfound Chi - and Feena to show off her newfound mastery of her magic! After, Catrina apologies for how long she's been gone.. only to find out she's only been gone a few days to Feena! She promises to never leave Feena and their friends again... |
| Finale 1/3 | Battle for Cobb's Knob | When the Knob Goblin King finds out the KOKOL adventurers are attacking, the King insists on being there in person. Elsewhere, Catrina and Feena spot the incoming Knob Goblin army, while Dash and Vixen prepare for the battle elsewhere. Slick Ric and the Market Demon try to keep the Sun Orb out of the hands of those who might want it. |
| Finale 2/3 | Battle for Cobb's Knob | Catrina and Feena catch up. Elsewhere, the Seaside Town Market Demon plots with the lich Slick Ric. Whoo! When the Knob Goblins charge at the KOKOL soldiers, Dash and Vixen spring a deadly trap. After, the Knob Goblin king plans to send some of his Elite 7 into battle, but Feena and Catrina take the battle to him! |
| Finale 3/3 | Battle for Cobb's Knob | As the crew of the Penultimate Airship watch from above, Catrina and Feena face down the Knob Goblin King, the Trinity, Jester King of Beasts, and Catrina's still-unnamed ex and Cattaras. Dash and Vixen jump in to aid the fighters, but it's Catrina's nose and cleverness that ultimately wins them the day. |
| Rollover | Enter Hey Daze |
After a flashback to Dash's failed attempt to get the sun orb from the Market Demon, Prince Blahking sends four less experienced adventurers into Hey Daze to retrieve it.
After they fail, messages are sent out to Catrina & Dash, Feena, Fluffy Hamster, Raw Hide and Konall, with various results. Also, Catrina hunts meat while Dash gathers fruits and nuts. |
| mention | Enter Hey Daze | Dash runs into an old Adrule ally, princess Riko and introduces her to Feena. The two make plans to meet up with Catrina. | Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | Sebastian introduces Riko to Catrina. Catrina wonders to herself if she should be jealous, then helps Dash and Feena plot to find a golden harp which Riko hopes will help them. | cameo | Enter Hey Daze | It's briefly mentioned at the beginning Catrina and Feena have split up from Riko and Dash, who this piece focuses on. The two meet the armory and leggory shop keeper and battle a Zoomba. |
| Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | Catrina runs into a powerful lady known as Jazz, who has a serious problem with furries. When Feena tries to prevent a fight, Jazz's sister Az attacks Feena. However, cooler heads quickly prevail. Az scolds her sister for acting up, then helps Feena and Cat find the object of their search; a mystical harp. |
| Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | After telling Catrina about her run in with prejudism, Catrina gets Dash in the Market Square fountain and the two have a little fun, which is interrupted when Catrina's ex shows up, challenging Dash to a fight of honor to the death. However, that's interrupted when the sky goes black, with Catrina and Dash realizing they have to work with the brute and Cattaras to deal with this, knowing the sun orb is likely tied to what's going on. |
| Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | After a sizable recap on the events leading to this piece, Catrina, along with her ex and her brother, meet up with Feena and Riko, who are no more happy about the temporary alliance than Dash is. Dash and her ex argue while the Jester King of Beasts attacks. Dash then fends off a snow ninja attack while the others get through the portal to Hey Daze, leaving Dash behind. |
| Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | Demons seek out Catrina- and teleport her four companions through Hey Daze! Cattaras warns Feena of the dangers of demon while elsewhere, Riko finds out the name of Cat's ex - Daisuke. |
| Roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | (MW) Surrounded by demons, Catrina's forced to take on a female demon warrior.. who dominates Catrina despite Cat's chi powered attacks. |
| Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | (MW) The female demon, Clawlust, and the other demons have tortured Catrina and driven her to the brink of madness. Cattaras and Feena save the demon, but the lust-mad Catrina drives off Feena, who then meets a charming nervous chocolate colored bunny furry named Amras. The two seem to like each other. |
| Co-roleplay | Enter Hey Daze | (MW) Daisuke and Riko finally catch up to Catrina and Cattaras, who deal with the aftermath of the lust inducing spell, even as Feena, limping, returns to the party. Cat's surprised to hear her ex has a name. There's some catching up and infighting before Daisuke reminds them they have an orb (the sun orb) to search for. |
| Finale 1/3 | Enter Hey Daze | Catrina has some harsh words for Daisuke concerning their "relationship." Elsewhere, Dash and Vixen meet up to battle Hunk of the 7-Eternal managers, who make their debut this mission. We flashback to Amrus's arrival in Hey Daze, finding he'd been sent by the Knob Goblin King to retrieve the Sun Orb. |
| Finale 2/3 | Enter Hey Daze | In this hilarious and sizable part II, Dash and Vixen battle Hunk and get some help from Catrina and Daisuke. They also try to help a dehydrated Riko. Elsewhere, Shamus XTreme's familiar protects Samus from Hey Daze before getting help from Raw Hide, Cattaras and Feena. Catt and Raw also brawl. |
| Finale 3/3 | Enter Hey Daze | In the epic conclusion, Catrina and her allies (including Daisuke and Cattaras) battle cards of Hey Daze, "Dark versions" of Catrina, Dash, Feena and Raw Hide (who turn out to be.. someone else), and Dr. Darth, who tries to drag them to Hey Daze in this bittersweet conclusion. They escape.. well.. most of them escape. |
| Co-roleplay | Meet the Council | Catrina declares her loyalty to Dash but as the two start making out, the clan messenger shows up with gifts for Catrina's recent success helping save the Toot Oriole. The messenger also informs them that a couple of important clan tasks are up. Catrina is none too happy for the interruption. |
| Co-roleplay | Meet the Council | Catrina's riding high as she and Dash learn of the two clan tasks, although Catrina isn't sure how to feel when they end up on different jobs. Riko and Feena choose their task as well. Elsewhere, Amrus and Jester King of Beasts begin a plot that would eventually have dire ramifications. Later, Feena runs into Amras and asks his help on a mission between kissing the bunny monk. |
| Co-roleplay | Meet the Council | Catrina meets Feena's bunny boyfriend Amras. Cat seems happy with him but warns him of the consequences if that changes. They battle "ghuols" (ghouls) in the Crypt, where Feena realizes how much stronger she's become since her first visit to to the crypt. |
| Finale 1/4 | Meet the Council | Catrina, along with Feena and Amras, meet up with Inu and Shamus Xtreme in the Crypt. Their first task will be defiling the last 3/4ths of the crypt.. but they each run into complications along the way! |
| Finale 2/4 | Meet the Council | There's 3 sections of Crypt to be defiled, and guest enemy groups the demons, snow ninjas, and Penguin Mafia. Later, with under the violent impulses of her +3 Giant Hammer of Kawaii Jerk Boppage, Catrina unites with Feena, Amras, Shamus and Inu against the Bonerdargon (Bonerdagon) itself! |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | (very light MW) Catrina gets a little (well, very) jealous when Dash returns to camp with Vixen, riding with him on Dash's horse! Vixen assures Catrina nothing's going on but that doesn't stop the two from having a showdown.. in their furs only! Hawt. |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | (light MW) It's a little later in the mission, but we flashback to settle the Catrina/ Vixen brawl, which Vixen's ex, Lapine, and the charismatic bard Todd Blackpaws show up for, making their debut. The four then pick which missions they're going on, with Catrina feeling underappreciated by KOKOL. |
| Co-roleplay | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | Catrina turns up in time to help Katherine and Sebastian in a fight against a talking yeti.. but it turns out Jester King of Beasts is behind the mayhem! Cat and Kathy get a lil catty. |
| Finale 1/5 | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | Shamus ends up lost, Blahking prepares for the big carnival, Lapine and Vixen argue, Zanther reunites with Becky, and Guacanator tries to fine tune his meat car, and Catrina and her allies continue battling Jester King of Beasts. |
| Finale 2/5 | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | After meeting the Chrono Dragon, Shamus is close to joining Dash, Katherine, and Catrina in the battle against Jester King, where Catrina's giant hammer turns the tide... but is it enough to turn the tide of battle? |
| Finale 3/5 | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | Shamus finally joins the fight, where Katherine pays the price for Catrina's lack of control! Meanwhile, the carnival setup continues. |
| Finale 4/5 | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | Catrina has a small cameo in the 'bitchin' meatcar competition where she questions what Dash is up to. |
| Finale 5/5 | Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction | The winners of the contest are announced but Catrina's off taking care of some personal business. Turns out it's related to the Knob Goblin/ Elite 7 invasion of Seaside Town at the end! |
| Rollover | War in Seaside Town | In this brief writeup of the beginning of the Knob Goblin King's invasion, Catrina is ambushed by her own estranged brother Cattaras! |
| Roleplay | War in Seaside Town | Catrina faces her brother Cattaras in a vicous showdown, but Cattaras gets the lethal upper hand in this battle! |
| Live RP | War in Seaside Town | After Konall stops Cattaras from strangling Catrina, the two males battle. In AiL's inagual Live RP, Catrina, Konall and Dash battle Cattaras and Daisuke, plus random Knob Goblins. |
| Live RP | War in Seaside Town | Grillhamo and the Black Paladin form a formidable alliance against Catrina, Dash and Konall, who also battle scores of Knob Goblins. Nice Sorceress and Mtiger make guest appearances as does Spaz's father, Decaf. |
| Cameo | War in Seaside Town | Nearly naked Catrina vrs. Cattaras is seen very briefly in the first ever meeting of Todd Blackpaws and Becky Joy! yay |
| mention | War in Seaside Town | The earlier battle - Catrina, Dash and Konall vs. Grillhamo- is briefly recapped. |
| Finale 2/3 | War in Seaside Town | Arkane guest stars and Kadlin Bearsmasher debuts in this very special Live RP as our heroes gather up and battle Knob Goblin elites and firemancers who plan to turn Seaside Town into smoldering ashes! Harsh. Dash and Konall intimidate some pyromancers into surrendering. This piece features lots of comedy and action, stupid or otherwise. |
| Finale 3/3 | War in Seaside Town | Fluffy sends out some cute Chibi Cherubs to deliver Prince Blahking's orders to everyone. Raw Hide doesn't seem very interested. The Guacanator battles his old rival the Jester King of Beasts. Becky and Todd lend Guac backup. The heroes then unite against more hordes of Goblins, with Catrina delivering the blow that sends the succubus dragoness Nipha away from the fight, wounded. However, the Goblins unleash part two of their plan, and take the town from our heroes, capturing several of the Council of Loathing members as well as their main building and seriously injuring King Mtiger. |
| Rollover | Seaside Town: The Burning | The effects of Catrina's attack on Nipha are seen on the dragoness's body. |
| Live RP | Seaside Town: The Burning | Catrina and her KOKOL allies have been forced to camp outside of Seaside Town (with Crabjesus). Dash sees trouble on the horizon. After some back and forth chat, they see the town is set on fire! Rushing in, they clear out some Knob Goblin pyromancers, fight through the fire itself and battle Grillhamo, the Jester King of Beasts and Cattaras, who prove to be formidable enemies. Becky recruits her first Knob Goblin, too. |
| unmentionables | Seaside Town: The Burning | Although Catrina isn't in this one, her influence is felt as some of her alleged personal artifacts are used to power a sleaze spell. |
| Live RP | Seaside Town: The Burning | Continued from the last piece, our heroes split up so some of them can deal with thugs. Dash, Catrina, Kadlin and Konall find Grillhamo, Cattaras and the Jester King to be a bit too tough. (They put up quite a fight though.) MTiger makes a special guest appearance to save the day! However, the heroes have to retreat in the face of an unstoppable invisible wall advancing on them! |
| Flashback | Seaside Town: The Burning | A little earlier in the mission, Catrina rushes in to save Konall from a double team by Cattaras and Jester King of Beasts. Becky joins in. Catrina jumps through the Jester King's portal mirror to the Mirrorworld! |
| Co-roleplay | Seaside Town: The Burning | Catrina enters this confusing world where she scents two versions of most of her allies! She tracks down the 'real' Sebastian, but the two are quickly taken prisoner by the guards of Catrina's own duplicate! The two meet face to face, where much is discussed, and Catrina gains a new outfit. |
| Co-roleplay | Seaside Town: The Burning | When Dash and Catrina rush off to save Lapine, Dark ends up getting his disgusting hands on Catrina, who doesn't protest! It's Dash vrs. Dark and Catrina vrs. Skullion Chick, with the fate of Lapine and Vixen as the stakes of battle! |
| Live RP | Seaside Town: The Burning | Dash and Catrina are a little reluctant when Prince Blahking and Konall show up to take them home, but with Seaside Town still burning, they know it's up to them to help set things right! Sir Fumbiles and Becky Joy appear as well. |
| Finale 1/2 | Seaside Town: The Burning | While Catrina and allies engage in a battle against Cattaras (again!) and snow ninjas (?!), the Bearsmashers, Todd, Fumblies and allies attempt to break down the barrier around the Council's stronghold, leading to the Jester King's betrayal.. and a spell aimed directly at Catrina Whiteclaw! |
| Finale 2/2 | Seaside Town: The Burning | Zombies are invading and Catrina and Dash are there to fight them, but it's all a backdrop for the Jester King's ultimate plan. Most of the big names til this point are in for this one! Catrina and Dash make love after KOKOL forces fall back, but as she sleeps afterwards, Catrina faces her dark side in a dream state for control of her soul.. and loses! |
| Rollover | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | This is a whole new Catrina Whiteclaw! Her betrayal to KOKOL continues and in fact, leads to several more defections from KOKOL, with more to come later. As she seizes control of Degrassi Knoll, the rising issue of the Undead continues! |
| NPC | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | Catrina (now basically a 'player NPC') seduces Sir Fumbles into the Feline Empire.. very literally. Becky Joy's hilarious "two and two is eight" cameo, too. |
| Flashback | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | Dash briefly reflects on his attempts to confront Catrina, which ended with Raw Hide nearly killing Dash with an attack from behind. |
| flashback | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | Dash dreams, remembering his time with Catrina - and her betrayal. Dash wakes up to find weeks have passed.. and he still needs to recover. |
| mention | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | Catrina's name is on the papers summoning Blake Cutler to hire Samus XTreme's services for her new Feline Empire. |
| Finale 1/5 | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | With the others engaged in desperate battle against the rising zombie threat, Catrina stumbles across MTiger, Prince Blahking, and Fluffy Hamster. The two are able to agree to work together, but there's no lack of tension. |
| Finale 4/5 | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | Tensions run extremely high as Catrina's forces are joined to Mtiger and his troops against the zombies. But even united with the Fumblies Command and Konall's regiment of warriors, they're still vastly outnumbered in a hopeless situation against the massive amounts of zombies facing them. Who will survive and what- if anything- will stop the zombie apocalypse? |
| Finale 5/5 | End of the Heroic Age: Fallout | After the temporary settlement of the Degrassi Knoll situation and unaware of the assassination details on the Knob Goblin King, Catrina settles in as Queen of the Feline Empire as a peaceful but tense time of recovery sets in over the Kingdom.. |
| Rollover | Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation | No one shows up in this one; it's just an overview of what's been happening with KOKOL and the Feline Empire. |
| NPC | Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation | Catrina is teasing her poor brother Cattaras.. who suddenly vanishes through something like a plot hole- but not- into Honorburg, leaving Catrina behind, wondering what happened! |
| mention | Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation | Cattaras claims his bronze dancing trophy in the name of his "Sister and queen, Catrina Whitelcaw." |
| NPC | Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! | The delusional demon, Dios, has just teleported Sir Fumblies away from Fumblies's goal - gaining possession of the recently kidnapped Lady Goblin! Tensions rise, and continue to rise.. until Fumblies and Cattaras are ordered in a quest to save a different princess! Fumblies storms off, soon joined by Becky Joy, as Catrina and Daisuke take advantage of an off-limit room. |
| NPC | Return of the Dashing Rogue | Becky and Cattaras inform Catrina of the Council's desire to see the kidnapped princesses returned from Honorburg; Catrina opts to join them on the trip, granting Dash's old sword to Cattaras in the process. |
| NPC | Return of the Dashing Rogue | After Dash fills Aleena in on a little history, the two run into two of the other guests in the ship's trip; Cattaras and Catrina! Catrina catfights briefly with Aleena before Aleena and Dash storm out. |
| NPC | Return of the Dashing Rogue | Catrina sees Sebastian Dash and a sword wielding, teleporting local hero fighting, hoping they'd kill each other off (after Sunset's epic brawl with Dash, Aleena and Becky), but it turns out it to be a simple misunderstanding.. and an old ally of Dash's! |
| Finale 2/3 | Return of the Dashing Rogue | When Sebastian and Cyber Sunset get in trouble, Catrina's among the many forces who show up to help turn the tide. She mostly watches, but isn't afraid to get involved, in the effort to free the princesses from the clutch of an evil mage and the Council of the Fifth. |
| Finale 3/3 | Return of the Dashing Rogue | It's down to this! The mage summons a so-called "sorcerer's summonist" to battle the rest. The sorcerer's summonist then proceeds to call up shadowy fighters.. including duplicates of the others, to battle them.. except there's no duplicate of Catrina, oddly enough. |
| Rollover | The Philler Gang | Catrina, Dash, Aleena and others are gathered at the pirate ship when Fumblies reports to Cattaras that Kadlin is missing, and it looks like Konall is responsible! Dash and Aleena don't buy into it but Fahari confirms evidence points to the two battling. Catrina and Cattaras rush Dash and Aleena to the scene, but Honorburg enemies spring a trap on them. |
| NPC | The Philler Gang | Hordes of enemies attack Catrina, Cattaras, Aleena and Dash and briefly get the advantage over them but the four uneasy allies turn the tide and kill or run off the villains. Then, Dash and Catrina try to settle things. Thanks to her superspeed, she quickly ends things by lethally plunging both knives into Dash's back to Aleena's horror. |
| mention | The Philler Gang | In a cameo during a Becky Joy piece, Jester King of Beasts mentions Catrina to the ever-silent Black Paladin. It's implied having Catrina and Cattaras in control of the Feline Empire is part of the plans of "the dark forces." |
| NPC | The Philler Gang | Thinking Dash dead, Aleena turns her anger towards Catrina. Aleena puts her own life on the line by using her wrist laser. Cattaras defends his sister. Aleena tends to Dash, trying to revive him but collapses in the process, having been drained of too much between that in that and the fight. After, Dash meets Sneaky Pete and the feline Goddess in the afterlife. They tell Dash he has to return to the living to be Catrina's champion. Meanwhile, Cattaras tries to explain to Aleena why he took her and Dash to a hospital as they tend to her wounds. It is obvious Cattaras is attracted to her. |
| Finale 1/2 | The Philler Gang | More of a cameo, as Dash seems to dream of Catrina, her flip and others.. but it isn't really a dream at all. |
| Finale 2/2 | The Philler Gang | An uneasy alliance is forged between Catrina's Feline Empire, KOKOL and even a few locals as they free their own and attack Philler head on! However, Philler starts teleporting our heroes to another dimension. Catrina pushes Dash out of the way but, stunned by her own actions, is hit by the beam. It eventually comes down to just Philler and Fumblies... |
| mention | Return to Mirrorworld | During a mindlink with Aleena, Dash reflects on the timing of Catrina "falling into the darkness" on the same day the Mirrorworld's Catrina rejected Dark's ownership of her. |
| Finale 3/3 | Return to Mirrorworld | It seems as if Catrina is under the control of Philler, AKA Kwadlin, but it turns out to be a ruse to help the heroes recover from the mind control of this world's Konall Numberscruncher. The gathered heroes again battle Zedika Dark and this time, it comes down to Konall vs Kwadlin! |
| co-roleplay | The Third Faction | In an excellently written confrontation (just subtle and overt enough), Catrina confronts Kadlin, whose becoming more rebellious and obsessed with her magical studies. After, Catrina sends Cattaras and an unaware Becky Joy to provoke the penguin mafia into attacking Degrassi. After that, Catrina tells Jester King of Beasts to go down there as well to start a little mayhem. |
| Finale | The Third Faction | Dash, Cyber Sunset and Katherine Swift battle against the Jester King of Beasts, Black Paladin and Trinity. Aleena joins in the fight. Meanwhile, Fumblies and Konall confront the penguins, using the approach of Catrina and his army to intimidate the penguins. After a brief skirmish between Catrina's side and the mafia, the two sides fall back, leaving the outpost to the not-yet-named Blood Clan. |
| mention | Holiday | Having recently left the Feline Empire, Sir Fumblies briefly reflects on "the corruption and callous disregard that Catrina had shown towards the Goblins". Later, Scaros gets to know Lady Goblin and Princess Zeala. |
| cameo | Holiday | Catrina is briefly seen on the scrying screen by slavers from Catalina, who want to poison her. Those very same slavers later capture her brother Cattaras and Becky Joy. The debuting Lalucia tries to save them but is ran off by slaver Xuin the Deranged. |
| mention | Konall's Grudge | During a meeting with Cattaras and Becky, Daisuke mentions Catrina's been busy with the prince "and other things." |
| mention | Konall's Grudge | During a key scene, Kadlin gets the Paladin to admit his faith in Catrina is failing, and to turn his loyalty to her instead. As she upgrades the Paladin, Konall is starting a rebellion in Degrassi against the Feline Empire. |
| Finale 2/2 | Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul | Konall asks the Goddess to help Fahari in the battle against the Queen of Hate's unending cards of hate. She agrees- but makes Konall promise to save Catrina. After the Queen's forces are finally rebelled, a Goblin spy spots a dazed Catrina going through the hellgate to Hey Daze with the defeated cards. |
| mention | Return to Hey Daze | The mission starts with the final steps of Kadlin seizing control of the Feline Empire from Catrina. Meanwhile, Cattaras, Becky and her Goblin supporters barely escape from the Knob Goblin hideout alive. They later meet with Dash to make plans on rescuing Catrina. |
| Co-roleplay | Return to Hey Daze | We start with a flashback with Catrina and her dark side, foreshadowing their exile to Hey Daze. Later, now in Hey Daze, Catrina despairs the hopelessness of her situation... until she runs into the insane Jay. Jay's shoulder demon says he'll open a portal demon if the two spar. After Catrina wins, Lou's portal just ends up taking them deeper into Hey Daze. Then Lou gets kidnapped by random demons. |
| Co-roleplay | Return to Hey Daze | Catrina finds Konall and Zed, and breaks down when Konall says he's there to rescue her. The trio battles minotaurs with some annoying help from Jay, who surfs over them on his shield and pulls a Bug Bunny bit. It ends with Catrina trying to keep up with Jay after he takes off. |
| mention | Return to Hey Daze | Daisuke confronts Kadlin, who had previously kidnapped Catrina's infant (fathered by MTiger). He also confronts Slit, the kidnapper. |
| Finale 1/4 | Return to Hey Daze | On her way to trying to get into Hey Daze to attack Catrina, Kadlin and her forces are assaulted by the penguin mafia. Aleena begins to set up potential defenses for Kadlin's arrival. Meanwhile, in Hey Daze, the group of adventurers out to save Catrina are split up, dealing with their own issues. Catrina finds herself alone again and battling minotaurs. |
| Finale 2/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Kadlin finishes off the Penguins as Aleena erects a metal wall to try to keep Kadlin out. Catrina reunites with Todd Blackpaws and Fahari as the other heroes deal with their own problems. Fumblies battles the traitor Bones. After devastating the space elven defenders, Kadlin makes her way into Hey Daze, where mountains have suddenly risen, attracting the attention of most of the adventurers. |
| Finale 3/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Kadlin enters Hey Daze. Jay finds his shoulder demon Lou again. Catrina, Fahari and Todd reunite with Konall and Zed at the Suddenrise Mountains, where they are confronted by Kadlin! Elsewhere, Dash's group meets up with the Fumblies Command. They and other groups continue towards the Mountains. |
| Finale 4/4 | Return to Hey Daze | Catrina and her allies - including the Morlencir, Sir Fumblies, Cattaras, Dash, Konall, Zed Shinestone and Cyber Sunset - unite in a battle against Kadlin and her new Goblin Smashers - with Catrina's soul on the line in this epic battle in Hey Daze! Sliver appears at the end of this one as well. |
| Rollover | 10 Scenarios | The Feline goddess visits Kadlin in her dreams to show Kadlin the likely outcome of her dark obsession; a destroyed world where no life is left. She also shows Kadlin the fate of several heroes, including Catrina, who (in this dark future) was tortured and killed by hordes of slavers and demons. But Kadlin insists upon continuing her dark journey. Meanwhile, the penguin mafia has taken control of Seaside Town while KOKOL sends its prince Blahking and King Mtiger to work with Konall on dealing with the various world threatening scenarios. | Co-roleplay | 10 Scenarios | Catrina's set out to punish herself in a mafia-controlled tavern. Cattaras, Dash, Fahari and Todd talk her out of it, with Dash telling her she "has work to do." Coconuts and the pirates from Chrono Quest show up, wanting help with the Chrono Dragon. On their way out of town, Cat, Catt, Dash, Fahari and Todd share a vision with the vixen and Feline goddesses. | Co-roleplay | 10 Scenarios | On board Captain Morgan's pirate ship, Cattaras introduces Catrina to Jen of the Morlencir Empire. Cattaras and Jen then slip away for some alone time. | Co-roleplay | 10 Scenarios | Catrina, Cattaras and Jen meet up with Prince Blahking, Captain Morgan and others on the trip to the Mysterious Island. They discuss the history of the Chrono Dragon and the Dark Ones, the Chrono Dragon's sickness and son, gods, religion, Kadlin's betrayal and more. After Blahking upsets Catrina and company with some hurtful comments, Cattaras pulls them out of the room, where they wonder what caused Blahking's mean comments; possession or just stress. | Co-roleplay | 10 Scenarios | Catrina, Cattaras, Jen, Fahri and Becky Joy arrive at the island! Cattaras and Jen flirt, Becky acts silly, and Catrina and Coconuts tell them a little about the Chrono Quest. Later, Coconuts tells the tale of Catrina's bravery to Becky and Jen. Coconuts warns Jen what a protective sister Catrina is. Meanwhile, Cattaras and Catrina, gathering water, run into Sliver, Asami, Myoko and Kyomi. After, Jen gives Cattaras some nanites for protection as the two talk about one day travelling to the stars together. | Co-roleplay | 10 Scenarios | Finding the trek towards the Dragon taking longer than it should, Catrina and Coconuts (Rebecca) reflect on their battle with Chrono's dark visions to Cattaras, Jen, Fahari and Becky. They're then confronted by Blahking and Fluffy Hamster, who are controlled by dark forces! After a grueling battle, they free Fluffy and Blahking and pursue the dark forces as it moves towards the Chrono Dragon! | Co-roleplay | 10 Scenarios | As they walk to the dragon's nest, Jen asks the obvious question- why can't the Chrono Dragon time travel to prevent or avoid the darkness? Catrina explains that it can't because "the dragon is time." She recounts the Finale of the Chrono Quest mission when the cursed dragon removed Dash and Konall from history and how Catrina, Moondream and Coconuts helped the dragon finally break the curse. Along with Prince Blahking, Fluffy Hamster, Coconuts, Sliver, Asami, Myoko and Kyomi, Catrina, Cattaras, Jen, Becky and Fahari battle the darkness, only to find none of their attacks work! |
| Finale 1/4 | 10 Scenarios |
The Grand Finale begins with Vixen informing Catrina and Captain Morgan that Vixen could use a glaive stolen from Zedika Dark to teleport them into the tower, but she'll need Wateria to power it. Fortunately, Fahari is able to have her golden cocoabo deliver some! Later, Lapine and Fumblies help determine it can get them into the castle, but Fumblies isn't sure it can get them all the way to the top. Inside of the tower, Konall and Dash manage to outthink a mindreading Naughty Sorceress long enough to distract her- and to allow Morlencir Sylenia to create a mosquito sized bit of her suit to attack the Sorceress. It's enough to let the trio free to battle four of the NS's familiars!
Elsewhere, Bones leads the Elite 8 in a summoning ceremony, but Prince Blahking and his new Elite 7 interrupt it with a surprise attack! Becky, Cattaras and company meet up with Blackpaws, Glyn and others to battle various Kadlin loyalists, including an emo giant and Knob Goblins, whom Becky sways with her silly singing. |
| Finale 2/4 | 10 Scenarios | In the massive second part of the Grand Finale, Cattaras, Todd Blackpaws, Wildfall allies find themselves aided by seven strangers from the penultimate airship. As Lapine and Fumblies try to figure how to use the glaive to teleport them into the tower, Catrina, Zed, Asami, Vixen and Bandit are some of the defenders against an attack from Zedika Dark, the Scream Queen, and "Mirrorworld" versions of some of the AIL mainstays and very rare familiars. Blahking's Elite 7 find themselves in trouble against the Elite 8. Aleena, Konall and Dash vs. the Naughty Sorceress is interrupted by Kadlin. Bones finishes his summons, bringing in the Hey Daze managers of 7-Eternal for backup. Kadlin summons a dark beast HABRODAXUS and jumps from the tower. Sylenia tries to carry Konall after her, but is snatched away midflight, leaving an injured Konall to plunge out of the tower. |
| Finale 3/4 | 10 Scenarios | Catrina, Dash, and company force the dark beast to flee, but are forced to jump from the tower to the Morlencir ship. Unfortunately, it's quickly ripped apart! Elsewhere, a mysterious demonic figure watches the ship ripped to shreds. The battle pitting Prince Blahking's Elite 7, Penultimate airship members and their allies against the Elite 8 and managers of Hey Daze comes to a long, dramatic conclusion. | Rollover | Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 | The status of the 10 Scenarios- what's been solved and which issues remain- is updated in this special Mission Notice. | Co-roleplay | Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 | Dash is clearing out some of the thugs around the fallen Farnsworthy tower along with Dash's ex-wife Katlana and her lover Jake. They run into Catrina, who is in the middle of springing an ambush on some Honorburg thugs. Catrina and Katlana don't seem to get along at first, but team up when a group of Muri-Dan soldiers attack them. | Cameo | Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 | Right at/ before the start of Dash/ Katlana, it's mentioned Catrina and Jake are split off from the other two in the battle. Later, Jake informs Dash that something feels wrong near the tower and that Catrina wants to talk to him. | Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 | Something is going on around the tower that's messing with Catrina's senses, as well as Katlana and Jake, due to their energy powers. Sensing something bad is about to happen, they warn the enemies and allies around the tower to move the hell away. Catrina moves Kat and Dash away from the tower, explaining it reminded her of when she returned from Sliver's dimension. Also: Dash informs Catrina the glaive has been disposed of and later receives an update from Aleena. | Finale | Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 | Todd, SpaghettiGirl, Becky and others help Linger attempt to rescue Sassy Snake, but the "real" Catalinan slavers show up to help the local thugs! Shelldor and the ninja prince encounter a standoffish unadventurous adventurer named Bob and his army of familiars and later, along with the ship's mechanic, join the battle. Cattaras and Jen join later, then lead the fight against the Penultimate Airship. As other events around the Kingdom unfold, Dash updates Catrina on her brother's attack on the ship. They discuss the strange new ship that came through the portal and Dash's connection with the Morlencir.. before Dash kisses Catrina, old passions reawakening. |
| Rollover | Transition mission: mafia town | Season 3 kicks off with a recap of season 1 and 2, including Catrina's fall from grace and path to redemption. |
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