Master of many swords!

Name: Sebastian Dash
Height: 6'2
Weight: 232
Class: Disco Bandit
Profession: Hero
First Public Appearance: Dash first made his name when he arrived in Seaside Town as a young would-be pickpocket. He quickly refined his options after several brushes with the law.
First AiL Appearance: Return of the Dashing Rogue
Updated: July 21, 2011 (Through Return of the Dashing Rogue)

Personality: Recruited from far South of the Border, the sly selfstyled "Dashing Rogue" Sebastian Dash is a self styled hero currently working in the general service of the Kingdom of KOL. Dash's shown his bravery in a handful of missions, most notably The Chrono Quest, which took them to the Mysterious Island of Mystery in order to deal with a strange, legendary dragon. After being betrayed by his one time ally Catrina Whiteclaw, Sebastian Dash's faith was shaken to the core. Recently, however, he's found a new ally and confident; the space elf, Aleena.

Skills and abilities: First and foremost, Sebastian Dash is the master the broadsword! Can be delightfully charming or obnoxious and confrontational, depending on his mood. He's also quick, experienced, and tough, which makes an impressive trifecta in battle. That, and he's got the stamina to keep him in the game long term- whatever the game ends up being.

 

Recent news: Sebastian Dash finds himself along with several others, returned to the Mirrorverse.. and drugged up against his will, more or less being forced to battle his allies and enemies, new and old alike! Can he fight it off?

 

Season II so far:  After enjoying Generic Summer Vacation Week down south at Bordertown, Dash and his allies (and a few Feline Empire members) return for the reopening of Seaside Town, and get wrapped up in trying to resolve a crisis of several princesses from a travelling princess's caravan being kidnapped, which ultimately leads them to Dash's old town, Honorburg, where they have to deal with repeated attacks from the mysterious Philler Gang.

The Philler gang is ultimately able to defeat them by teleporting them into another world, where he uses a combination of drugs and magic to attempt to force the unwilling "participants" to battle each other. So far, it seems like it might have a chance of working!
 


 
 
First appearance:  Degrassi War
Appearances Mission Notes
Roleplay Degrassi War On his way to meet Prince Blahking, Sebastian fights Moblinos, reflects on his life and finds disappointment
Co-roleplay Degrassi War Obron, Blahking's alter ego, explains the South Degrassi situation to Sebastian
Co-roleplay Degrassi War Dash and Konall Bearsmasher smack Goblins around and act stealthy
Finale Degrassi War Dash and company meet new friends and have some major fighting to do!
Rollover * the Villa Mission Cameo appearance in the mission briefing
Co-roleplay the Villa Mission Dash reviews briefing, and Fluffy Hamster hitches a ride
Cameo the Villa Mission Dash isn't seen, but Konall spots the corpses of two Penguins whom he guesses Dash took down earlier
Co-roleplay the Villa Mission triple co-write (kind of. Dash and a surprise new ally show up to lend Prince Blahking a hand!
Co-roleplay the Villa Mission Going back a bit to show how Dash met his surprise ally - Who ends up being nicknamed TheChad
Roleplay the Villa Mission Dash sneaks around the villa, plus a NPC Penguin POV section
Finale the Villa Mission It all comes together, as KOKOL looks to escape the penguins.. and a surprise threat
Co-roleplay Chrono Quest Dash's planning when Catrina, a half feline figure from Dash's past, shows up to pounce her greetings!
Co-roleplay Chrono Quest Sebastian and Catrina head for Seaside Town, and hit the Daily Dungeon as well
Roleplay Chrono Quest Sebastian Dash's suffering from memory problems.. Blame the Dragon for that one...
Cameo Chrono Quest Konall hears about Dash surviving the dragon's attack on a ship (not totally accurate but close)
Roleplay Chrono Quest From a hippie NPC's Point of view, as she meets The Dashing Rogue himself
Cameo Chrono Quest Dash is spotted approaching in Catrina's RP.. she's eager to greet him again
Co-roleplay Chrono Quest Dash and Catrina have a very strange encounter with the dragon- and ghosts of their own pasts
Co-roleplay Chrono Quest The night before the final showdown with the Chrono Dragon is a tense one.
Finale 1/3 Chrono Quest A whole lot of prelude to the action action as all the players move onto the board
Finale 2/3 Chrono Quest The enemies are pouring in as the girls try to discern the Dragon's secrets, and KOKOL is on the ropes
Finale 3/3 Chrono Quest Everything comes together in a rather shocking, unexpected fashion
Co-roleplay Find The Oriole! A rift comes up between Sebastian and Catrina, and he decides to ride south
Roleplay Find The Oriole! Dash gets way down south- and starts to rethink his brash decision earlier
Co-roleplay Find The Oriole! 4 way co-write! Dash, Feena, Cat and Fluffy run into a tough Elite 7 member.. the Jester King of Beasts?!
Finale 1/3 Find The Oriole! Our heroes get some surprise help from the Penguin Mafia- but we're not out of hot waters yet
Finale 2/3 Find The Oriole! Even if they can get by the JKotB, KOKOL' has more Knob Goblin thugs to deal with
Finale 3/3 Find The Oriole! A stunning betrayal as our story comes to an end - plus another fight
Rollover Save That Toot! The heroes reorganize as they finally deduce who's taken the Toot Oriole. Next job- saving it!
Co-roleplay Save That Toot! Sebastian Dash takes a detour from his assignment- and ends up finding a beaten and bruised FeenaMancy
Co-roleplay Save That Toot! Dash saves Catrina but they're both battered and bruised- time to regroup 'n recover. Plus an AiL newcomer
Co-roleplay Save That Toot! Dash's tracked down Half fox Vivace Downtuned, a powerful seeker, to help him track down the Penguin Mafia!
Co-roleplay
Save That Toot! Vivace meets an annoyed Catrina; Hope she calms Catrina down before poor Dash wanders in!
Finale 1/3 Save That Toot! Dash and Vixen set out to steal.. er.. rescue the Toot!
Finale 2/3 Save That Toot! Vixen and Dash get part 2 to theirselves and try to con the mafia!
Finale 3/3 Save That Toot! Even if Dash and his allies can get Toot, will they make it out alive and with their kneecaps intact?!
Prelude Battle for Cobb's Knob Dash sees Catrina to her meeting with Prince Blahking in the prelude in this one
Roleplay Battle for Cobb's Knob Dash's verbal confrontation with Blahking, plus news of attacks on a KOKOL outpost!
Co-roleplay Battle for Cobb's Knob When Catrina gets mopey, Dash breaks out the reverse psychology.. plus news on the Sun Orb
Co-roleplay Battle for Cobb's Knob Dash and Vixen break camp and chat it up. Dash learns a lil more about ol' greenfur
Finale 1/3 Battle for Cobb's Knob Dash and the troops wait on the Knob Goblin attack force. Goblin King and Market Demon are preparing as well.
Finale 2/3 Battle for Cobb's Knob Dash and Vixen get the jump on the Knob Goblins. Their allies get a turn at the Goblins, too!
Finale 3/3 Battle for Cobb's Knob KOKOL vrs. the Elite 7; it'll take more than brute force to win THIS one!
Flashback+ Enter Hey Daze More detail on Dash's trip to the Market Daze and the Sun Orb, and later.. Dash and Catrina get the letter on the mission
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze Dash meets a face from his time in Adrule, Riko, and she's got some useful news
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze Along with Catrina, Riko and Feena, Dash gets ready to hit Seaside Town to find the Harp of the Aeons!
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze Dash and Riko set out to explore the Leggory and Armory. They find a familiar enemy instead
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze Just a lil fun under the fountain with Catrina.. that is, until a familiar enemy shows up- and the skies go pitch black!
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze Dash, Catrina, her ex and her brother, Riko, and Feena are ready to finally get to Hey Daze- when the snow ninjas show up! Uhho...
Cameo Enter Hey Daze The aftermath of Dash's decision to stay behind and send Cattaras through the portal.
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze Seperated from his party, Dash sets out to find another ally, Vivace.. He finds Vixen instead.. and a ghost
Co-roleplay Enter Hey Daze How will Vixen help Dash into Hey Daze? Well- maybe the ghost of Vixen's sister Vex can help!
Prelude Enter Hey Daze Dash and Vixen are together, but get seperated in the Prelude to Vixen's solo bit
Roleplay Enter Hey Daze Dash wraps up roleplaying by dealing with the evil, moronic cast of 7-Eternal
Finale 1/3 Enter Hey Daze Dash and Vixen are reunited in the chaos, but find themselves in a fight with the demonic handsome manager, Hunk.. Hunk Smash!
Finale 2/3 Enter Hey Daze Reunited with Catrina, Daisuke and Riko... but will it be enough to deal with Hunk?!
Finale 3/3 Enter Hey Daze Dash and KOKOL deal with not just shadow versions of Dash, Raw, Feena and Catrina, but also the rest of the evil Managers! Twist ending
Co-roleplay Meet the Council Sebastian and Catrina are just starting to warm up on a cold morning, when a delivery man arrives with news on the mission.. and Catrina's special reward from the search for the Toot Oriole.
Co-roleplay Meet the Council Sebastian and Catrina meet up with Riko and Feena to decide who's going where. Also featured; Elite 7 up to no good, and Riko meets her new bunny friend, Amras.
Co-roleplay Meet the Council Sebastian spots an old friend, who later turns out to be Katherine Swift. Then, Dash gives a tour of Seaside Town to Riko but it ends up bringing up even more bad memories for Dash.
Co-roleplay Meet the Council Dash runs across Vixen, who's been fired from her tavern job. After a fun but weird KOL inspired battle, the two talk, and Dash explains the mission, and why he wants to win it so badly.
Finale 1/2 Meet the Council Dash and Vixen meet up with Raw and Riko. They decide to set up camp before setting out in the morning, but someone isn't waiting...
Finale 2/2 Meet the Council After a strange dream about Catrina, Dash wakes the others.. and finds one is missing. It's every clannie for him/herself as they set out to see who can get the larvae to the Council. Things get more complicated when Cattaras Whiteclaw shows up to start trouble!
Rollover Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Dash's third Rollover appearance to date kicks off with a meeting of the full Elite 7. Dash and Shamus XTreme, the 'winners' of the last two Council tasks, accompany Prince Blahking on a meeting with the King.. but they walk away with two more jobs after meeting the rather eclectic "Council Friends."
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Dash meets Vixen and offers her a ride back to Dash's camp.. where Vixen promptly gets into a major catfight with Catrina!
Flashback Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Kind of a flashback, a little later on in the mission. Dash helps Vixen explain the current mission in Todd and Lapine's debut.
Co-roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Dash meets up with a dejected Blahking in a familiar bar. The two end up setting up a little KOKOL carnival, while Dash decides on his objective for the mission.
Roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Dash and an old ally are on the verge of a major battle, but first, we take a look at how Dash encountered that old ally, Katherine Swift!
Roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction More about Dash and Swift, who set out for what they know is a trap.
Roleplay Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Dash and "Quick" (Swift) run into a fight with the Penguin Mafia and some Knob Goblins. Catrina shows up just in time to help.. or to have a misunderstanding with Katherine. There's a nasty surprise at the end, too.
Finale
Prelude
Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction The 5 part mission Finale kick-off has Sebastian, Katherine and Catrina battling the devious Jester King of Beasts of the Elite 7, among other things.
Finale 1/2 Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Dash, Catrina and Katherine's fight against the Jester King continues, with them having to avoid having a building dropped on their head. Literarily. We also get Shamus arriving to the scene of the fight.. eventually.
Finale 2/2 Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Shamus brings a little comedy to the fight, which Grillhamo's joined in, but the mood gets serious when Catrina loses control of herself!
Finale
wrap-up
Guild Warriors: Faction satisfaction Catrina goes to handle some personal business while Dash submits his entry for the "Impress for success" contest, after breaking up some troublemakers. Will Dash win? And what nasty surprise awaits our heroes at the end of this one?
Rollover Mission: War in Seaside Town Dash is at the forefront as the Knob Goblin Empire and Elite 7 invade Seaside Town!
Roleplay Mission: War in Seaside Town In the opening moments of the war, Dash confronts Amras and Black Paladin, as King MTiger and Briggs Detree rally KOKOL's forces for the battle!
Live RP Mission: War in Seaside Town Dash joins in the first-ever Live RP, joining Catrina and Konall to battle Cattaras and Daisuke. Spaz's father Decaf guest stars.
Live RP Mission: War in Seaside Town When Grilhamo proves too tough for Dash and Konall, Catrina has to fight them on her own! Guest spots for King MTiger and the Nice Sorceress.
Finale 2/2 Mission: War in Seaside Town In another Live RP, Dash, Catrina, Konall and allies battle the Knob Goblins. They have to deal with portals and pyromancers as well.
Live RP Seaside Town: The Burning Dash, Konall, Catrina and allies are resting outside of the town, having been driven out during the war, when they suddenly realize the town itself has been set ablaze! They rush to the center of town only to find Grillhamo and the Jester King of Beasts ready for a fight! Special appearance by Crab Jesus!
Live RP Seaside Town: The Burning Dash is in a rather large group of KOKOL adventurers! They split up, with half of them fighting off Knob Goblin reinforcements and the other half fighting Grillhamo and the Jester King of Beasts. Features rare appearances by MTiger and Arkane.
Co-roleplay Seaside Town: The Burning Dash teams up with Konall, Lapine and Vixen to take on Grimdeath the Incinerator (formerly known as Buffy the Jovial Joker.. allegedly), and his many forms of fire magic. A twist ending ends this one in an all new direction!
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning Dash is mentioned and briefly "seen" in the mirror which shows the other world in this Konall/ Catrina/ Becky piece which leads them into the 8 bit world Live RP's!
Co-roleplay Seaside Town: The Burning Sebastian Dash, Lapine, and Vixen find themselves in Mountaincenter Village, a twisted version of Seaside Town, battling three twisted versions of themselves! It's ninja blade vrs. broadsword in the first ever Dark vrs. Dash battle, as well as bunny mage vrs. bunny mage-ninja and baseball bat against Vixen's staff!
Co-roleplay Seaside Town: The Burning Catrina's made her way into Mountaincenter and finds Dash. The two get a face to face meeting with Lady Whiteclaw and her brother & mate. Yeah, this world's versions of Daisuke and Cattaras!
Cameo Seaside Town: The Burning Dash is briefly mentioned in a flashback although this RP focuses on Vixen trying to outsmart Dark and his pets.
Co-roleplay Seaside Town: The Burning When Zedika Dark gets touchy feely with Catrina, it leads to a barefisted brawl between Dash and Dark! Meanwhile, Skullion Chick wants to have a go at Catrina.
Live RP Seaside Town: The Burning Konall and Blahking go to the mirrorworld to fetch Dash, Catrina, Lapine and Vixen. Later in the Live RP, Sir Fumblies meets Becky; the two fight ninjas!
Finale 1/2 Seaside Town: The Burning Dash and Catrina try in vain to get through to her brother Cattaras as a dark plan starts to unfold.. one that will crack the foundation of KOKOL forever! Meanwhile, their allies continue to deal with the burning of Seaside Town. Snow ninjas featured!
Finale 2/2 Seaside Town: The Burning After a very passionate interlude with Catrina, Dash's world is rocked to the core, shattered by her betrayal.. Dash may never know the true reasons for her betrayal in the conclusion of "Seaside Town: The Burning."
Rollover End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Dash confronts Catrina on her recent actions.. and ends up being left for dead, thanks to Raw Hide! Meanwhile, the rise of the Feline Empire beings.
Co-roleplay End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Dash's life is in the lands of Lapine's healing. But should Dash rise as a zombie, Janos promises to stop it before he can raise havok. But will it come to that or can Lapine save Dash?
Co-roleplay End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Dash's nightmare turns into a vision with him meeting Catrina's Goddess. Dash finally awakens to the healing melodies of Todd Blackpaws, as Dash begins to cope with Catrina's betrayal.
Live RP End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Sebastian, Konall and Todd meet the mysterious Aleena while out fishing/ travelling on Konall's fishing ship. The four battle a seamonster.
Co-roleplay End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Actually posted before the meeting of Aleena, it happens after. Dash and Todd are sneaking into the Feline Empire controlled Degrassi Knoll in disguise. After camping in a deserted Knob outpost, they save a poor mafia Penguin from an angry mob.
Finale 1/2 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Dash and Todd find some backup in the form of Lapine, Shadow Darkstep, and Janos. They're gonna need it against Cattaras and Cattaras's guards!
Finale 2/2 End of the Heroic Age: Fallout The battle between the Feline Empire and KOKOL continues.. until a bigger threat interrupts it! Larry the final enemy leads us into a most unconventional and surprising ending!
Finale
wrap-up
End of the Heroic Age: Fallout Todd's present as Dash and Cattaras have some very tense meetings, as elsewhere, Konall, Kadlin and allies take out the source of the undead spell - the former Goblin King!
Live RP Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation el dia de los moxios turns a fight pitting Dash, Aleena, Konall, Fumblies against some local thugs into a battle of wits! After dealing with drug dealers and Vixen, we meet Armus the Unifier on the way to a good old fashioned dungeon crawl!
Cameo Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation Dash and Becky don't make to the dungeon crawl, which debuts werevamp, and turns out to be a rather unconventional dungeon crawl!
Co-roleplay Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation Dash, along with Cattaras and Becky, find themselves in Honorburg where they run into Dash's ex Katlana.. and her new boytoy Jake! A small, unresolved piece, sadly.
Finale Interim mission: Generic Summer Vacation Sebastian Dash performs pretty well in the dance contest, where we end the mission on, although it's ironically the normally clumsy Sir Fumblies who wins the contest.
Rollover Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! When news of several missing princesses sours the reopening of the bigger, better Seaside Town, Sebastian and Blahking to the root of the problem to offer to help.. as does Cattaras Whiteclaw.
Roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dash runs into an old man in Seaside Town, and another who gives Dash a little information on a Princess named Jen Pi.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dash gets quick an eyeful of Katherine Swift and Aleena's skinny dip. After some flirting, they set out to search for Princess Pi, coming up on Konall at the very end.
Live RP Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! It's over the top, chaotic, insane, hilarious action in a hidden ninja village, starring Dash, Aleena, Konall, Fahari, and more! Tons of battles, and a few logic and charisma puzzles, as well as some very creative rewards.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! After Ozzie debuts, wandering up in a dazed state to the camp Dash and Aleena set up for 2 princesses, Dios and Jester King (and his sidekick) attack, kidnapping the two princesses and Aleena!
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dash and Ozzie wake up after the devastating battle and gather their thoughts; Aleena and the princesses are going to need their help, but Dash and Ozzie might need some help to do it!
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dash and Ozzie reach Seaside Town, where they consider their options.. After Ozzie spills the contents of his stomach, thanks to the rough ride.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Dash finds Konall in a bar. The two investigate (I.E., bribe the penguin bartender) for a lead into the case of the missing Aleena and two princesses.
Cameo Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! It's just noted Dash has vanished already by the time this piece, which sees Ozzie meeting a mysterious stranger, starts.
Co-roleplay Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! Todd is too busy flirting with a barmaid to listen to Dash.. that is, until his girl Lapine shows up, not enjoying Todd's flirting very much.
Finale 3/3 Royal Scavenger Hunt- Princesses in danger! After dealing with some ghosts, it turns out Dash and his allies don't have much of a problem with Jester King, thanks to Aleena. Meanwhile, Fahari, Becky, Cattaras and Fumblies help six other princesses.
Rollover Return of the Dashing Rogue Blahking, Aleena, Dash, Fumblies, Cattaras, Kadlin Bearsmasher, and Council representatives gather around as Lady Goblin and Jen Pi reveal there were three more princesses kidnapped and taken to Honorburg!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Todd takes Dash to Fahari, who has a brief and cryptic message from the Goddess herself for Dash. The three agree to meet in a bar down south later on.
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Aleena's waiting at Dash's camp, hoping for a ride over for the mission. Things heat up between the two.. I mean, things *really* get steamy! ... leading them to start on the ride to the Weeping Tree Inn a little later than intended... :)
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash and Aleena arrive in the Weeping Tree in to find Todd, and Fahari, who's in a brawl. After some teasing over Aleena's newfound intimacy with Dash, it turns out Fahari was brawling with the crew to an old ally of Dash's, allowing our heroes a ride to Honorburg!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash fills Aleena in on a little backstory from the Chrono Quest Crisis. Then, things get a little uneasy when the two run into Cattaras and Catrina, whom they find out are sharing the same ship. Cattaras still has Dash's old sword!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Since Dash told Aleena a little about her past, it's her turn now. We also turn our attention to the pirates, and the city to which our Adventurers are travelling.
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash explains his side of the Cat/ Dash story to Captain Morgan. Dash then joins Becky Joy, Aleena, and the Whiteclaw siblings for an obliguatory "heroes misunderstanding" fight against Cyber Sunset!
Co-roleplay Return of the Dashing Rogue Dash and Aleena sneak into a Fifth Column base, looking for information on the princess. Aleena hacks some of the robots, and the two run into Cyber Sunset, but this one ends badly for our heroes!
Finale 1/3 Return of the Dashing Rogue Trapped in a Fifth Column base, Sebastian revives and attempts to rescue Aleena, without much luck, unaware that several allies are starting to find their way towards that very base. Meanwhile, Kadlin and Fumblies finally arrive to Honorburg.
Finale 2/3 Return of the Dashing Rogue As Cyber Sunset aids Sebastian Dash's attempts to free Aleena, Aleena finds herself along with the three other princesses having their very life force drained out by magical means. Fortunately, Sir Fumblies arrives, with a "little" backup.
Finale 3/3 Return of the Dashing Rogue Even with the princesses and Space Queen Aleena freed from the prison, the enemy mage still manages to summon a 'sorcerer's summonist," who calls upon mirror versions of her opponents, but even with the help of the betrayed Fifth Column and Council of the Fifth, will the sorcerer's summonist's otherworldly abilities be too much for our heroes to handle?

Adventures in Loathing




 Kingdom of Loathing (KOL) is a (mostly) original online game that apparently has something to do with Asymmetric Publications, LLC, and something called a Jick, who probably copyrighted and trademarked the thing up the wahoozer. Wahoozer is a word I just made up. If you don't like it, bite me. And if you refuse to bite me go to . . . ANYWAY, this is the archive for an interactive writing game based on KOL, and a specific clan within- the Kingdom of KOL. Specific characters belong to their specific owners, specifically, unless specifically stated otherwise. This game was developed by Joshua A. Dexter, with rules based in part on Mercenary and Equinox. This is a non profit game done for entertainment purposes only. If a rash develops on your imagination, desist use immediately and consult a physician, psychologist, or 1-900 psychic for further assistance. KOL forums, storeentry at AnswersKOL's entry at Archive.org, and it's entry at Wikipedia, and KOL's own wiki. - JAD

In other words, I don't own KOL, or KOKOL, and KOL doesn't own KOKOL. Get it? !