Official player bio

 

 

The unbreakable queen

Name: Queen Aleena
Height: 6'
Weight: 135 lbs
Stat Mastery: Smarts/ Special
Profession: Elfpunk Bandit
First public appearance: Season 1 Mission 11.
First AiL Appearance:  UNDEAD: Aleena's Debut
Updated: June 9, 2021 (through The Six's Sinister Hunt)

Personality: Befitting of a queen of an intergallactic empire, she's fearless, unbreakable and fiercely determined. She's also loyal to her allies in the "world of loathing," as she calls it. She can also be flirtatious and friendly, eager to make new allies but ruthless against her enemies.

Skills and abilities: Already highly proficient at martial arts and a competent strategist and hacker, Aleena has become a profecient archer/ bowwoman, which proved to be quite useful when she temporarily lost use of her cysuit. Her cysuit is a powerful tool, allowing her to contact others with nanites. It's also able to absorb impact quite proficiently. The suit allows her to form wings to fly, and a helmet to allow her to go underwater or simply stay safe in hostile environments or hack into the limited technology of the AIL world. However, the cysuit has proven to be weak to magic, including the magic-infused space bugbear technology.

Recent news: Aleena, Jen and Dash seem to be helpless under the control of a space bugbear shaman, who has sinister intentions.
 

The season so far: Aleena has been ambushed multiple times already, some more successfully than others. She's also had her cysuit compromised, been controlled by Jester King of Beasts and/ or the Black Paladin, and of course, more recently mind-controlled (more or less) by a bugbear shaman. Nevertheless, having disposed of both the evil glaive and a related mask, she's been fearless, battling Jester King of Beasts and Black Paladin multiple times, among other battles. The space bugbears and their mastery of magic and technology might be the greatest threat facing Aleena and the others.


 

 

Aleena (First appearance: End of the Heroic Age: Fallout)
Appearances Mission Notes
Roleplay End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Aleena battles another space elf in Aleena's space ship, leading the ship to crash to the planet of the Loathing Kingdom. The other elf is never seen after, but Aleena sure is!
Live RP End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Aleena debuts in a Live RP, being pulled from the waters by Todd Blackpaws, Sebastian Dash and Konall Bearsmasher. Lapine shows up during a fight with a tentacle sea monster. Dash seems a little cold towards Aleena here.
Finale 1/2 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout As Konall's Committee For Drastic And Unnecessarily Lethal Solutions prepares to try to drive the zombie infestation out of Seaside Town, Aleena and Max Thordicus show up to help. Meanwhile, Mtiger's reflections on recent events are interrupted as Queen Catrina shows up, and Vixen and Awakensun fight to survive the zombies.
Finale 2/2 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout The situation turns desperate as Aleena and Max fight at range against the zombies. Even with reinforcements from KOKOL and Catrina, it comes down to a desperate spell by Kadlin. One last attempt to stop the zombie apocalypse.
Live RP Typical Tavern Dash, Konall and Spaz invite Aleena on a vacation down south. Konall gives Aleena some local armor in the traditional fashion. (IE, way too much skin showing.) Becky Joy joins. Fumblies stops by. They head down south and deal with talking squirrel beasts, children selling gum and a vindictive Pokeeltrainer out for revenge
Live RP Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation Dash, Konall, Todd, Aleena and a few others are taking a relaxing vacation, recovering in a bar south of the border. That's where Aleena, Dash and Sir Fumblies engage in a traditional el dia de los moxios battle against the thugs, where it isn't how well you fight but how good you trash talk that determines.. er.. how well you fight. They also dive into a dungeon where they meet Armus the Unifier, a legendary figure from Aleena's homeworld's history!
Live RP Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation More dungeon diving, this time with Fahari and a werevamp replacing Dash and Becky Joy. Amrus gets a stick. This time, the dungeon diving involves pits full of snakes, illusionary rooms, a crazed old man who thinks he's a gameshow host, and rooms full of impressive treasures. And more! They also answer quiz questions from a statue.
Finale Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation We cap the vacation off with a huge dance event! Aleena only does average in it, not being yet familiar with the world or its dances.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Aleena and Katherine Swift - both naked- have a fun little run-in in the lake near Dash's campsite, which they use to tease Dash, who shows up at the wrong moment. Dash recruits them for a mission to rescue kidnapped princesses.
Live RP Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Chaos ensues as Konall, Dash, Katherine Swift and Aleena join Sir Fumblies and Fahari in exploring an odd ninja village south of Seaside Town. One which Konall had conquered in the past. Aleena's suit finds some oddly specific information in the village. After dealing with a mysterious old man and ninja fights, Aleena lets herself get kidnapped in order to get closer to Princess Jen Pi and Lady Goblin. After getting Pi and Lady out, the crew faces invincible ninjas. A demon named Dios helps them out, kills a small child, and teleports away with Sir Fumblies.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! As Dash goes off to gather firewood and food, Jen Pi and Aleena get to know each other, talk about Aleena's new dress made of magic smoke, and encounter Ozzie Whelk, a lost accountant whose clothes are torn and covered in blood. Soon after Dash returns, Jester King of Beasts and his thugs are teleported into the camp by Dios! The enemies get the jump on Aleena, kidnap her, Pi and Lady Goblin, and teleport them away, leaving Dash and Ozzie unconscious.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Aleena awakens to find herself helpless, held by the evil demon, Dios. Although his human side calls out for her help, the demon takes over, torturing Aleena and vowing to take her 'body and soul.' Scary and a bit disturbing.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! As Konall and his estranged sister team up to search for them, we find out Dios has Aleena mind controlled thanks to a slave crown. The two sides engage in battle.
Finale 1/3 Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dios's slave crown tricks Aleena into believing she's in love with the demon. They battle Kadlin and Konall. When they finally free Aleena from the slave crown, the passion between her and Konall explodes.
Finale 3/3 Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Fumblies, Cattaras and Becky try to help six princesses down south escape the pursuit of the ex-Soldier and his devious minions, who want to sell them to the Catalina slavers. Meanwhile, Ozzie, Konall and company deal with miner ghosts and fight the Jester King of Beasts, Dios and the Black Paladin- but it's the stealth of clever Aleena which spells freedom for the two princesses.
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Set at Dash's campsite, where Dash reflects on a strange message from Fahari and invites Aleena into his tent to help him figure out an outfit for the trip to Dash's old stomping grounds, Honorburg. Things end up heating up between Dash and Aleena. Rawr!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash and Aleena are a bit late arriving to the bar to meet Fahari and Blackpaws. Todd is curious about the reasons for them being late and ignores Dash's attempts to change the subject. Aleena doesn't seem to mind Todd's questions as much. Meanwhile, a few of the patrons who picked a fight with Fahari end up being pirates from a ship whom Dash and Catrina once worked with during the Chrono Quest. Special appearance by the dread pirate Rebecca!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Aboard the ship, Dash explains his history with the pirates and Catrina to a curious Aleena when the two are summoned by the ship's captain. They're less than pleased to find they're sharing a ride with Catrina and Cattaras. It even leads to a brief catfight!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue This time, it's Aleena's turn to tell Dash a little of her history. The two then discuss Honorburg with each other and a few chatty pirates.
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash tells his side of his split with Catrina to the pirate as the ship arrives in town, where a mysterious figure attacks! Aleena leads the battle against the teleporting swordsman- until it turns out Dash and the hero have a shared history, anyway. Just another "heroes misunderstand and fight" battle.
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Aleena finds the city's pollution more noticeable than Dash. The two invade a Fifth Council building, joined by Cyber Sunset. Unfortunately, they're not quite stealthy enough.
Finale 1/3 Return of the Dashing Rogue Although held helpless in the grip of a member of the magic group the Triangle of Barbs, Aleena is defiant! Dash attempts to help her. Elsewhere, the other heroes are set on a course towards the base for the final showdown. Cattaras and Becky run into Dash's ex and her current boyfriend.
Finale 2/3 Return of the Dashing Rogue It goes from bad to worse as Aleena finds herself imprisoned with the princesses and magically stripped, with the mage planning to strip them of their life force to fuel a dark spell! Luckily, reinforcements have arrived.
Finale 3/3 Return of the Dashing Rogue Aleena and the princesses are free, but enough of their life energy is sapped for the dark mage to summon a sorcerer's summonist. The mage turns on his Fifth Council allies and the summonist calls forth dark versions of its enemies, but an ice storm from Becky and Aleena's expert hacking might be enough to save the day.
Rollover The Philler Gang Fumblie reported Kadlin is missing. Catrina and Cattaras determine Konall kidnapped her! Since Aleena and Dash refuse to believe it, the felines enlist the help of Fahari. Catt and Cat then superspeed Aleena and Dash to the scene of the attack - which ends up being an ambush!
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Aleena and Dash unite with Catrina and Cattaras although there is a lot of infighting. This leads to Catrina fighting Dash, and seemingly killing her former friend!
mention The Philler Gang Becky Joy thinks Aleena and Dash might have gone off with "those kitties" but she isn't totally sure.
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Seeing Catrina kill Dash drives Aleena over the edge; she uses lasers to attack Catrina and Cattaras and then focuses on trying to heal Dash; both of these put her life at risk. Later, Dash meets the Feline Goddess and moxie deity Sneaky Pete, while Aleena is revived and bonds with Cattaras, who took a beating for saving her and Dash.
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Dash finally wakes up, three days after being almost killed, to see Aleena's still there. She uses her nanites to put Dash to sleep so he can recover, but it's clear he'll be dealing with the aftermath of the attack for a while to come.
mention The Philler Gang During her meeting with Sir Fumblies, Fahari mentions the last she knew, Catrina and Cattaras were with Jen and Dash.
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Thanks to Aleena and her nanites, Dash has recovered much quicker than expected. They meet with Cyber Sunset to discuss business and possible leads on the gang that attacked them. Cattaras shows up, badly wounded at the hands of Catrina, punishment for saving Dash and Aleena. Aleena wishes to be intimate with Dash and Cattaras (together), but neither is comfortable with that idea - at least, Dash isn't.
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Dash and Cattaras have a heart to heart conversation about Catrina and Aleena when Aleena herself shows up. They mull over the idea of Konall kidnapping Kadlin being ridiculous. Later, after doing some digging, Cyber Sunset meets up with Dash, who explains the kidnapping scenario.
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Aleena is worried about both Cattaras and Dash, but he insists on following up a lead of his own while Aleena and Catt follow up on a matchbook Cyber Sunset had found.
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang Aleena and Cattaras arrive on the scene in time to help Becky Joy, Sir Fumblies, Fahari and Vixen battle the Philler Gang. Surprisingly, the Gang ends up capturing our heroes after a dramatic battle!
Co-roleplay The Philler Gang The mage, Liet Nien, has Aleena trapped, forcing her to. . . play card games?! Cyber Sunset to the rescue! Later, Aleena contacts Dash before she and Sunset follow a clue - a matchbox with the name "Pellr Hotel." Ominiously, a coin from a giant slot machine produces a glowing coin.
Cameo The Philler Gang We see Dash's side of the conversation with Aleena as Dash heads to talk to a contact of his own.
Finale 1/2 The Philler Gang One of a few flashbacks establishes how Aleena and Cyber Sunset (with Dash not far behind) enter the Pellr Hotel, only to be successfully ambushed and captured! Aleena finds herself trapped in the same room as Becky Joy but she's able to guide Becky to using her ice powers to help free the two from their captivity. Elsewhere, Cyber Sunset finds himself captured alongside Vixen. Later, Aleena tries to contact Dash only to find him trapped in some strange vision. She and Becky rush to help him out!
Finale 2/2 The Philler Gang Aleena and Becky aren't the only ones who escaped prisons/ traps. The heroes / Feline Empire battle Kwadlin and his forces, but one by one, they all vanish thanks to a mysterious mirror and Kwadlin.
Rollover Return to Mirrorworld In-fighting everywhere! On a strange island, Cattaras and Fumblies are at each other's throats, although that isn't unusual. Elsewhere, Dash and Konall seem ready to fight over Aleena. (Kadlin's there, too.) Not much of a surprise. But it turns out Kwadlin is using magic and drugs to try to get the heroes to fight each other, promising a great reward to the winner before teleporting Dash, Konall and Aleena to different parts of the cold desert to the south.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld Aleena ends up on a leash near a town, inexplicably terrified. When she goes to the bar in the center of town, it attracts some unwanted attention; she fights back and beats up anyone messing with her. Turns out the drugs and magic reward her by making her tougher than ever. Elsewhere, Konall nearly beats Dash, but Dash is able to use guile and trickery to sneak away - although it costs him most of his flash paper.
mention Return to Mirrorworld Ozzie Whelk is there during Sassy Snake's debut, commenting on the adventuring prowess and great hair of Dash and Aleena. (Also: Dash, still under the drug's effect, meets with Aleena.)
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld As Aleena soars through the skies on nanite wings, she's attacked, first by Kadlin's summoned harpy and then by Kadlin in bear form! As they battle, Aleena explains the effects of the drug. After some creative 'curing' for Aleena's heightened sense of sexual desires, the two team up to look for Konall.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld Aleena and Kadlin join Konall, but only after he fights dangerous lizards named Mzarduks, gets killed by them, returns and assumes leadership of a small village who hunt the Mzarduks. Konall is surprised to find out the drug is causing Aleena to need sex- but doesn't protest it.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld Aleena uses her cysuit to set up a virtual meeting with Dash. They promise to meet again soon.
mention Return to Mirrorworld Wrestling with loneliness, Becky figures "Aleenie" is too busy to hang with Becky. Becky then runs into a family on the run.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld Aleena is there to support Konall in his new role as tribal shaman as he resolves a dispute between his sister and the tribe. Konall leads the group to a haunted place to get much needed water. During the conflict with the spirits, Aleena is possessed but Konall comes to her aid. Spaz also claims he was supposed to be Kadlin's familiar, not Konall's.
mention Return to Mirrorworld We pick up on Cattaras and Fumblies right after they saw the vision of Aleena, Konall and Dash. Cattaras battles Fumblies but they're interrupted by some strange cavemen.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld During their second mindlink, Dash finds himself in a dystopic nightmare vision. Aleena guides him towards a more pleasurable (sexual) experience as the two exchange information.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld During her brief encounter with Cyber Sunset, Becky briefly mentions Aleena again, accusing Sunset of making them all vanish. (He didn't.)
mention Return to Mirrorworld Dash shakes off the effects of the drug and thanks Sassy Snake for putting up with him as Dash mentions Aleena's been helping him regain his control.
Co-roleplay Return to Mirrorworld Dash arrives and requests help from Aleena and Konall, who are still in bed together. They both want her to come with; Aleena chooses to scout the skies instead. Alone.
Finale 1/3 Return to Mirrorworld Dash and Konall are still arguing and seem ready to fight again; Aleena and (surprisingly) Kadlin get them to realize they're on the same team. Elsewhere, strangers from the land of Ireaca battle Cyber Sunset and each other; Becky Joy arrives on the scene. Cattaras and Fumblie meet Catrina's doppelganger, Lady Catrina, along with the world's version of Daisuke and Cattaras.
Finale 2/3 Return to Mirrorworld Konall has Aleena, Dash and the others in the attack party introduce themselves over a meal. Elsewhere, Lady Cattaras and her army (including Zanther, Cattaras, Fumblies and more) enjoy a meal of their own. Other heroes and adventurers meet up in other spots. Konall leads his army against dark beasts while Lady Whiteclaw's forces attack from another side. However, all forces fall to a mind control device from the evil version of Konall.
Finale 3/3 Return to Mirrorworld With Aleena and the others held under Konall Numberscruncher's mind control sway, Konall and Fumblies try a little trash talk to distract him. Aleena lets her cysuit take over. Eventually, the heroes are able to break free and battle Kwadlin's forces- but in the end, it comes down to Konall vs Kwadlin!
Rollover The Third Faction Konall is upset when he finds out KOKOL's King (MTiger) has decided to abandon an outpost to the Penguin Mafia. It doesn't help when Konall walks in on Dash and Aleena. Meanwhile, Sir Fumblies arrives at the outpost, taking issue with the penguins issuing threats. The penguins decide not to press the issue when they realize Konall is riding towards the outpost.
Co-roleplay The Third Faction After this piece starts at the very end of the Mirrorworld Finale, Aleena meets the enigmatic (and debuting) Zed Shinestone, who has a family curse that causes women to be irresistibly attracted to him. Suspicious, Aleena first threatens him to ensure he isn't a part of another Kwadlin/ Philler gang plot. Satisfied he's not, she then gives into her lusts, knowing about his curse. (Her suit detected the 'chemical trace' immediately.)
mention The Third Faction As Dash and Sunset find themselves stranded on the mountains (probably The Big Mountains), Dash reflects on the battle pitting him, Aleena and Konall (and others) against Kwadlin.
Co-roleplay The Third Faction After the incident with Konall, Aleena decides it's time to retrieve her spaceship. She asks for Dash's help, which he's happy to give although he isn't anxious for her to leave the planet.
Co-roleplay The Third Faction Having learned of Aleena's plans to leave the planet, Kadlin is eager to see her go, feeling she used Konall. Thus, Kadlin brings Aleena some magical explosions to help Aleena free her ship.
Co-roleplay The Third Faction Cyber Sunset and Dash help Aleena battle a sea monster and finally recover her ship from the depths of the ocean. They board the ship at the end.
Finale The Third Faction Aleena joins Dash, Sunset and Katherine Swift in a battle against the Muri-Dan, Jester King and Black Paladin. Elsewhere, Fumblies and Konall outsmart the penguin mafia into attacking approaching members of the Feline Empire.
Co-roleplay Holiday! Aboard her spaceship (which Konall hates and Dash is fascinated by), Aleena says goodbye to both men, closing an important chapter on all their lives- for the time being.
mention Holiday! Konall is feeling down during his holiday traditional hunting and is very much missing Aleena.
Co-roleplay Holiday! As she leaves the planet, Aleena contacts fellow Morlencir Jen, who travels to the planet along with space elves Tarvel, Glyn and Raven. They meet (and meet up with) Dash. At the end, they ride into a confrontation with Black Paladin and unknown allies.
mention Holiday! Black Paladin and new allies Soul Shield and an unnamed "shadow puppet king" come for Aleena, but find Dash, Jen, Tarvel, Gyln and Raven instead- and a fight!
mention Holiday! After Black Paladin dumps his prisoners Jen and Dash, they discuss how Jen met Aleena on the walk back.
mention Holiday! Before battling Zedika Dark, Zed Shinestone reflects on Aleena, wondering if he might be connected to Kwadlin. Zed draws the conclusion that this could be a dangerous assumption for someone to make.
mention Holiday! Katherine asks the space elves about Aleena. Later, on Aleena's behalf, Dash and Katherine join Jen and the space elves in meeting Blahking.
Cameo Holiday! Jen is very suspicious of what happened between Zed and Aleena, so Jen contacts Aleena, who lets her know she's okay with what happened. (This is after the space elves save Zed, who is fighting the Queen of Hate's living Hey Daze spawned cards.
mention Holiday! Before meeting up with a lost and confused Sassy Snake, Dash realizes the other space elves just mostly remind him of Aleena, whom he misses much.
Finale 2/2 Holiday! Just a brief "mention" as Zed is aware that, of course, the elves are from "wherever Aleena is from."
mention Konall's Grudge As the elves meet up with KOKOL, Jen still reminds Dash of Aleena.
mention Konall's Grudge Upon meeting with Zed, Becky asks if he's "with KOKOL" like Dash, Aleena and Konall. (He isn't sure!)
cameo Konall's Grudge Jen helps Dash meet up with Aleena virtually, where the two share a "virtual" good time. Later, Jen (with Dash accompanying) meets Cattaras.
mention Konall's Grudge Glyn meets Konall, using Aleena's memories to find him. Konall is still missing her as well. They discuss Konall's sister Kadlin.
Finale Konall's Grudge She's not here but one of the space elves (probably Jen) is referred to as the "not-Aleena."
mention Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul As they arrive to help the locals in the face of Kadlin's unnatural disaster, Cattaras mentions to Dash he can't "sense" the people trapped - he's not Aleena.
mention Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Dealing with a machine that heightens one's natural sexual urges, Cattaras naturally thinks of Aleena and her "black pantheress" cysuit outfit. (Naturally.)
mention Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Dwelling on Aleena's mention of Kwadlin's drugs, Zed asks Cattaras, but as the two are trapped (with Fahari), Catt isn't interested in remembering that fiasco right now.
mention Guild Warriors II: Machines and Soul Konall encounters and verbally subdues a demon into serving him (since he's a shaman), including all of the demon's small army. Including a succubus who attempts to prove her ability to provide a distraction by shapeshifting into Aleena. Konall does not care for the move. Konall later battles Hunk, one on one!
Rollover Return to Hey Daze After Becky and Cattaras get free of the Feline Empire, they turn to Dash for help with finding Catt's sister Catrina. Dash promises his help and that of the space elves. Becky asks if that means Aleena will come along but Dash says he doesn't know.
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Dash turns to the Morlencir for help. Aleena contacts him from the stars, even though it feels like she's really there. Aleena shows Dash Konall's conversation with Zed, and they discuss Dash's desire to rescue Catrina as well as the fear of the Dark Ones. Although not sold on their threat, Aleena and the other space elves offer to help Dash rescue Catrina from Hey Daze.
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Cyber Sunset is heading back to the planet of loathing, and Aleena's there. So are space elves Valaria, Zachane and Jen. Quite the ride for Sunset, indeed!
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Aleena and six space elves meet up with Dash, Fahari, Wildfall, Blackpaws and Sunset and enter Hey Daze, with Aleena and three elves staying behind to guard the portal.
Co-roleplay Return to Hey Daze Aleena offers guidance to Dash and his small army as they arrive in Hey Daze but a mysterious demonic smoke quickly surrounds the heroes. When the smoke is gone, they're split up into multiple hellish scenarios.
Finale 1/4 Return to Hey Daze Aleena set up an energy force field to keep anyone out who might intrude with the gate to Hey Daze. Lucky thing, since Kadlin and the penguin mafia are nearby but fighting each other. In Hey Daze, after a battle, Konall and Zed have lost Catrina and the insane Jay while Dash and Glyn are in a twisted version of Hey Daze. Others have their own Hey Daze problems.
Finale 2/4 Return to Hey Daze While Kadlin finishes off the penguin mafia, Aleena has her fellow space elves build a metal barrier to the gate. However, Kadlin confronts them, using horrible magic to twist and distort the bodies of Aleena and Valaria. After an orbital strike fails to finish off Aleena, Zachane and Jen arrive to help them battle Kadlin's dark powers, but Kadlin sneaks through the gate. Meanwhile, in Hey Daze, things continue to get worse as Dr. Darth, Bones, Wild Bull and Hunk all fight our heroes.
Finale 3/4 Return to Hey Daze Aleena meets up with Konall, Todd, Jay and others. Konall is enraged upon finding out what Kadlin did to her. Dash and company meet up with Fumblies and company. Catrina meets Fahari and more!
Finale 4/4 Return to Hey Daze Aleena, Dash, Konall and a host of allies battle Kadlin and her Goblin Smashers in an epic battle over Catrina's soul!
mention 10 Scenarios Dash and Cattaras track down Todd and Fahari. Dash later mentions sending Aleena to help with a sick Chrono Dragon.
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios Due to the looming threat of Kadlin, Aleena is recalled to the stars to avoid the danger. Neither she nor Dash are happy about it.
mention 10 Scenarios Jen meets Cattaras! Jen informs Catt that she's there to 'fill in' for Aleena who was recalled. Catt definitely misses Aleena and later sends her a grope through Jen.
mention 10 Scenarios Jen is representing Aleena for not just the Chrono Dragon situation but all matters during a tense meeting with Prince Blahking, who seems very . . . . off.
mention 10 Scenarios Aleena's shadow is felt as Jen, Cattaras and others arrive at the Mysterious Island of Mystery and update the recent recruits on it. Jen offers Cattaras some of her nanites to help the two stay in touch.
Co-roleplay 10 Scenarios With Kadlin's looming threat hanging over the world, Aleena and Konall reunite to patch their differences, knowing it might be the last time they see each other.
mention 10 Scenarios As she realizes her brother Cattaras and Jen might be getting serious, Catrina reflects that the interactions between Dash and Aleena are all she knows of the Morlencir.
mention 10 Scenarios Cattaras reflects on the sad times Catrina had given in to her dark side- including finding out that Dash had seemingly moved on to be with Aleena. (Catt, Jen and company later fight a creature of darkness, after which Jen uses most of her cysuit to help the Chrono Dragon heal.)
Finale 4/4 10 Scenarios Kadlin has just killed Konall. Aleena arrives to see Kadlin finally regretting what she's become. Aleena promises to get rid of the glaive forever, after which Kadlin ends her undead life to seal the glaive up. Kadlin later meets Konall in "Valhalla, land of the gods and brave warriors who died honorably in battle."
Rollover Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 The mission briefing recaps the previous mission, during which Aleena gained possession of the cursed glaive, under orders to dispose of it into a black star.
Co-Roleplay Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 While on the field of the aftermath around Kadlin's tower, Dash gets in contact with Aleena. She tells him the glaive was thrown into a black hole; Dash notices a previously unnoticed anomaly on the replay.
Co-Roleplay Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 After reflecting Aleena disposing of the glaive, Dash contacts her. Sounds like there's something trying to break through from another dimension. And there is - something large and shaped like a bugbear. Maybe a ship?
Co-Roleplay Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 Dash contacts Aleena about the spaceship which Dash is watching from a safe distance. Aleena is as clueless as the others - but plans to come back to the world of loathing in person.
Finale Mission #10.5: The Grand Finale 5/5 Aleena arrives on the planet, drawn by the mystery of the bugbear shaped spaceship. Elsewhere, her brother Cattaras and Jen attempt to free the Ultimate Airship while Blackpaws, Wildfall, and others attempt to free Sassy Snake, her friends, and others from Catalina slavers.
Rollover Transition mission: mafia town During the recap of Season 2, it's mentioned Aleena disposed of the evil glaive (into a black hole) and later returns to help investigate the appearance of a strange bugbear shaped ship.
mention Transition mission: mafia town Wildfall meets Alys, a wood elf who has a serious interest in the space elves she's heard about.
Rollover CatBird: Search or Rescue Aleena, Dash and Catrina follow a lead on Catrina's infant son into a cave, but are ambushed by members of the Elite 8. Later on, during celebrations in Seaside Town, Cattaras and Jen find out about the ambush. Blahking requests help rescuing Dash, Aleena and Catrina while the Council requests help in tracking down the missing Toot Oriole.
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue As Cattaras, Becky and Jen recover from a tough battle against the Elite 8, Becky asks Jen if she knows where Aleena and Catrina's baby is at, but Jen has no information to offer.
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue Becky Joy explains to ninjas at Fumblie's camp how her, Jen and Cattaras were trying to save Aleena, Dash and Catrina. Becky later sets off to help those ninjas find one of their own.
Co-roleplay CatBird: Search or Rescue Aleena is held captive, being tortured through images projected into her mind, as Dash finds out when he tries to contact her. Catrina and Dash are both tied up, and Dash is half blind, but they manage to finally get free, eventually finding and freeing her from her prison - but the mental damage has her in a ball, crying. (Dash also comes face to face with a mutated bugbear on a mental plane when he tries to contact Aleena. It seems like it plans to destroy the space elves outright.)
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue Upon meeting Sassy Snake and her group on the currently-cursed mountains, Becky explains to Sassy Snake how she had been looking for the missing trio of Aleena, Dash and Catrina.
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue After helping Blackeagle battle Mimi and Blake Cutler, Becky again mentions she's out looking for Aleena, Dash and Catrina.
mention CatBird: Search or Rescue As Jen and Cattaras are talking to Daisuke, who is just recovering from being controlled by an enchanted mask, Jen says they'll wait for a signal from Aleena, Dash and Catrina - and that Jester King, the Muri-Dan and the others "have a lot to answer for."
Finale 1/3 CatBird: Search or Rescue As Catrina, Dash and Aleena try to escape the caves after escaping from the space bugbear captivity, Aleena is unwilling to trust her cysuit. Elsewhere, Mary Kate helps Shelldor, Bob, Alys and others aboard Captain Horatio's ship. Prince Blahking, Cattaras and Jen interrogate their prisoner, Daisuke, who asks for their help.
Finale 3/3 CatBird: Search or Rescue Aleena is terrified of using her cysuit, not knowing what the space bugbears might have done to it. She rigs up an explosion to get her, Dash and Catrina past the bugbear force field, where Jen, Cattaras and others are waiting to help them battle the bugbears. Elsewhere, Alys, Blackpaws, and others battle Larry the Demon and later split up to try to find the Toot Oriole.
Co-Roleplay Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin Aleena, Dash and Catrina go hunting Muri-dan for information on where Catrina's son might be, while a flashback shows Catrina testing Aleena to see how well Aleena can fight without the help of a cysuit.
Finale 1/3 Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin Convinced the Black Paladin might know where Catrina's baby is, Dash leads Catrina and Aleena (still without her cysuit) into Knob Goblin territory where they run into a few battles. Concerned with the rats and bats, Mary Kate and Wildfall meet with Fahari and Blackpaws. Concerned with having too much going on, the Council decides to hire reporters to help them keep it all straight.
Finale 2/3 Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin Catrina, Aleena and Dash make it to Catrina's former throne room in the Knob Goblin stronghold, hoping to find a clue on Cat's offspring. Instead, they find- and battle- the Black Paladin (who eventually flees) as well as Knob Goblin forces.

Elsewhere, Spaghettigirl and Becky Joy find a key to the mansion in Seaside Town, Sassy Snake and company meet up with Shelldor, Bob and his other familiars, Todd, Fahari and Mary Kate get a lead on recent thefts in Degrassi Knoll, and street urchin Gem asks for Bristle's help finding evidence the Rat King killed someone close to their mutual friend Sassy Snake.

Finale 3/3 Rats, Bats and other types of Vermin Aleena, Catrina and Dash finally track down the Black Paladin. Dash turns to take care of guards when a space bugbear shows up and teleports away with Catrina, leaving Aleena distracted enough for the Paladin to take advantage.

This is reported on, as are other stories: Becky, Bristle, Gem, and Spaghettigirl enter the Spookyraven mansion but are driven out when Lord Spookyraven is revived. Sassy Snake, Bob and company are at the Typical Tavern when Ratso shows up, holding Mole captive. After a brief battle, Ratso (with backup from two Trinity members) escapes with Mole.

Todd, Fahari, Blackeagle, Mary Kate and Wildfall ambush Baron on Ratsworth and the Boss Bat. While Blackeagle fight Mimi and Blake Cutler and Fahari and Blackpaws vanish, Wildfall tells Mary Kate she isn't ready to fight Ratsworth. After Ratsworth defeats Wildfall, Mary Kate gets upset and gives Ratsworth a beating he'll never forget!

Co-Roleplay Mansion's Maniac Mysteries Aleena uses a trick of her smoke gown to scare off Black Paladin. Jen and Cattaras show up. Jen helps Aleena reset her cysuit and Dash's. After Jen and Aleena tease Cattaras, Dash suggests heading back to Seaside Town to figure what's next.
Co-Roleplay Mansion's Maniac Mysteries Cattaras and Dash are worried about Aleena but she says she's okay. Along with Jen, they track down Black Paladin and Jester King of Beasts for another battle. Paladin points towards Seaside Town, maybe a clue on Catrina's wearabouts. Cattaras zooms off, with Jen and Dash following and Aleena wanting another crack at Paladin and Jester.
Finale 1/3 Mansion's Maniac Mysteries Aleena extrudes blades from her cysuit and uses them to cut off Black Paladin's armor. However, the pieces of armor entrap her with stench/ spooky tentacles which take control of Aleena! Elsewhere, almost all of the other adventurers are either trying to get past the mysterious force field in Seaside Town or are in the process of coming upon it.
Finale 2/3 Mansion's Maniac Mysteries Catrina thinks she's battling the Black Paladin- but it's actually Aleena trapped under Paladin's armor, being forced to fight against her will! In Seaside Town, Cattaras battles two Trinity members, Sassy Snake and her crew watch over a young girl named Pete, and Mary Kate and Shelldor battle the Boss Bat and more!
Finale 3/3 Mansion's Maniac Mysteries Todd, Fahari and Alys escape confinement to see Catrina battling Black Paladin, who they quickly realize isn't really the Paladin, it's Aleena! In Seaside Town, the rest of the adventurers are locked into a ferocious battle with members of the Somber Six - at least, until the Council of Loathing and Uncle Crimbo show up.
mention Uncle Crimbo's Summertime Renaissance Southern Fair: A GROARING problem Jen and Dash are being badly affected by a procrastination potion- although an image of Aleena still flickers in the mind of each.
Co-roleplay Uncle Crimbo's Summertime Renaissance Southern Fair: A GROARING problem The hated Jester King of Beasts ambushes Aleena, Dash and Jen but Mary Kate helps fight the Jester King off. Mary Kate accompanies them to town but her and Dash really do not get along so Mary parts and goes her own way.
Finale 1/2 Uncle Crimbo's Summertime Renaissance Southern Fair: A GROARING problem Luna, Blackeagle and Becky Joy get into fights in a bar which attracts the attention of Dash, Aleena and Jen, who are looking to find what Uncle Crimbo is up to. Elsewhere, Mary Kate, her "twin" Diana Lynn and Wildfall search the town, watched over by Mary Kate's bat friend Koumari, who quickly spots trouble - Ratsworth, Snow White and the Boss Bat!
Finale 2/2 Uncle Crimbo's Summertime Renaissance Southern Fair: A GROARING problem Dash, Aleena and Jen decide to follow Uncle Crimbo only to have some mysterious force redirect their attention to exploring the town. It's a trap, though, and they quickly find themselves under the control of a strange bugbear shaman! The others quickly find themselves split up and in fights of their own. Things do not end well for our heroes in this one.
Rollover The Six's Sinister Hunt The bugbear shaman exercises seemingly complete control over Aleena, Dash and Jen, demanding to know the weaknesses of their allies. Elsewhere, a figure pulls SnowCatCuties away from the action but the rest of the adventurers continue to be in serious trouble!

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Adventures in Loathing


 Kingdom of Loathing (KOL) is a (mostly) original online game that apparently has something to do with Asymmetric Publications, LLC, and something called a Jick, who probably copyrighted and trademarked the thing up the wahoozer. Wahoozer is a word I just made up. If you don't like it, bite me. And if you refuse to bite me go to . . . ANYWAY, this is the archive for an interactive writing game based on KOL, and a specific clan within- the Kingdom of KOL. Specific characters belong to their specific owners, specifically, unless specifically stated otherwise. This game was developed by Joshua A. Dexter, with rules based in part on Mercenary and Equinox. This is a non profit game done for entertainment purposes only. If a rash develops on your imagination, desist use immediately and consult a physician, psychologist, or 1-900 psychic for further assistance. KOL forums, storeentry at AnswersKOL's entry at Archive.org, and it's entry at Wikipedia, and KOL's own wiki. - JAD

In other words, I don't own KOL, or KOKOL, and KOKOL doesn't own KOL. Get it?