Official player bio

 

 

Turns out Lapine was a hero all along; now she's on vacation

Name: Lapine
Height: 5'1
Weight: 90 lbs.
Class: Sauceror
Occupation: Freelance thief/ Bunny Shaman
First AiL Appearance: Crossover: Debut of Todd Blackpaws and Lapine!
Updated: Febuary 7, 2018 (through Season three, mission #3: Mansion's Maniac Mysteries)

Personality: Bunny like. Seriously, although she's adorable, take her seriously or she'll blast ya with magic! When last seen, she was helping Dash, Konall and others trying to save the world and reality itself.

Skills and abilities: Her sauceror abilities allow her access to a variety of elemental magic of both the Loathing variety and off the common table, but they're decidedly more offensive than defensive. As a rabbit furry, she has heightened senses. She's also good with a staff. For a mage.
     She's also quite the healer.

Current status: Unknown (since the end of Season 2, roughly)

Recent news: Last seen trying to help Dash and Konall (and countless others) trying to stop Kadlin Bearsmasher from destroying the world and worlds beyond by releasting an evil spirit. She hasn't been seen since but it's thought she and Vixen might be on vacation, touring the world.
 

 
Note: Lapine's history was updated during Season 3 mission #5, The Six's Sinister Hunt.
 

 

Lapine (First appearance: Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction )
Appearances Mission Notes
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Lapine and her boyfriend, the debuting bard Todd, walk in during a furs-only catfight between Vixen and Catrina Whiteclaw. The fight eases up when the two are spotted, and we find out Lapine and Vixen are ex-lovers. The four and Sebastian Dash go about deciding which quests they're doing. Lapine, Todd, and Vixen choose the bitchin' meat car contest.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Becky has a talking box that only she can hear, formerly Shamus's. Lapine, shopping for bunny undies, bumps into Becky, and consoles her. Becky's friend Zanther Wolf had just undergone a strange transformation and was being consoled by Shelly. Becky and Lapine talk about opening a kissing booth but Lapine remembers she promised Vixen and Todd she'd help with a meatcar. Lapine promises Becky lots of kisses and hugs though.
Finale 1/5 Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction As ex-lovers, arguing might come easy to Lapine and Vixen, but Todd has a solution to their problem. The Finale starts to come into play as elsewhere in the Kingdom, Becky Joy and Zanther Wolf prepare, Dash and Cat get in a spot of trouble, Shamus gets lost, and more action unfolds.
Finale 4/5 Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Vixen and Lapine work together to try to win the meatcar contest, but even kissing, as requested, isn't enough to overcome an anti fur bigotry that prevents them from having a fair chance to win!

Also: Wolf and Becky hope lots of people like their yummy pies. Guacanator and Gnowland have a round of drinks and try to figure the issues with his meat car. And more.

Rollover War in Seaside Town The Knob Goblins are invading Seaside Town! Lapine, Vixen and Todd are in trouble. Stewart attacks Shamus XTreme. Lapine isn't seen again until the Finale.
Finale 2/3 War in Seaside Town During this Live RP, Lapine and the others battle against the Knob Goblins and Knob Goblin pyromancers. It has its share of funny lines, though. Vixen is off "making Goblin strew." The mage Arkane joins the party. Lapine grabs the "wrong mystical herb cigarette" and gets unfocused.
Finale 3/3 War in Seaside Town There's a magic shield guarding the Council of Loathing's building. After a little small talk with Vixen, Shamus XTreme and the bunch, Lapine and Kadlin attack it with magic. Also: Prince Blahking's Chibi Cherub send out messages to adventurers like Raw Hide, Becky Joy and Todd Blackpaws. Konall and Dash are here too.
Live RP Seaside Town: The Burning After gathering outside of the town, Crabjeses, Lapine, Vixen and Becky are among the heroes that go to stop Seaside Town from burning. Includes battles with Jester King of Beasts and Cattaras. Lapine doesn't play a big role in this but does get a skanky cloak even though she's not awake.
Live RP Seaside Town: The Burning Lapine and others are on guard duty as MTiger, Dash, Catrina and Konall lead KOKOL into battle against elite Knob Goblins, Jester King of Beasts, and Grillhamo!
Co-roleplay Seaside Town: The Burning Lapine's make-out session with Vixen is interrupted so they, Konall and Dash can fight Grimdeath the Incinerator and Cattaras Whiteclaw. It ends with Lapine, Vixen and Dash staring down their own mirror images in the Flipworld!
mention Seaside Town: The Burning BRIEFLY mentioned in opening OOC notes before Live RP VI.
mention Seaside Town: The Burning After Jester King of Beasts and Cattaras Whiteclaw battle Catrina Whiteclaw, Konall Bearsmasher and Becky Joy, Jester and Cattaras flee. Jester reflects on his previous success sending Lapine, Vixen and Dash to the other world- and foreshadows his "ultimate plan of betrayal" which would eventually target Catrina!
Co-roleplay Seaside Town: The Burning Lapine, Vixen and Dash find themselves stranded in a frozen version of Seaside Town, looking at dark versions of themselves! In fact, the bad guys win. It's only Lapine's surprise magic attack at the end that allows Dash and Vixen to escape.
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning Vixen and Lapine's part in the last fight are recapped when Dash meets up with Catrina, who is confused by the duplicity of the multiple scents in this odd "mirrorverse flipworld."
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning After some inventive Bugs Bunny'ish disguise work, Vixen manages to free Lapine. They get trapped in the end by Becky Joy's evil flip, Skullion Chick in this silly little Vixen solo.
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning During Shamus's solo, Inu reminds Shamus X-Treme a healer healed his leg, twice. I'm guessing Lapine was one of those times.
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning After Catrina is groped by Dark, Dash and Dark fight, with the unconscious bodies of Lapine and Vixen showing up at the end!
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning Live RP. Lapine is a bit testy. Blahking and Konall come to pick them and the others up in the Flip dimension. Konall is impatient. (Lapine and Vixen written by Dash here.)
Finale 1/2 Seaside Town: The Burning The battle to put out the blazing inferno sees Lapine, Kadlin and allies bashing a magical barrier protecting the Elite 7 and Goblin King, who've taken over the Council of Loathing dome. When it drops on its own, it's another round of Elite 7 representatives against KOKOL's finest! (Lapine shows up along with Todd and Sir Fumblies. Her attack magic proves pretty useful here!)
Finale 2/2 Seaside Town: The Burning Lapine and Vixen battle Mimi as the KOKOL / Knob Goblin battle continues, all leading up to a very fateful Catrina dream! (Which Lapine, Vixen, Blahking and others get a cameo role in.) This Finale changes AIL forever!

Also: Catrina battles snow ninjas. Cattaras again challenges Dash- but Dash has backup. Catrina and Vixen try to get through to Cattaras, but he escapes. Kadlin, Fluffy Hamster, Konall and Fumblies argue as they try to get through the force field.

Co-roleplay End of the Heroic Age: Fallout A very dramatic piece has Sebastian Dash close to death after Catrina's betrayal. Lapine is determined to convince him.. and Janos is standing by in case she fails and Dash becomes another zombie!
Flashback End of the Heroic Age: Fallout In a flashback to the Mirrorworld trip in this piece, Dash recovers from a brutal attack by Raw Hide.
mention End of the Heroic Age: Fallout While trying to sneak into Degrassi, Dash and Todd make small talk, with Lapine as one of the topics.
Live RP End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Lapine teleports to Konall's ship to see what the crew are up to. In addition to Konall, Todd and Dash, she finds Aleena, who's just arrived at the Kingdom of Loathing, having been fished out by the men. The five battle a Kraken.
Finale 2/5 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Dash and Todd are in over their head in the Feline Empire controlled Degrassi Knoll. It's lucky they run into Lapine and allies Janos and Shadow Darkstep in a bakery, since they have to take on Feline Empire forces such as Cattaras, Princess Precious, and.. Shamus XTreme and Becky Joy?! Oh no!

Meanwhile, Konall leads several forces into an epic battle against the untold number of zombies. Vixen and Awakensun join up. Catrina falls to her darker half and seduces King M-Tiger. Becky Joy has new Knob Goblin friends.

Finale 2/5 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Todd and Dash want to stop the Degrassi situation from exploding. Thankfully, they've got Lapine, the hunter Janos and Shadow Darkstep on their side. Naturally, they end up battling Cattaras and his forces, including Becky Joy and Shamus. Earlier, Shamus X-Treme, not comfortable teaming with Mimi and Blake, also runs into silly Becky who joins them.
Finale 3/5 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Lapine vrs. Shamus XTreme highlights the KOKOL vrs. Feline Empire battles as Lapine takes an arrow to the shoulder! But the two sides come together to battle a mutual ally that has enough might to challenge both! Cattaras again battles Dash. The demon larry's here as well, but it's Becky and Shamus who bring the fight to a strange and surprising end!
mention Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation Lapine isn't there but during Live RP XI, Vixen and Becky argue with Todd Blackpaws over the injury she sustained battling Shamus X-Treme.
mention Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dash and Ozzie are on their own and could seriously use a mage- Dash mentions Lapine among others. But there's none around; they're on their own.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! A fun and funny little piece where Dash tries to interrupt Todd's flirting with a barmaid with no luck ... until Todd's girlfriend Lapine shows up! The two talk Todd into helping them search for the princesses, but not without a little difficulty.
Finale 3/3 Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! In the lost mines of the former Knob Goblin empire, Lapine, Todd and Dash help their allies battle spectral spirits of miners who'd died in the caves. Lapine fades into the background after that as the rest of the team battles the Jester King of Beasts, the dread demon Dios and the Black Paladin! They save some princesses, too.
mention Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash recaps his history with Catrina to Aleena, including how she tried to kill him and Lapine healed Dash from the brink of death. Later, Dash and Aleena confront Cattaras and Catrina in Captain Morgan's room.
mention The Philler Gang Over in Honorburg, Becky asks Vixen where her 'bunny buddy' (Lapine) is; Vixen says "in some hole somewhere probably." Later, the two battle Philler Gang with help from Blackpaws, Catrina, Fumblies, Fahari and others.
Finale 2/3 Return to Mirrorworld In the otherworldly Mirrorworld, the heroes are gathered up and ready to take on Kwadlin- but they run into Dash's flipworld counterpart, Zedika Dark and to the heroes' surprise, Dark has not just his regular lackeys (Runic and Bandit) but also Catrina, Lapine and Vixen by his side! This is after Konall's flip - the meek and evil Konall Numberscruncher- immobilizes the heroes with a mind controlling device!
Finale 3/3 Return to Mirrorworld The heroes are dominated by mind control from Kwadlin's lackey- but Catrina turns on Dark! Lapine, and Vixen are still on Dark's side. Forces on both side fall until it comes down to a one on one showdown!
Finale 2/2 Holiday Among the two holiday scenarios unfolding, Vixen and Lapine take on Fumblies and Fahari in an action-packed Holiday Finale!
mention Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Todd is furious over hearing news on the Catalinan slavers being back, saying any furry- even Cattaras, Vixen, Lapine or the Muri-Dan- would be as well. Todd later runs into (literally) Jarlsboris Wildfall, Fumblies, and Fahari.
NPC Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Zed sets out towards Ninja Village and runs into Fahari. The two battle Zedika Dark- but fall to an ambush from Vixen, Lapine, Runic and Bandit!
NPC Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Cattaras, Zed and Fahari had been trapped by Runic and Bandit, but when the two furries go to make out, the trio slip free, only to confront Vixen and Lapine, who try to warn them off from the mission after trapping them in rope. After Lapine and Vixen send Runic and Lapine off, the heroes again slip free and are allowed to escape not just without a fight, but with a key Vixen "left behind." Seems Vixen and Lapine are hiding something from the heroes, Dark, and their otherworldly selves (whom Vixen and Lapine seem to hold a dominant position over).
NPC Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Cattaras, Zed and Fahari come upon Sebastian Dash and Katherine Swift, who are making out. This makes things rather uncomfortable, since there's a machine nearby artificially raising people's sexual desires, but they manage to move beyond that and make a plot for Forest Village, their destination. Eventually. (Oh, Zed recaps being captured and Vixen and Lapine being there.)
mention 10 Scenarios Dash and Todd fight their flipworld evil selves- with Dash and Todd joined by Katherine Swift while a nameless succubus joins Zedika Dark and "Darkfox." Honestly, Darkfox is kicking Todd's butt- but makes the mistake of threatening Lapine which sends Todd into a blind rage!
NPC 10 Scenarios Todd dreams of Lapines - but not our Lapine- before his dream turns into a nightmare. He wakes up to find himself still at camp with Swift and Dash, but Dash sneaks off suddenly. Turns out he's meeting with Lapine, Vixen, Runic and Bandit - and that Lapine and Vixen had secretly been working with him all along! They brought back a lance they stole from Zedika Dark, one that would have let him teleport around at will. They also brought their flipselves over to their side! Oh, Konall and his new allies are there. Todd and Swift show up. Lapine apologies to Todd for deceiving him.
NPC 10 Scenarios With Kadlin plotting to release the spirit on the Glaive, a full blown riot breaks out against Kadlin, but her forces might crush them! Luckily, Dash and Konall show up with an army, which includes Konall's new friends as well as Lapine, Todd, Vixen, Runic, Bandit, Swift and others! It's such an uphill battle that Dash suggests Todd try to leverage a favor into help from the penguin mafia for this epic battle!
Finale 1/4 10 Scenarios The naughty (formerly nice) sorceress has turned on Dash, Konall and space elf Sylenia and trapped them! Trying to distract her, Konall mentions the "bunny mages" (and others) are all better mages than the N.S. - and it works! (But they have to fight her familiars next.)
Finale 2/4 10 Scenarios Lapine, Vixen, Fahari, Fumblies and their allies try to battle through the massive war zone that's exploded outside of the former Farnsworthy tower, which Kadlin has transformed via vile necromancy into her tower. They battle Flipworld versions of Konall and Kadlin as well as the Scream Queen and more. Lapine finds herself in trouble against the mind-controlling devices of Konall Numberscruncher.

Meanwhile at the top of the tower, Konall, Dash and Sylenia battle the Naughty Sorceress- then Kadlin shows up! Elsewhere: The sinister Elite 8 are trying to summon demonic allies when Prince Blahking's New Elite 7 show up.

Finale 3/4 10 Scenarios Lapine and Vixen (along with Catrina, Runic, Bandit and allies) join Dash, Sylenia and Konall battling the dark beast Kadlin had unleashed! The battle of the Elite 7 and allies vs. the Elite 8 and Hey Daze bosses comes to a dramatic conclusion. Konall tries to chase his sister but instead ends up falling outside of the tower to the hard ground below. The Demonic Larry attacks a Morlencir ship.
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue Todd shows up to help Wildfall and his childhood Ireacan friend- the cute lass Mary Kate O'Toole- with some thugs. Todd convinces them to wander off with a little music. But when Todd hits in Mary, Wildfall casually brings up his girl Lapine, claiming the two have talked about marriage. This sets Mary off on Todd!
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue Becky Joy meets the martial arts duo Blackeagle, who can, among other things, jump really far distances due to their leg strength. Becky confuses them, at one point asking if they're "a rabbit furry like Lapine." (They're not even furries.)

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Adventures in Loathing


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