Uncle Crimbo's Summertime Renaissance Southern Fair: A GROARING problem - Season Three, Mission #5
Rollover and Finale written by Mary Kate O'Toole and Wildfall
Mission logo created at   Cool Text: Logo and Graphics Generator   by KOL player Pryncesself

Historical recap: The aftermath of the Pertene/ KOKOL war and the Knob Goblin Kingdom's war with KOKOL and eventual fall during Kadlin's destructive reign saw the rise and fall of heroes and legends, with names such as Jarlsboris Wildfall, Aleena, Sebastian Dash, Jen and others still active from those events. They're joined by new heroes such as Mary Kate O'Toole, Blackeagle, SnowCatCuties, Koumori and more.

The Story so far: After briefly controlling Seaside Town, the penguin mafia now have representatives on the Seaside Council, the ruling party of the Loathing Kingdom. The penguins also have worked with- and clashed with- the Somber Six recently on multiple occasions. More recently, the Seaside Town ordered adventurers to clear Lord Spookyraven's long abandoned mansion of the Six, although after the Six successfully revived Lord Spookyraven, the Council stepped in to stop the fight at the request of Uncle Crimbo, who had a desire to work with a certain member of the Somber Six- the Renaissance Giant.


So if you don't get a chance to see the dates on the original, this is our Christmas / winter holiday themed AIL mission for 2017, starting just a couple of days before Halloween of that same year. We were able to wrap up roleplaying mid January of 2018 - and we even got the Finale fully posted by the end of the month! It was a unique case where the mission directly leads into the next misson's Rollover, which we got posted the next day.

Unfortunately, this was also right as my life was undergoing a rather big change in various ways. My mother passed away from complications of cancer and I got a rather nasty cough, although on the plus side, I got a new job and started talking to fellow AIL handler Pat on the phone in real life, both of which are awesome. But due to those complications (and more I won't get into at the moment), AIL roleplaying has currently stalled out and my work on this archive slowed down considerably, almost stopping at one point. (Pat [Mary Kate's handler] recently mentioned getting a job at ShopCo as well so congratulations to her!)

There's no debuts nor notable deaths here, although Spaghettigirl does change her name to Luna! It's hard to say where this mission might lead to. Again, roleplaying is dominated by fairly new names to AIL like SnowCat and Mary Kate. We got a healthy mix of Koumori, Luna, Blackeagle and others as well. Although it was a holiday mission, a big part of roleplaying takes place before the Rollover- but we get into the 'current' mission as well later on.

Feature characters: Luna only shows up once here, but her transformation (from Spaghettigirl to Luna) could end up proving to be pretty important. She seems unaware she was ever known as SGirl!
Co feature character: Becky Joy and SnowCatCuties meet this mission and spend quite a few roleplays together! They bounce over the Kingdom, from Seaside Town to Degrassi to Lil Canadia- before finally heading south. They have plenty of fun antics and fight off thugs more than once along the way!
Co feature character: Wildfall and Mary Kate spend a lot of time exploring the relationship between the two and the resulting stories are quite amazing. They're also out looking for some old friends here.
The amazing and talented Iris is back for her second mission, too! We only really see her early on, in Seaside Town, but at some point, she ends up in Las MexiCaliVada by the Finale. Earlier, we see her with Wildfall and Mary in Seaside Town, though.
Sebastian Dash and Jen are still suffering from the effects of a Procrastion potion early on, and it seems it is especially dangerous to one of the two! Later on, they'll join up with . . .
Aleena! Yup, that's right, Aleena, Jen and Dash join up to fight Jester King of Beasts- and they get a lil help from Mary Kate as well. It's a fun lil' co-write with different types of humor.
Koumori brings his talents to the roleplay, meeting up with Wildfall and Mary to help the trio get properly involved in the mission - starting when MK and Wildfall deliver Koumori his gifts from the Crimbos. (Koumori gets some new Crimbo themed wing blades!)
Blackeagle wrap up the field, joining the newly renamed Luna, SnowCatCuties and Becky Joy in an epic co-write to battle some thugs. Blackeagle (John and Sherri) kick butt, like always!



 

And featuring: Father Crimbo and Uncle Crimbo (and their elves): The Crimbo siblings are the focus of this mission, although we don't see much of Uncle and even less of Father Crimbo during this one. But of course, the letters they send out are the premise for the mission, so there's that. Plus, it was our RL winter holidays, and the Crimbos are the basis of KOL's winter holidays (and the setting for this game is based on the KOL game).

Other NPC's: The archers, blacksmiths, the Candy store shopkeep, Darson, fire-eaters, Goblina, an elderly Gnollish lady, Green, half naked dancing girls, harness makers, Julie, kids, the laughing forests, Luna's P. R. E. S. S. I. E, Luna's rock, Diana Lynn, merchants, musicians, the quarry master, Red, Roger, Seaside Town ghosts, Seaside Town kids, Seaside town orhans, Seaside Town starving artist, Mr. Sew Rite (cameo), Smokey and her kittens, the tailor, Doctor Valour, vendors, and Uncle Crimbo's elves.

 

Feature antagonist group

Somber Six members: Boss Bat, Renaissance Giant and Baron von Ratsworth. Only half of the Six show up and the focus is mostly on the Giant and his festival theme in Las MexiCaliVada.

Additional antagonists: Annoying drunks, bats, Bones, a bugbear shaman, Blake Cutler, deceptive bandits, a Disco Bandit defector, the Jester King of Beasts, a Kung Fu Amphibian, a passive perfidious pastamancer, a Pokeelbeast trainer, several skeletons, silver haired orc, Snow White, a turtle tamer traitor and weird lookin' turtles.

 

 

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Index


 
Roleplay title Writer(s) player
cameos?
Information
Holiday Rollover Mary Kate and Wildfall sorta Along with some AIL history, the Rollover sees a note from Uncle Crimbo, inviting various adventurers to come explore a town where he and the Renaissance Giant have set up a renaissance Crimbo summer fair! Father Crimbo, skeptical of his brother, sends out a note of his own- asking adventurers to explore the town and figure out what Uncle Crimbo is up to!
Comforts Mary Kate and Wildfall no Wildfall and Mary make their way back home after the conclusion of the last mission. They're still shaken, especially Mary. The two share a tender moment.
A Sweet Reunion Becky Snow and SnowCat no SnowCat meets Becky and her Goblins. They run into a storekeeper who is happy to see Snow, who had helped when the storekeeper was robbed in a previous piece. Also: SnowCat shares a sweet & sour candy (warhead) with Becky!
Relaxation and Procrastination Dash and Jen Yes! Dash and Jen are still lingering under the effects of the procrastination potion from a previous piece - and for one of them, it might prove to be lethal!
"Kiddo No More!" Mary Kate and Wildfall no Wildfall comforts Mary after a tough night for both. The relationship between the two grows - and this piece gets kind of spicy!
An Unexpected Surprise SnowCat yeah After splitting up from Becky and the Goblins, Snow uses her tech to try to find a camping spot and accidentally impresses the local kids. Snow finds a lost kitten for one of the kids and ends up getting a kitten of her own!
Stew Beginnings Iris, Mary Kate and Wildfall no We get a taste of what Iris is up to after the last mission's Finale. She's suspicious of / annoyed by the Council stopping the battle so abruptly and explores Seaside Town, meeting the pretentious artist and spending her nights outside the Dept for the Shadowy arts. One morning, after hearing ghosts in the distance, she hunts pigeons and decides to make a stew. Elsewhere, Mary Kate presents Wildfall with a gift- an expensive outfit that nearly leaves Wildfall speechless. The two set down to the market for supplies and food and end up meeting Iris. Mary Kate gives Iris suggestions on shopping for fresh veggies and Iris invites the new couple to sup on stew with her.
Dinner Blahs Iris, Mary Kate and Wildfall no Iris has Wildfall and Mary by for soup - but Mary isn't hungry. She and Wildfall bicker a little. Mary doesn't like it when Wildfall suggests she's too young to drink.
Red's Alert - The cliche forest & the riddle of... Becky Joy and SnowCat no After an enjoyable night dining out with the candy store shopkeep, Becky and her Goblins set out for Degrassi. SnowCatCuties builds a trailer for her bike and catches up, only to find them fighting off a weak ambush. SnowCat helps Red chase after them (they'd stolen one of his many lunches) and takes the enemy down in the Repeating Woods, where Red finds strange canned laughter after everything he says. Weird!
The Degrassi Files Mary Kate and Wildfall nope Wildfall and Mary Kate work on relationship issues, like her wanting to make her own decisions, Wildfall being overprotective of her and their doubts about protecting each other, on the way to Degrassi. Once there, they look around for clues on where Fahari and Todd have been, find none, and end up agreeing to share a room together, ostensibly to save costs.
Snow days: Days spent in Degrassi! Becky Joy, Mary Kate, SnowCat and Wildfall naw After a speedy ride on SnowCat's bike/ trailer combo, she, Becky and Becky's Goblins arrive in Degrassi and decide to set up camp. Also: SnowCat shops for paint and supplies for camp and runs into a strange guy with memory issues. While searching for clues on where Todd and Fahari are, Mary Kate runs into- and is confused by- Becky Joy, who is hopping. Red finds SnowCat's potjie to be way too hot. SnowCat cracks a joke in the woods and is then given a letter by Becky (presumably one or both of the Crimbo letters).
Playful Times For Mary and Wildfall Koumori, Mary Kate and Wildfall no After being soaked in the rain, Wildfall and MK rush back to the inn room they're staying at together, stripping off their clothes. All of them. Guess what happens next? Later, after heading home to Seaside Town, they discover the gift packs and messages from Crimbo, one for each of them and one marked Koumori. After figuring out it might be Mary's bat friend, they set out to find Koumori, who quickly shows up. They deliver his gift. Koumori is even more surprised than Mary or Wildfall were! Then, Koumori senses the magic in the picture of Uncle Crimbo - and the three vanish into a light, teleported. . . somewhere.
Holiday Dash with Dash, Aleena and Mary Kate Aleena, Dash, Jen and Mary Kate no Dash, Aleena and Jen make small talk while on their way to Las MexiCaliVada when Jester King attacks! Nearby, after the end of her last piece, Mary Kate finds herself teleported to near the battle, and Wildfall and Koumori are nowhere to be seen! Mary Kate helps take down Jester King and walks to town with the elves and Dash- but she doesn't exactly get along with them.
The traitorous twists and turns on the trail Becky Joy, Blackeagle, Luna and SnowCat none SnowCatCuties has a sweet tooth and so the group ends up stopping by Lil Canadia when they're supposed to be heading south. SnowCat and Red shop for candy and then Snow takes Red and Green to hunt strange looking turtles (where Red gets the forest laughing and regrets it) while Goblina shops for value-priced jewelry and the others head to Chez Snootée to eat. On the way south, Becky spots Luna (then known as Spaghettigirl) and her two familiars, who join the trip south. When they stop for the night hours later, SGirl has a very strange dream. The group later runs into an ambush on their way to town, where SnowCat's shoulder is injured, but the group gets backup in the form of Blackeagle (John and Sherri). Then it's onto the town!

This is the historic co-write where Spaghettigirl changes her name to Luna!

SnowCatCuties: A Sexy Stranger SnowCat kinda SnowCat meets the mysterious Doctor Valour, who tends to her wounded shoulder and agrees to travel with her. SnowCat seems interested in the mysterious neko Doctor, sharing whiskey and laughs with her.
Mary Sees Double Mary Kate nope Still reeling from her argument with Sebastian Dash, Mary Kate is shocked to run into Diana Lynn, a female dancer from Ireaca who happens to look just like Mary Kate! The two then go to visit a drunken Uncle Crimbo, who is shocked, thinking he's seeing double!
CRIMBO FINALE PRELUDE Mary Kate and Wildfall no The Renaissance is going quite well! Dancers are dancing, business for local and visiting merchants is great, and juggling clowns, musicians, visitors and children fill the streets of the little town! Diana Lynn shows her "twin" Mary Kate around the town, taking her to see the local quarry master, where Wildfall meets up with them. They set out in search of Koumori, who realizes they're about to run into trouble - the Boss Bat, Baron von Ratsworth and Snow White are nearby! Also: Uncle Crimbo makes his way to a local bar where Luna and Becky watch John (Blackeagle) outhustle some would be hustlers. Luna and Becky get harrassed while the hustlers pick a fight with John and Mary. The brawling attracts the attention of Jen, Dash and Aleena, who then spot Uncle Crimbo crawling out of the bar.
CRIMBO FINALE Mary Kate and Wildfall no On his way sneaking out of the bar, Uncle Crimbo first runs into his brother (Father Crimbo) and then into the trio of Dash, Aleena and Jen, who initially decide they should trail Uncle Crimbo to see what he's up to before suddenly, inexplicably changing their minds and deciding to explore the town instead.. Mary, Wildfall and Koumori try to sneak away from a potential battle when they spot Iris. They're quickly spotted by Snow White and a couple Somber Six members, who are joined by an angry Renaissance Giant, who feels they're wrecking "his" town. Meanwhile, split up from her doctor friend Valour, SnowCat returns to the bar to find a lot of brawling. She deals with some of the drunks who attack her. John spots Black Cutlar outside, bullying a kid; John goes to help while Sherri, Luna and Becky Joy find themselves starting a battle with a Pokeelbeast training master and a Kung Fu Amphibian. Dash, Jen and Aleena are shocked to find a space bugbear shaman in town, who has a very nasty surprise in store for our heroes.

 

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